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Just saw a man city fan fly face first off the goal as some fat lad tried to climb up and snapped the bar.

Bottom half finish, fewmin

Get in there Wilson, good movement by him and really good assist by ASM

Tarkowski trying to go in hard on Bruno

Aye it’s canny troubling that none of the officials noticed a bloke just blatantly punch the ball away.

It’s hilarious how Bruno just fucking smashes the ball off the opposition player when there’s a loose 50/50 ball sometimes.

Always crucial to remember there’s other points to be scored on the final day.

He’ll be gutted, won’t be able to go and get his frothy coffee and show off his new floppy hairstyle.

Aye, happy with that.

Hope we batter them and end the season on a high. Nothing against Burnley, not that I think it’ll matter as Leeds will probably lose to Brentford.

Norwich are top dogs in the friendship trophy as well. Nonce supporters AFC will have a hard time making that gap up as Pukki puts 3 past them next season.

Couple that with the crippling jealousy we have for not getting to play a League One Play off final and it’s a wonder we manage to get through the day.

Good one Barry really got us there, anyway have you stopped putting pictures of your micro penis on the internet?

If there’s any further evidence needed that Real Madrid have La Liga officials in their pocket it’s this tbh. Let’s just conveniently forget that Real Madrid had matched the PSG offer prior to this.

I’ve no doubt there’s a special relationship there. Best marras, fellow scumbags, both also had nonces play for them, the parallels go on.

Wycombe’s manager is taking the loss well thankfully.

I wonder how many losses it’ll be until they complain they’re everyone in the championships cup final.

I just turned it on btw so I might have missed the craic but what’s with fucking Fabio strutting up and down the touchline? Shirt unbuttoned to his belly button.

Fair play to them, finishing 5th in league one and beating Wycombe Wanderers is an absolutely phenomenal achievement for them. I’m sure they will completely overhaul this squad and be able to instantly compete in the Championship after being miles behind the automatic spots.

Aye a win against Burnley and it’s our highest points tally in nine years, we also took 14 games off. It’s not debatable in the slightest, as you say the only reason for them bringing it up is being on the wind up.

Tindall looks well mind.

So the Everton loss attributable to COVID is close to double the average, that’s mental. Surely this needs to be scrutinized more ffs, they’ve lumped a huge portion of their loss into that COVID box and kicked it under the carpet. Even if we ignore the COVID loss they claim they still exceed FFP allowable loss by over £20m . If this lot face no punishment under FFP why is anyone taking it seriously?

Didn’t they attribute some fucking mental amount of the loss to COVID? £170m or something, in comparison I think our accounts had about £38m loss due to COVID. I don’t know how Everton aren’t getting more flak tbh. They’re one of the worst offenders against FFP, something everyone suddenly gives a fuck about since we become rich, the incidents in recent weeks have been a fucking disgrace from racist abuse of players, shooting fireworks all night to disrupt sides, and then the scenes last night. On top of all that on the pitch they’ve took the piss, people can dress it up as doing everything they can and fighting for points - that’s fine but the officials shouldn’t have let half of it happen, I watched them kick teams off the pitch while Gordon and Richarlison dived around, I honestly can’t believe Richarlison didn’t get sent off on about 3 occasions over the last 5 or so games. Then of course the blatant time wasting, Pickford lying down everytime he touched the ball, Gordon walking across the pitch to pretend to clap the fans when subbed off against us, etc. Again all things they’re welcome to do, if the referees officiate the games like bellends and allow it, but why did the officials? And why are sections of the media praising the scouse tramps? I honestly wasn’t bothered about Everton, in the same way I wasn’t about Villa pre-2008, but similarly to Villa fans they weirdly got the horn on for our possible relegation. I hope they keep their tragic manager and go down next season. Regardless, this is where they are now as a club I can’t see it being some turnaround they’re just relegation scrapping bottom half fodder. Also, is Baines trying out for a new Lord of the Rings film? Him and that Soyancu from Leicester City would fit right in

I love the bit where it dawns on them our displays are actually thought out. Maybe it’s because it wasn’t hastily ripped off our rivals a few week before, fucking trampy cunts. I’ve not checked but have any of the following threads been created yet? ”eeeeeyah marras do I microwave my Herons brand lasagne at home, or just sit and fart on it the whole bus ride down, want to make sure the cheese is extra melty, yi knaar a classy touch” ”just a tip from club legend Will Storey, if you pour your pot noodles directly into your coat pocket the speccys on the gates at Wembley won’t confiscate it. Added bonus that it gets you warm and gets rid of the smell from a night kipping under the bus we drove down in. FTM.”