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He turned us down to go to Chelski. He did not turn us down to go to you, Maureeniho wound not sell him to us or any top four club. He wanted to offload him somewhere he would be absolutely no threat. Let`s just say Jose got that one right. He said he turned down yourselves when he joined us. Aye. I disagree with all this top 4 rubbish btw Liverpool are catchable in the league and they never mount a decent title challenge. Anelka hasn't had a glittering career, your taking the piss right If England`s most successful club never again mount a suscessful challenge.......................... then you should take up tiddliwinks and stop wasting your time on football. Get over yourself man, Liverpool are miles behind the Top 3 like Alex said even we've come closer to winning it than you recently, ffs even Blackburn have won it. Why should I give a fuck if Liverpool never win the title again your the one that should take up tiddlywinks and maybe start supporting a team from where your from.

Smith was watching that game in his Rangers top too iirc, hopefully they sign him.

He turned us down to go to Chelski. He did not turn us down to go to you, Maureeniho wound not sell him to us or any top four club. He wanted to offload him somewhere he would be absolutely no threat. Let`s just say Jose got that one right. He said he turned down yourselves when he joined us. Aye. I disagree with all this top 4 rubbish btw Liverpool are catchable in the league and they never mount a decent title challenge. Anelka hasn't had a glittering career, your taking the piss right Top 3 anyway imo. Liverpool never look like winning the league. We've come closer to winning the PL than they have. Twice. I don't think there's a big 4, I think there's a big three, Liverpool aren't in it. In two years when Torres has won fuck all he'll be away and Gerrard will be wondering why he stayed, they have as much chance as we or Wigan have of winning the Premiership. Agree with both of you.

What about smoke machines? None story especially with Robson's charity dinner taking place. They've totally misinterpreted Keegan's comments tbh I think what he was meaning was that with how far teams like Chelsea are ahead we can't catch up in the few years he has left, his comment about not getting enough funding are correct imo he might get £75m or something which is brilliant but we'd have to spend near £300m to catch up with Chelsea because they've been spending at least £50m a window since Abramovic arrived. He's just trying to calm people down for next season, people got a bit excited with the unbeaten run and the Chelsea match has shown the stark contrast in class between the top 3 (Man Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal) and us.

He turned us down to go to Chelski. He did not turn us down to go to you, Maureeniho wound not sell him to us or any top four club. He wanted to offload him somewhere he would be absolutely no threat. Let`s just say Jose got that one right. He said he turned down yourselves when he joined us. Aye. I disagree with all this top 4 rubbish btw Liverpool are catchable in the league and they never mount a decent title challenge. Anelka hasn't had a glittering career, your taking the piss right

Fogell: Where did you hide the alcohol Danny Ocean, up your butt? Seth: Fuck you Fagell.

It's banned on the metty up here, don't see it having much impact tbh.

This bloke really hates us. I find it incredible he can write that much made up shite which is full of ill thought out digs and it gets printed in a national newspaper, Ashley should ban him from St James' Park .

You Guys!!! Iron Man has the best closing line in a film ever! Agreed Just watched Crank, it's utter madness but I think it's great especially when he's wedged up his lass in the middle of China town.

Is that what Terry was doing like? Anyway, Bennett is a fucking arsehole. The farce where Chelsea's wall were refusing to go back the full 10 yards, I'm sitting there thinking "there's 5 or so Chelsea players there, you're the referee who is supposed to be in charge of the game, and they are TAKING THE PISS out of you and you're letting them." He had literally zero authority or respect from them, stood there telling them to move back and them just stood looking at him not moving an inch. Get your fucking card out, book one of them, and tell the rest of them that they're all getting one unless they step back 2 yards. If that doesn't shift them, then get the second yellow out and start shifting them off the pitch. Honestly, I would delight in putting these cocknose players in their place, and this prick actually has the opportunity to and is too weak to do it. Pathetic. Aye and he's a possible England captain too. Agreed they were still too close when the free kick was eventually retaken, after Malouda's stupid block on the first attempt, it seems that all they have to do is be persistant and eventually he'll give up and let them get on with it. Spineless tosser.

