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Lampard crying about not getting pens, it was a fucking horrendous dive by Gordon, in fact the wonky nosed cunt should have been sent off for it as it would have been his second yellow for diving

Apparently that was a Premier League record for most possession by one side . What a cracking job Lampard is doing.

Heads up Everton, it’s only Chelsea next.

Do people watch Gordon play? Or do they just make up that he’s good off the back of one game he must have done well in and just keep repeating it? The bloke is fucking wank.

Richarlison one of the most in likable footballers going. Genuinely don’t get how he got away with only a yellow there btw, how’s that less of a red than a slap?

I just don’t get the point in having him now, he’s got to have the worst composure among professional goalkeepers.

I also think we have to hope Burnley are above Everton before the final game. Eddie’s boys will batter Burnley tbh.

They got dick slapped by Burnley, I’m not sure any of their games can be called winnable tbf. Iwobi is such a crap player btw, as if they paid £30m+ for him

Everton have Chelsea at home and then Leicester away as their next two as well.

Class by Alexander Arnold on rat boy. I was creasing at his miss before btw what a fucking tragic player he is. Spends 90 minutes trying to kick everyone else on the pitch and missing every chance, then people say he’s class

I think giving everyone a 13 game head start on us might make a top half finish difficult.

Fucking Southampton, down to 10th now and 11th placed Leicester have two games in hand on us. Wetting the bed now, if Leicester put on a run of games we might finish 11th.

When everyone laughed at us that this Weghorst was fucking miles better than Wood they should have added the fact that he was also a complete fucking donkey.

The fear is we aren’t mathematically safe though.

I’d love Burnley to win, but fucking hell they’re so bad.

Is there a thicker pundit than Agbonlahor? If you don’t fancy infecting your phone with whatever the Chronicle website throws at it, he basically doubled down on his claim that players would rather go to Brentford than Newcastle, before saying we should go and get Toney.

Unreal isn’t it. It clearly has fucking nothing to do with actually caring about the weirdly framed topic, and all to do with him wanting their whole forum to go “that’s it marra the scums stadium is a terrtal shithole. FTM”

Absolutely not, he should sit and constantly discuss the horrors of Yemen and call them terrorist without pause. He should then berate Shearer for being a terrorist sympathizer, and refuse to ever discuss anything about NUFC in any sort of positive light ever again. I think that about covers their current stance it’s just that on repeat but they’re definitely not jealous at all or bitter. Even when Man City come up one of them went “is the owner of Man City a murderer” so which is it lads? Are you actually taking some moralistic stand, or simply applying it to NUFC as the replacement for ‘classy’ as there’s literally no way your shit hole of a club will ever be in the same stratosphere as NUFC ever again. They thought it was bad being in our shadow in the Keegan years . While they’re being moralistic they should have a think how they’d feel if roles were reversed. I can categorically state that I wouldn’t be taking the stance of repeatedly screaming about sportswashing and calling them all terrorist sympathizers. I suppose it’s because they would be coming out with their usual shite patter so there’d be plenty else to have a go about mind.

Uh oh Glendenning, you’re heading for the hate list…

It was so obvious I knew from the thread title what was coming. Breaking news: by the transitive properties used in mackem logic the mackems would definitely be 9th in the table if the PL let them in, Newcastle would of course be below them and Cambridge. FTM.

Tremendous. This is before we even compare his diagonal pass to Murphy to passes like the one Modric did in the CL QF. It’s a shame Murphy can’t finish his supper like.