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Has time stopped or what? Im sure it was 15:45 before I made this cuppa.

Do that when Im dropping off sometimes. Its as if Ive stepped off a curb without knowing it was there. My whole body jumps and our lass shites hersel No, not literally

195548[/snapback] Eee well feck me! That kinda makes sense given that I thought someone was coming up behind me. So if this hadnt kicked in Id have possibly darted off, tripped over my shoes and smacked my head off the cupboard. Clever stuff.

My mate insisted it was when you'd been abducted by Aliens What really freaked me out was once night when I tried to "roll with it". Started hearing my Dad and Step-Mother talking downstairs as if I was living back home. Which I wasnt.

Remember when I was taking Cod Liver Oil tablets for a while. One musnt have went down properly and throughout the day it was rifting like a good un. I was practically breathing fish.

Years ago I started keeping a dream diary. Thats where you keep an A4 diary by your bed and as soon as you wake up you write down what your dream was before you forget (and yes, before you go for a piss). Anyway, I only done it about 5 times but I can still remember the dreams now from then. One very odd one, I was a horse (one of the few times Ive not been me in a dream) and I was in the sea at Whitley Bay with some other horses, staring over at a paper shop on the beach. Another one I could fly, and was flying 1ft above the ground over my old school field. But, I could only go at about 2mph. Another Id won the lottery and was riding newcastle city centre on top of a double decker bus with a MASSIVE bag of copper. The usual, Id had my car nicked and I knew it was a couple of lads I used to go to school with and I felt worried that I was gonna get a kicking while looking for it. Also, when I was a kid I remember dreaming I had a guitar then woke up and went looking for it. Worst one though, was when I started getting sleep paralysis. Where I swore I was awake but couldnt move at all. Always felt like there was someone slowing walking towards me from the other way my head was facing on the bed but couldnt move or turn around to look. Had really force myself to move and usually took a few mins. Freaked me out a few times. Happened a canny few

Oh that crunched mint with ice and rum drink? Lush man Worst - Olives

Piss off you happy bastard! Come back if it all goes tits up. 195044[/snapback]

I used to follow American Football quite a bit. Used to play for a local junior team when I was a kid (ok I was mainly a reserve ). I followed the New England Patriots since superbowl 20 sorry XX when they got thrashed off the Bears. Good to see them having a good run a couple off years ago.

As much as I love Nobby (that just sounds wrong in so many ways), I agree with Zog on the left and Duff on the right. Parker n Emre centre. Shola n Martins up front. Given in goal, Carr, Baba, Moore and Bramble centre. Subs Harper, Taylor, Rossi, Milner, Sibierski. Though Butt might get squeezed in somewhere (there I go again).

I've been married for .... drumroll ..... 8 months Still all lovey big soft tart that I am....

Nope, wrong croc...... hmmm

How the hell am I supposed to beat that? Worst I can think is when I let me dogs off in a field. Seen them running around and then disappear. Went to where they were to see them both rolling on their backs in something. That turned out to be a dead "something". Blood, guts n clarrat everywhere. Had to drive them back home covered before bathing them. Not sure how long the dead thing had been there but the stink.. phoooooo

That had the crocodile that used to tell stories? Was it You & Me? (me and you, lots and lots, of things to do etc)

Even more odd how they spin around when they come out as well

When I was at school I was on Razzamataz twice and also Crosswits? in the audience once where you got the back of my head. Unless you also count being in the crowd at games where Ive been spotted a couple of times.

Whats been bugging me of late is the call centres that ring me asking me to transfer money onto my credit cards. Or the worst yet was transfer the available balance on my card (few grand) into my bank account! How mad do they think I am. As soon as I answer I can tell they are trying to sell something so I start to say "no thank you, not interested" takes me an age to get rid of them. Started hanging up on a few much to the disgust of my wife. Then she got one and was kept on the phone for ages Yes I know, only doing their job yadda yadda, but hwo about Im only trying to have a bit of peace after getting in from work! Then, at work our banks (barlcays) call centre is india (or similar) and Id say maybe half of them I talk to are fine and the other half we really struggle with. The worst Ive had was BT Broadband. Talk about steam coming out of my ears.

Playing "kingo" (chucking a tennis ball at each other) 1st dinner sitting having the best choice, or 4th sitting being allowed to get 2nds Forgetting any p.e. kit and having to get something out of the "odd box" Holding your coat over your head when it was windy

Aye, sad sad news this morning when I heard this. Went out of my way to watch most of his stuff. Off beat perhaps, buy not only knowledgable but done tons of work for various wildlife organisations and for nature all round. Terrible that his wife was so far away when the news broke, more so taht its splattered all over the news before she even heard herself. His wife also played a big role in his activity and I'd wonder if she would carry it on for his sake. I swam with (smaller) rays and was told some places remove the barb and the larger ones do have a poisonous sting though due to their nature its not usually a threat. This things barb went into his chest, awful accident. Dead with his crew before the helecopter arrived I think. Awful.

So does the statement about Pardew...

Oh my .... didnt expect that one. On a plus, when he was here he was good except for his positional sense. As someone already said, Robert did also give him some work to do. On another plus, we need cover at LB desparately and he gives that and yes is prob better than Elliot. On ths minus - It really shows how desparate things have become. What next? Bring Pav back as a reserve keeper?

I agree - though has nowt to do with badges. Having all the badges in the world dont make you a good manager. Just means you;ve had a jaunt away doing some courses.

6. Mention of how there was no point bringing in players that wouldnt improve the squad 7. Roeder had to contend with the squad left to him by the previous manager 8. Something else blaming souness - maybe his overpayments for certain players 9. How Rossi was a real capture after a host of others wanted him 10. How it will be a time for players like Taylor to shine bah.

The reason I think he didnt go for them was age. I seem to recall at the time something about wanting to lower the average squad age. How old is the bloke from city again?

08:50, Ive been at work 50min and have already had two customers ring me with the sole reason of taking the piss. Both scousers, one red one blue. I also feel let down. Players we were in pole position to sign, 4-5 players he hoped to bring in. The whole thing to me smacks of being nieve.