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Did we fuck want a big signing. We wanted A signing. While I appreciate Pardew is being force fed bullshit and trying his best not to puke it back in our faces, he doesnt need to come out with this kind of bullshit. We didnt expect to sign Gareth fucking Bale. Gomis would have been a good start and that's hardly "marquee". Cunts.

Its a good program actually, I only got the one like. Speaking to some yesterday a lot are really not keen on signing shirts because too many people are then just selling on ebay. The tendency now seems to be to sign them and give them to charities to auction off. Which is fair enough like.

Killer was a top bloke like. Down to earth, good laugh, and clearly doesnt give a fuck!

Few pics Ok, come on then, rip me to bits and a really hazy pic of me and Nobby and this is pretty much what my vision was like by then

It worked then

Actually, they were pretty pissed off by the end They were mobbed outside NUFC and again at the airport. They dont mind doing signatures but people were jumping all over them and shoving books in their faces etc. One bloke asked for a signature 5 fucking times man and Maldini had a go at him just saying "Ebay, Ebay!". Some people are fucking stupid man, no need to behave like that like. On another note, most of the NUFC players were pretty good on the night time with people asking them for photos etc. Beardsley could cheer up a bit like Steve Harper done a bit of piss taking during the charity auction. They had 4 tickets for the chairmans suite for the West Brom game and he added something along the lines of "We can also guarantee that Joe Kinnear will not be there"

Back of my heed. So proud http://i4.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article5918284.ece/ALTERNATES/s2197/JS25769680-5918284.jpg

Well, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Credit to the lads and lasses who pulled it all together. I know on the night there were a few stressed people involved in all the comings and goings and you maybe don't appreciate that until you are stuck in the middle watching them. It was a great spectacle and for a moment let me slip back to when I used to come to SJP to see the players and the football without thinking of the bullshit behind it. Sure the crowd wasn't jumping but in pockets it was nice to hear some old songs and appreciation to some old players. Great funds being raised for some fantastic local charities. Highlight of my night was cracking on with Kilcline who to this day is a nutter but a great sport. What a sound bloke and good laugh. Hats off to Di Canio as well. He didn't have to come and he showed a bit of class, something our friends down the road would do well to learn from.

Cracking night, too pissed to write anything coherent. Few pics ill hoy up later. Bit surreal handing the trophy over and was concentrating not going arse over tit on the grass. Di Canio played well for a twat. Few of our players still showed a bit of spark. Harper taking the piss out of the club a bit and JFK quite funny after the game. Gneet.

Its 64bit as well which is a canny change. Not really arsed about the camera. I have a 4S so its a decent upgrade for me.

Sounds like Di Canio will be the last player out of the tunnel. He will love that like

Love the Donald Duck mode

Well, Im up to Season 1, Episode 6. Loving it so far!

Classic

I love how they bang on about "re-writing history" while they lap up all the internet bollocks that spreads and they take as fact. Thick fuckers to man and beast, the lot of them.

Well Amazon have said if the price drops after your pre-order they will update your pre-order. Ive not ordered yet. Well I have (ps4) but I cancelled it. Needed more time to decide.

Yeah while Im not doing the traditional cut/bulk as such, I am planning on tightening things up for 3 months Jan-Mar to get my bf% down a bit more. Then continue as I am. Im around 15% atm.

Harper confirmed he was starting as he joked on twitter ("As normal"). I wonder if he will take a Pen like Shearer though

While Im still flip flopping between PS4 or XBO, this looks a good deal : Go to Zavvi - http://www.zavvi.com/shops/playstation-4.list?s=ps4 Use someones referral code (I dont have one yet but I might do this) and get 5% discount on top

Yeah enjoyed reading that.

I thought that as soon as I typed it. Trust you to pick the fucker up

I started going to the match mid 80s. But not properly. Just now and again with my mates. Remember once cycling down while my mates took the piss from the back of the bus as I needed to save what pennies I had Anyway, late 80s and I started to drink in the West Denton club or the Dyke on a Friday night. EVERYONE moaned about the club. The old fuckers were the worst but we respected their opinion on it as they'd been around the block and actually seen us win something. Think about it, some of them went in the 50s when we were class and now were in the 80s when we were shite. You can draw parallels now. The only difference is that now we have social media and not have to wait until we see each other in the club/pub. Still miss the "pink" btw.

We have a winner!! Ok, so maybe I'll make two lists

Cheers mate, appreciate that. Oh and as per your message, I think the words leaving my mouth as I jump will be "FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"