Howay

Ohhh he deserves pelters alright

Tremendous. One of the things that I hadn’t thought about Bruno until today was that despite receiving some pretty harsh treatment from most sides (I don’t think Norwich did mind, not like Palace etc who really targeted him) he never lets in faze him, or rile him up, he just continues to play his game. For example in the Palace match his game was making Connor Gallagher look like Jack Colback for 90 minutes, and no matter how many dirty, shite late tackles golden boy threw in Bruno continued to make him look like the third Longstaff brother.

He just doesn’t want to have to touch the peasants he’s playing against.

Howay let’s get him in.

I know that logically it’s not happening, but imagine if we beat Liverpool and Man City . I think the PL would have to retrospectively disallow our takeover due to the backlash.

It was outrageous that. They had to have been looking for anything they could use to rule it out, I’ve basically never seen them look that far back in the review before and even then he never even looked close to being off even in real time.

Gemmill coming in with the VAR check.

If you were wondering, John is still angry about our win. Also after taking a quick scroll through his twitter I can confirm the West Ham fan with an English flag and pint class on his twitter name is racist.

This West Ham fan posts within about 10 minutes everytime we upload one of these. Definitely sits drumming his fingers on the table refreshing his feed after we win. Enjoy pretending you’re a European side for a season or two longer there, we’ll just push you and that grim reaper manager of yours to one side as we pass.

Tindall is fucking hilarious like. Utter caricature, fairly certain he gets more orange each game. He must have been right in his fucking element when they went to Dubai.

The superiority complex one is the new classy it seems. A new intangible thing they will cling on to. Fwiw I absolutely do think Newcastle United are superior to them, they can call it a superiority complex if they want but I’d say it’s fucking deluded to think otherwise. We have the richest owners in world football and have picked up the 2nd most points out of all PL sides in 2022, where are they? Struggling to make the play offs with an owner who they fucking hate that runs them in his spare time, as during the work day he’s running his small insurance business from a retail park? Aye crack the other one lads, their clubs a fucking joke. I’ve worked from the offices of companies going through liquidation that look more vibrant than what I could see of theirs on their Netflix comedy.

“Mags will be fewmin the lads won, obsessed scum. Anyway in their match even though they had 55% possession and twice the attempts they were pewwah, I’ve watched every single one of their games this season, even pay extra for the service and honestly they’re not very good just pewwah luck every week”

To be fair they’re consistent, their one goal is to beat us at ANYTHING. Everyone going over there in a little?

“Just hold the camera and press play on the music… just once okay? Alright man I will stop having Alex and Steve round… no I’ll not stop buying rotisserie chickens I wouldn’t say it’s exactly a problem… right last try”

The angry, totally not bothered, fans of other clubs up and down the country will be refreshing the Newcastle twitter account eagerly waiting to comment on the team photo. I wonder what original replies there will be? Maybe “it’s only Norwich not the CL”, “sportswashing at its finest”, “shows what money can do” will be among them.

Class performance that. Easy all day for us, insane to say but a professional job from our lot today

Howe is taking the piss now Ritchie, Lascelles, Longstaff, and Gayle on

They’d have to think, and praise someone who they decided wasn’t any good. Easier to just blast out that we spent some money in January as if it’s never happened before in football and contribute 100% of the reason for going from 0 wins to 11 wins to that

Or that we’ve had Joelinton for years and he’s been brilliant . If playing with Longstaff and Lascelles and winning 3-0 away doesn’t impress them I’ve no clue what will

Must feel reborn after Easter