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He's certainly giving us a lot of kisses after each post.

My god we call these people mongs but this well and truly proves it, if we're so shit then what does that make you lot you fucking bamps. I think it's nailed on that Keegan and Sir Bob will die as will you, if your a hero to mackams then it doesn't say a lot for them does it

Aye (now that the tea lady has been bought off anyway).

Their insider is probably the bloke who sells the "Ronny Gill!" outside eldon square entrance at Grey's monument.

They look worse and worse each time I see them

Given's sunglasses are atrocious he had them on in that youtube vid too

Agreed it just sounds like an average meeting between manager and owner, just been built up by the press so people like Torres can get all excited that our club might be in turmoil. I think he needs to look a bit closer to home for that one. or about 850 miles away from it

Agreed it just sounds like an average meeting between manager and owner, just been built up by the press so people like Torres can get all excited that our club might be in turmoil.

This will probably go the same way as modric, big chase everyone excited then loose out at the end

Well I think it is Aye because we can't attract the quality of player. What's the situation with you xbox atm it says mine should be back next week. Exactly. It's like the soldiers arriving at the concentration camps, they wanted to feed the skeletal inmates up, fill their bellies so they'd feel better, but couldn't as their stomachs couldn't handle it. They had to be slowly weened from a few spoons of gruel, to soup, to porridge, to mash, to bread, to proper meat over time. Just checked the xbox and apparently "Repair Status: Device Shipped to Customer" I'm off to buy GTA4 at lunch time. Nice analogy there btw. Good stuff I've got GTA now just waiting on getting the Xbox back. £50 in Zavvi, are they having a laugh? What a rip off get yourself on Amazon I got mine off there. Torres if you honestly class owning/managing a club the same as supporting one then you are daft, being a glory hunter is completely different to owning a club without having ties to it or managing without being born there, Keegan does have ties to here like T-Keith says also it's his job ffs. Btw you've never once said you were born in Liverpool if that's the case then fine but all this time you've alluded that you're from America and living in Switzerland.

Lost your way back to the bus have you?

Well I think it is Aye because we can't attract the quality of player. What's the situation with you xbox atm it says mine should be back next week.

You're plastic and deluded so that's you completely fucked. And there was I thinking he was the "Messiah"! He is right about that though - the top 4 are outta reach - shame he didn`t bring that to your attention before signing that fat contract he was offered! Fucking hell man where have I personally ever called Keegan the Messiah I'm free to agree and disagree with what he says as I can truly call myself a Newcastle fan, Keegan didn't have to tell me the top 3 were out of reach I already knew they were. All this is pointless anyway because you don't have a leg to stand on you're not even a Liverpool fan you just like pretending to be one, come back when you support the team you should be supporting.

Agreed Craig, Torres we don't have to agree with every word our manager says do we? on top of that he gets enough shit from the press as it is imagine the torrent of pure hate that would be dumped on him if he so dared to suggest Liverpool aren't actually on the same level as the top 3, plus he's an ex-player. Torres you call us delusional get a grip.

What about smoke machines? None story especially with Robson's charity dinner taking place. They've totally misinterpreted Keegan's comments tbh I think what he was meaning was that with how far teams like Chelsea are ahead we can't catch up in the few years he has left, his comment about not getting enough funding are correct imo he might get £75m or something which is brilliant but we'd have to spend near £300m to catch up with Chelsea because they've been spending at least £50m a window since Abramovic arrived. He's just trying to calm people down for next season, people got a bit excited with the unbeaten run and the Chelsea match has shown the stark contrast in class between the top 3 (Man Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal) and us. Chelsea were 4th when Roman arrived and he's spent £438M to keep them in that group. It'll be a long time and lots of money before we're even in the position Chelsea were back in 2003. I agree with you it's crazy how far we've fallen back since then.

