Howay

Then Forest Green Rovers barmy vegan army hammer them 4-0 next season.

The ultimate kicker is they don’t capitalize the p in poocastle

I was worried about relegation for sure, team bed wetter won me over. I thought we could pull ourselves out but it would take a dramatic upturn in form which thankfully we have done (and then some). Now I’m firmly team schlong waver, in fact now I’m asking the classic question of “where to park in London near Wembley?” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_UEFA_Champions_League_Final

What’s mad about the “shows what money can do” comments is the same fucking pundits were calling pretty much all the players we bought shite

It’s bonkers isn’t it. This assumption we’ve been bought as an investment, despite the fact that football clubs are a fucking terrible investment and the absolute overwhelming journalist outrage about sportswashing is staring them in the face.

Mind when they were buzzing about Methven, as he was a PR bloke which apparently was really important despite everyone saying it would just mean they were better at spouting bullshit “just a jealous mag as you don’t have a top PR bloke”, seems the mags were right again wonder who will be right about our new owners….

The difference is no fans really care and it’s meaningless. They’re just having a laugh after the match and enjoying being owners, no Newcastle fan is going “look at them having a kick about that means we are going to be amazing” they’re installing people to make decisions for them, like Ashworth, whereas the mackem idiots were making all the decisions and doing things that completely mugged them off. Plus as you say, their actions show their worth it’s not been hollow actions. Literally having huge worries and their owner is wanting to blast out Ibiza tunes at half time for the mackems to enjoy to distract from the shit performances, or having them replace the seats for nowt and dressing it up like some exciting chance to get involved with your club rather than free labor. They’re just absurd on there tbh. They’ll still be saying Howe is shite despite the fact if you took our form since January across a full season we’d be in the CL . Like fucking hell man it’s incredible “but he spent a fortune” did he? 90m is a fortune nowadays? Manchester United basically spent that on one player and we’d be above them. Plus we got Chris Wood and Dan Burn who they all have called utter shit, trippier who is past it and Bruno who is average, so given how shit all our buys are why does it matter what he spent?

The Joelinton comment is absurd mind . “Yeah he’s had a good game but they bought him as a centre forward” erm but he looked good there right? I know it’s rare to have that type of position change but it happens a lot in other ways, does he apply that logic to Bale? “Yeah he looked good on the wing but he was supposed to be a left back”.

I hope we do it for all 38 wins next season.

But is he from a nice family?

He loves playing Palace btw I think his first goal for us was against them after a long spell without one when he joined.

Remember when people would say they can’t see where another win would come from in this run of home games, then we’ve went and burst them all

Fucking quality. What a bunch of fucking babies palace are. Get back on your clapped out bus and get the fuck out of Newcastle with fuck all points you bunch of diving, dirty plebs. Solid performance from our lot yet again. Six in a rowaaahh.

Bruno is immense like. He’s fucking had this team of jokers lives all night

Is the ref going to bother booking Zaha for him constantly pushing and thrashing out whenever anyone is tight to him?

Zaha is going to cry if it keeps going like this

This is class. I honestly cannot believe this is the same team (for the most part) that we watched back in September. Literally frustrating Palace to the point they’re resorting to just fouling us.

No attempts for Palace fucking hell man and we were genuinely told Bruce was doing a good job

We need to keep aiming the ball to Almiron. He’s got their left back on toast.

We’ve completely dick slapped these in this first half.

That pass by Bruno was absolutely sensational btw. What a fucking run and finish by Almiron too, that’s what the player we bought was known for

Never doubted him

Love players that spend 95% of their time diving about and then want to be seen as the hard man when everyone is shoving each other.

Nice skill by Almiron playing it off a palace player there. Can Howe tell them to open their eyes

He’s included in my three tbh, off on his fucking travels