Howay

This West Ham fan posts within about 10 minutes everytime we upload one of these. Definitely sits drumming his fingers on the table refreshing his feed after we win. Enjoy pretending you’re a European side for a season or two longer there, we’ll just push you and that grim reaper manager of yours to one side as we pass.

Tindall is fucking hilarious like. Utter caricature, fairly certain he gets more orange each game. He must have been right in his fucking element when they went to Dubai.

The superiority complex one is the new classy it seems. A new intangible thing they will cling on to. Fwiw I absolutely do think Newcastle United are superior to them, they can call it a superiority complex if they want but I’d say it’s fucking deluded to think otherwise. We have the richest owners in world football and have picked up the 2nd most points out of all PL sides in 2022, where are they? Struggling to make the play offs with an owner who they fucking hate that runs them in his spare time, as during the work day he’s running his small insurance business from a retail park? Aye crack the other one lads, their clubs a fucking joke. I’ve worked from the offices of companies going through liquidation that look more vibrant than what I could see of theirs on their Netflix comedy.

“Mags will be fewmin the lads won, obsessed scum. Anyway in their match even though they had 55% possession and twice the attempts they were pewwah, I’ve watched every single one of their games this season, even pay extra for the service and honestly they’re not very good just pewwah luck every week”

To be fair they’re consistent, their one goal is to beat us at ANYTHING. Everyone going over there in a little?

“Just hold the camera and press play on the music… just once okay? Alright man I will stop having Alex and Steve round… no I’ll not stop buying rotisserie chickens I wouldn’t say it’s exactly a problem… right last try”

The angry, totally not bothered, fans of other clubs up and down the country will be refreshing the Newcastle twitter account eagerly waiting to comment on the team photo. I wonder what original replies there will be? Maybe “it’s only Norwich not the CL”, “sportswashing at its finest”, “shows what money can do” will be among them.

Class performance that. Easy all day for us, insane to say but a professional job from our lot today

Howe is taking the piss now Ritchie, Lascelles, Longstaff, and Gayle on

They’d have to think, and praise someone who they decided wasn’t any good. Easier to just blast out that we spent some money in January as if it’s never happened before in football and contribute 100% of the reason for going from 0 wins to 11 wins to that

Or that we’ve had Joelinton for years and he’s been brilliant . If playing with Longstaff and Lascelles and winning 3-0 away doesn’t impress them I’ve no clue what will

Must feel reborn after Easter

The mad bit is, around the time Howe come in Norwich we’re above us or about level, and we probably looked worse

Bruno. No more to say on the man

Longstaff . Apparently he refuses to buy his lass a car so she drives about in a clapped out corsa, watching him play you can see why he must be worrying he will be on £100 a game next season.

More goals from open play in one half than Wood has managed for us.

That wasn’t even remotely close to being off not to get all Tin foil hat but fucking hell this VAR shit is getting dodgy with us.

This is outrageous. What the actual fuck are they checking here??

Pookki

It’s going to be class having forwards that can finish, that ball by Bruno was immense but you knew Murphy wasn’t scoring from it.

I genuinely have more faith in Joelinton up top given what we’ve seen recently from Wood. I was fine with his signing overall but he’s been worse than I ever thought he would be and I personally hope we don’t really see him play past this season.

I’m just glad to see Gayle didn’t get a chance. Every time he’s got onto the pitch this season he’s looked disinterested, clear sign he’s going to be told to piss off in the summer. Be glad when we are rid of some of the absolute crap that have been getting high wages from us for yonks now.