He turned us down to go to Chelski. He did not turn us down to go to you, Maureeniho wound not sell him to us or any top four club. He wanted to offload him somewhere he would be absolutely no threat. Let`s just say Jose got that one right. He said he turned down yourselves when he joined us. Aye. I disagree with all this top 4 rubbish btw Liverpool are catchable in the league and they never mount a decent title challenge. Anelka hasn't had a glittering career, your taking the piss right If England`s most successful club never again mount a suscessful challenge.......................... then you should take up tiddliwinks and stop wasting your time on football. Get over yourself man, Liverpool are miles behind the Top 3 like Alex said even we've come closer to winning it than you recently, ffs even Blackburn have won it. Why should I give a fuck if Liverpool never win the title again your the one that should take up tiddlywinks and maybe start supporting a team from where your from.

Smith was watching that game in his Rangers top too iirc, hopefully they sign him.

He turned us down to go to Chelski. He did not turn us down to go to you, Maureeniho wound not sell him to us or any top four club. He wanted to offload him somewhere he would be absolutely no threat. Let`s just say Jose got that one right. He said he turned down yourselves when he joined us. Aye. I disagree with all this top 4 rubbish btw Liverpool are catchable in the league and they never mount a decent title challenge. Anelka hasn't had a glittering career, your taking the piss right Top 3 anyway imo. Liverpool never look like winning the league. We've come closer to winning the PL than they have. Twice. I don't think there's a big 4, I think there's a big three, Liverpool aren't in it. In two years when Torres has won fuck all he'll be away and Gerrard will be wondering why he stayed, they have as much chance as we or Wigan have of winning the Premiership. Agree with both of you.

What about smoke machines? None story especially with Robson's charity dinner taking place. They've totally misinterpreted Keegan's comments tbh I think what he was meaning was that with how far teams like Chelsea are ahead we can't catch up in the few years he has left, his comment about not getting enough funding are correct imo he might get £75m or something which is brilliant but we'd have to spend near £300m to catch up with Chelsea because they've been spending at least £50m a window since Abramovic arrived. He's just trying to calm people down for next season, people got a bit excited with the unbeaten run and the Chelsea match has shown the stark contrast in class between the top 3 (Man Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal) and us.

He turned us down to go to Chelski. He did not turn us down to go to you, Maureeniho wound not sell him to us or any top four club. He wanted to offload him somewhere he would be absolutely no threat. Let`s just say Jose got that one right. He said he turned down yourselves when he joined us. Aye. I disagree with all this top 4 rubbish btw Liverpool are catchable in the league and they never mount a decent title challenge. Anelka hasn't had a glittering career, your taking the piss right

Fogell: Where did you hide the alcohol Danny Ocean, up your butt? Seth: Fuck you Fagell.

It's banned on the metty up here, don't see it having much impact tbh.

This bloke really hates us. I find it incredible he can write that much made up shite which is full of ill thought out digs and it gets printed in a national newspaper, Ashley should ban him from St James' Park .

You Guys!!! Iron Man has the best closing line in a film ever! Agreed Just watched Crank, it's utter madness but I think it's great especially when he's wedged up his lass in the middle of China town.

Is that what Terry was doing like? Anyway, Bennett is a fucking arsehole. The farce where Chelsea's wall were refusing to go back the full 10 yards, I'm sitting there thinking "there's 5 or so Chelsea players there, you're the referee who is supposed to be in charge of the game, and they are TAKING THE PISS out of you and you're letting them." He had literally zero authority or respect from them, stood there telling them to move back and them just stood looking at him not moving an inch. Get your fucking card out, book one of them, and tell the rest of them that they're all getting one unless they step back 2 yards. If that doesn't shift them, then get the second yellow out and start shifting them off the pitch. Honestly, I would delight in putting these cocknose players in their place, and this prick actually has the opportunity to and is too weak to do it. Pathetic. Aye and he's a possible England captain too. Agreed they were still too close when the free kick was eventually retaken, after Malouda's stupid block on the first attempt, it seems that all they have to do is be persistant and eventually he'll give up and let them get on with it. Spineless tosser.