Howay

The scary part is their team still hasn’t really clicked playing a 9 yet. I watched a clip recently highlighting a number of times where he was wide open with an open net and his team mate just needed to square it to him but they weren’t expecting him to be in the position so took the shot instead.

Nice that it happened on a day the mags signed a shit player for more than their club is worth. Soften the blow.

I suppose what can they do? Stoke City are a far bigger draw compared to a recently promoted third tier side.

Aye he looks like a Rolls Royce of a defender, his positioning and passing range are especially impressive.

I love this banter of “about 5 years”, I even saw a bloke having a pop about how he’d “only” scored a certain amount in over 4 years, they all seem to completely ignore he’s only 22 year old an age most strikers haven’t even started many games

He’s miles clear of them imo, canny role player that would bridge a gap for us I reckon and free Bruno up but I know many don’t rate him.

Paqueta, Isak, and Pedro in the last week would be absolutely fucking insane. Chuck in a loan swap or part ex with Manchester United for McTominay in exchange for Dubravka to cover the 6 for a year wouldn’t be bad neither.

RTG is going to have to close down

The verdict we were all waiting for.

Hopefully we gazump the dildo salesmen to Paqueta, as well as sign Isak and Pedro. What a window that would be, especially after the good start we’ve had.

Fab is on thin ice mind, what’s happened to Joao Pedro after his here we go?

Aye them and Villa tbh, no shock with the natural successors to Bruce in charge of the two clubs.

“Yi cant park there marra, staffy’s do luvvmakkin in front of the McDonald’s sign”

That genuinely is mackem levels of delusion. Imagine comparing a Brazil international to some chopper they bought from Huddersfield and thinking they’re equal.

Tbf compilations of Bruno running games could go on there now.

What a fucking team of scumbags Everton are. Just constant shit housing, fouling, and pressuring refs. The league needs shot of them.

That Everton starting 11 is terrible

He’s got a long trip home to Mordor.

Villa got a hiding too. Great start to the season.

Aye, they look like a template team for when you create your own team on a video game.