Howay

Everton have Chelsea at home and then Leicester away as their next two as well.

Class by Alexander Arnold on rat boy. I was creasing at his miss before btw what a fucking tragic player he is. Spends 90 minutes trying to kick everyone else on the pitch and missing every chance, then people say he’s class

I think giving everyone a 13 game head start on us might make a top half finish difficult.

Fucking Southampton, down to 10th now and 11th placed Leicester have two games in hand on us. Wetting the bed now, if Leicester put on a run of games we might finish 11th.

When everyone laughed at us that this Weghorst was fucking miles better than Wood they should have added the fact that he was also a complete fucking donkey.

The fear is we aren’t mathematically safe though.

I’d love Burnley to win, but fucking hell they’re so bad.

Is there a thicker pundit than Agbonlahor? If you don’t fancy infecting your phone with whatever the Chronicle website throws at it, he basically doubled down on his claim that players would rather go to Brentford than Newcastle, before saying we should go and get Toney.

Unreal isn’t it. It clearly has fucking nothing to do with actually caring about the weirdly framed topic, and all to do with him wanting their whole forum to go “that’s it marra the scums stadium is a terrtal shithole. FTM”

Absolutely not, he should sit and constantly discuss the horrors of Yemen and call them terrorist without pause. He should then berate Shearer for being a terrorist sympathizer, and refuse to ever discuss anything about NUFC in any sort of positive light ever again. I think that about covers their current stance it’s just that on repeat but they’re definitely not jealous at all or bitter. Even when Man City come up one of them went “is the owner of Man City a murderer” so which is it lads? Are you actually taking some moralistic stand, or simply applying it to NUFC as the replacement for ‘classy’ as there’s literally no way your shit hole of a club will ever be in the same stratosphere as NUFC ever again. They thought it was bad being in our shadow in the Keegan years . While they’re being moralistic they should have a think how they’d feel if roles were reversed. I can categorically state that I wouldn’t be taking the stance of repeatedly screaming about sportswashing and calling them all terrorist sympathizers. I suppose it’s because they would be coming out with their usual shite patter so there’d be plenty else to have a go about mind.

Uh oh Glendenning, you’re heading for the hate list…

It was so obvious I knew from the thread title what was coming. Breaking news: by the transitive properties used in mackem logic the mackems would definitely be 9th in the table if the PL let them in, Newcastle would of course be below them and Cambridge. FTM.

Tremendous. This is before we even compare his diagonal pass to Murphy to passes like the one Modric did in the CL QF. It’s a shame Murphy can’t finish his supper like.

Ohhh he deserves pelters alright

Tremendous. One of the things that I hadn’t thought about Bruno until today was that despite receiving some pretty harsh treatment from most sides (I don’t think Norwich did mind, not like Palace etc who really targeted him) he never lets in faze him, or rile him up, he just continues to play his game. For example in the Palace match his game was making Connor Gallagher look like Jack Colback for 90 minutes, and no matter how many dirty, shite late tackles golden boy threw in Bruno continued to make him look like the third Longstaff brother.

He just doesn’t want to have to touch the peasants he’s playing against.

Howay let’s get him in.

I know that logically it’s not happening, but imagine if we beat Liverpool and Man City . I think the PL would have to retrospectively disallow our takeover due to the backlash.

It was outrageous that. They had to have been looking for anything they could use to rule it out, I’ve basically never seen them look that far back in the review before and even then he never even looked close to being off even in real time.

Gemmill coming in with the VAR check.

If you were wondering, John is still angry about our win. Also after taking a quick scroll through his twitter I can confirm the West Ham fan with an English flag and pint class on his twitter name is racist.