Howay

Aye, so like a Southampton, or an Aston Villa, your run of the mill bottom half team of scrubs. Fwiw I’d take Nketiah as back up, he’s a vast improvement on Gayle, and at 22 he’s got plenty time to improve. If we could get him for relatively cheap, along with Tarkowski on a free, those moves strengthen the depth of our squad.

I’ve went for Bruno, I’m biased as he’s the type of player who has always been a favorite of mine (that Cabaye/Verrati type of passing CM that is also combative), but on top of that I think he’s been crucial in the wins against Southampton, Wolves, Leicester, and Palace so as mad as it is to say a player with 6 starts deserves it he’s been man of the match in 3-4 of the 6 and is the main reason for half our wins this season . Joe, Burn, and Trippier all very close for reasons mentioned by everyone else.

This is tremendous btw. Basically they were all attacking each other in the stands, and their consensus was the manager should have been throwing things about and screaming at half time . There’s a bit where one of them starts complaining about a game they lost to Lincoln City the season before , that alone shows how fucking small time they are now.

Of course it’s that gipetto idiot asking that. They’re fucking miles behind Sheffield United on and off the pitch, utter deluded pricks.

He’s also one step from claiming one of them as a MLF with his “traditional (red&white) dress” comment .

The best part is if it was true it would take an absolute fucking fortune for them to get him. No more of this worrying about losing him for a low fee and then not reinvesting.

“Eeeeyah marras I did some reyysurch on the internet masheyyne at the lercul library, pennywell massive FTM. And it seems there was a few solar system things happening when the mag gayums happened, lad behind the desk reckons when it happens and people travel by bus they feel extra tired. Definitely why the mags won their last three. FTM” ”aye marra, was pushing the Alsatian around in its pram today, and saw the lad who used to scuttle owwah lassie, proper MLF, eee says he knaars al abowt space stuff as he has a subscription to all about space magazeyun and went to posh skewel where he learned reyydin and that. So ah asked him and he said aye marra definitely that, then asked how our Sharon was as last time he saw her she said she needed a lie down, proper caring lad, classy you knaars. Anyway FTM”

I fucking love that the bloke who replies to him hates us so much that even when he knows the reason for the order he still cannot disagree with the insanely wrong post “infuriated me too marra, of course it’s because the games are in order of kick off time and not alphabetical, but still marra I’m absolutely fewmin just thinking about if they should have been in alphabetical order the BBC would have put them in the wrong order because it’s the mags”. Additionally getting annoyed at the order of listing the scores? Really ?

This is all fucking brilliant. The levels they are going to so they can make themselves feel better is bonkers. Literally researching how many points possession equates to? That’s definitely not a thing look at Jose Mourinho’s Inter Milan, they won a fucking CL getting about 20% possession across two legs against Barca, they were superb in those games it wasn’t luck. Love the cherry picking as well, “weyy they were pewwwah against Everton and Spurs” not mention Chelsea away?Southampton away? Leeds away? We were also the better side in the first half against Everton, and fairly solid first half v spurs. Never battered Chelsea like Brentford did nah we haven’t but we’ve also been the better side both times we played Brentford. That’s ignoring the contradictory sentence which also includes 3 home games against sides above us in the table (two European spot chasers included) as winnable so we are so good that we should easily beat top half sides, but all our players are shite?

Then Forest Green Rovers barmy vegan army hammer them 4-0 next season.

The ultimate kicker is they don’t capitalize the p in poocastle

I was worried about relegation for sure, team bed wetter won me over. I thought we could pull ourselves out but it would take a dramatic upturn in form which thankfully we have done (and then some). Now I’m firmly team schlong waver, in fact now I’m asking the classic question of “where to park in London near Wembley?” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_UEFA_Champions_League_Final

What’s mad about the “shows what money can do” comments is the same fucking pundits were calling pretty much all the players we bought shite

It’s bonkers isn’t it. This assumption we’ve been bought as an investment, despite the fact that football clubs are a fucking terrible investment and the absolute overwhelming journalist outrage about sportswashing is staring them in the face.

Mind when they were buzzing about Methven, as he was a PR bloke which apparently was really important despite everyone saying it would just mean they were better at spouting bullshit “just a jealous mag as you don’t have a top PR bloke”, seems the mags were right again wonder who will be right about our new owners….

The difference is no fans really care and it’s meaningless. They’re just having a laugh after the match and enjoying being owners, no Newcastle fan is going “look at them having a kick about that means we are going to be amazing” they’re installing people to make decisions for them, like Ashworth, whereas the mackem idiots were making all the decisions and doing things that completely mugged them off. Plus as you say, their actions show their worth it’s not been hollow actions. Literally having huge worries and their owner is wanting to blast out Ibiza tunes at half time for the mackems to enjoy to distract from the shit performances, or having them replace the seats for nowt and dressing it up like some exciting chance to get involved with your club rather than free labor. They’re just absurd on there tbh. They’ll still be saying Howe is shite despite the fact if you took our form since January across a full season we’d be in the CL . Like fucking hell man it’s incredible “but he spent a fortune” did he? 90m is a fortune nowadays? Manchester United basically spent that on one player and we’d be above them. Plus we got Chris Wood and Dan Burn who they all have called utter shit, trippier who is past it and Bruno who is average, so given how shit all our buys are why does it matter what he spent?

The Joelinton comment is absurd mind . “Yeah he’s had a good game but they bought him as a centre forward” erm but he looked good there right? I know it’s rare to have that type of position change but it happens a lot in other ways, does he apply that logic to Bale? “Yeah he looked good on the wing but he was supposed to be a left back”.

I hope we do it for all 38 wins next season.

But is he from a nice family?

He loves playing Palace btw I think his first goal for us was against them after a long spell without one when he joined.

Remember when people would say they can’t see where another win would come from in this run of home games, then we’ve went and burst them all

Fucking quality. What a bunch of fucking babies palace are. Get back on your clapped out bus and get the fuck out of Newcastle with fuck all points you bunch of diving, dirty plebs. Solid performance from our lot yet again. Six in a rowaaahh.

Bruno is immense like. He’s fucking had this team of jokers lives all night

Is the ref going to bother booking Zaha for him constantly pushing and thrashing out whenever anyone is tight to him?