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Loving these the minute:

Has MA got a list of people NUFC fans wouldnt want at the club or something? fucking hell Who next? Roy Keane as motivational coach?

Whickers Wormed RIP

Congratulations! Mwahahahaha (all other parents now laugh and your wonderful yet sleepless future)

Happy ( . )( . ) Birthday!

Couldnt give a stuff if he played for Mackems or not. I think he could do a job for sure. Id be pissed off if he was out only forward brought in but alongside someone else then aye.

Top one looks a tiny bit too far to the right, on the right lines though. Love the second one!

SHould watch his YouTube channel, some funny stuff on there like.

Happy B'Day!

Def bottom half like. As it stands we're simpson and perch (and Harper) down with none in (ok one for the youth team). We've lied (or the club hasnt but they create the leaks they want) about trying to bring players in and made half arsed attempts at others. The only thing anyone remembers thus far about us is our new world fucking class DoF being a tit in the media. So far we arent taking a few steps backwards, we're using a tacky wonga sponsored time machine 15th.

I've got two signed Baresi tops I think

Looks like Di Canio will be playing for the ACM side, could make it interesting!

Aye one in each fucking hand

Has to have turnip man. I can just about live with it being mashed in with carrot but prefer on it's own ideally with pepper and gravy

Here you go. Basically it depends on your weight and of course intensity but this is a good guide. http://www.nutristrategy.com/caloriesburned.htm

Beamish is the best place like. The stables at the hotel. Great food, good play area out back and Beamish wild there if you fancy birds of pray.

This one - (not called the Pack Horse anymore. Or Hors) - https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?ie=UTF-8&q=pubs+in+burnopfield&fb=1&gl=uk&hq=pubs&hnear=0x487dd7d540ce0a55:0xcc265f2cc8f333c6,Burnopfield,+County+Durham&ei=lB7QUYz8E8X64QSVgoHAAw&ved=0CNoBELYD&iwloc=cids:15924857012456704688

Aye there is. Cant think of the name but theres one before you reach Hobson coming away from Gateshead on the right before you hit the bank (where at the top you turn off for Annfield Plain), thats just past the lights that you would take to Burnopfield.

Dark Skies - Better than expected. Reviews slated it so my expectations were low, reminded me a bit of signs. Similarly watched The Last Exorcism 2 which was also meant to be shite. It was "ok" nowt special but watchable if you like that kinda thing. Safety Not Guaranteed - A "nice" film. another film if theres nowt on TV its ok to fill a void.

Come on we know the script. We offer X They ask for X more Players sounds like he would come We dont budge on offer "Small" club comes in and takes him

Man of Steel. Thoroughly enjoyed it and thought they made a good go at making it more modern.

Yeah, heard mate. You might remember my trips to ACM and I know the UK Agent for ACM-G.

Ok, Ill expand it to AC Milan Glorie which as you likely know is AC Milan past players.