The " the only way we're getting into Europe is by ferry" comment was quality

Isn't that Fifty club where Ashley just won £1.3M on roulette?

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ____________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one. ________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid! ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you kidding? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now, whose death do you suppose terminated it? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table, wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Rubbish, Shepherd would have persuaded the lad that Newcastle was just past Walthamstow on the Victoria line. While belching ambrosia fumes into his face. If Keegan can convince Rob Lee that Newcastle is closer to London than Middlesboro then I'm sure he could pretend to a Croat we are in London

Just got home I wanted Chelsea to win the champs league over Man utd but after seeing their glory hunting non-entity chant stealing fans I cannot stomach it, shit fans total soulless club. Saw a nonce in a Chelsea top on the walk back to the car blatantly not from London calling him a wanker made me feel a little better about myself he sums up their support. Btw did anyone else see perhaps the most pathetic banner I've ever seen? was something like "dave loves sandra + Chelsea" fucking hell. Steve Bennet is a terrible referee as well some of his decisions were pathetic, not booking Terry when he told Carvalho to fall back down to waste time when he was walking off was a discrace.

They do seem to be doing lots of them, that new Will Smith one called Hancock looks like it could be good mind.

Looks like Malouda.

Just saw Ironman I really enjoyed it tbh there has to be a sequel.

You're hilarious....................................................................... ........................................... You know Nicky Butt has applauded Keegans Tactical management and said he's right up there with Fergusson but it's ok you just keep living in your pathetic glory hunting world where Keegan is a useless manager (despite finishing 2nd twice). Oh Nicky Butt said it!..................oh then it must be true. He's played under both........................................he's much more qualified to talk about it than you Keegan`s own admittance of his tactical ineptitude was enough for me. A Nicky Butt lick-up doesn`t change the fact that he`s won fuck all. How long ago was this Keegan quote you keep dragging up, and also for the amount of time you spend on this board I'd have thought you'd have noticed Keegan often is sarcastic to the press he probably said it because he's sick of hearing them calling him it. He quite evidently isn't tactically inept and if you honestly believe that you should stop watching proper football and switch to your home countries soft copy of Rugby. He wasn`t being sarcastic when he had to resigned the England post. I spend fuck all time on here anymore......................far too bitter and narrow-minded. Too be honest you come on and rip on everything about our club you can hardly expect people to be complimentary towards you surely.

I'd rather have him than Carra and Hyppia. You`re very welcome to him. He couldn`t lace their boots. He's far better than Hyppia at least now tbh

You're hilarious....................................................................... ........................................... You know Nicky Butt has applauded Keegans Tactical management and said he's right up there with Fergusson but it's ok you just keep living in your pathetic glory hunting world where Keegan is a useless manager (despite finishing 2nd twice). Oh Nicky Butt said it!..................oh then it must be true. He's played under both........................................he's much more qualified to talk about it than you Keegan`s own admittance of his tactical ineptitude was enough for me. A Nicky Butt lick-up doesn`t change the fact that he`s won fuck all. How long ago was this Keegan quote you keep dragging up, and also for the amount of time you spend on this board I'd have thought you'd have noticed Keegan often is sarcastic to the press he probably said it because he's sick of hearing them calling him it. He quite evidently isn't tactically inept and if you honestly believe that you should stop watching proper football and switch to your home countries soft copy of Rugby.

You're hilarious....................................................................... ........................................... You know Nicky Butt has applauded Keegans Tactical management and said he's right up there with Fergusson but it's ok you just keep living in your pathetic glory hunting world where Keegan is a useless manager (despite finishing 2nd twice). Oh Nicky Butt said it!..................oh then it must be true. He's played under both........................................he's much more qualified to talk about it than you

You're hilarious....................................................................... ........................................... You know Nicky Butt has applauded Keegans Tactical management and said he's right up there with Fergusson but it's ok you just keep living in your pathetic glory hunting world where Keegan is a useless manager (despite finishing 2nd twice).

Saw Jones with Carlos Edwards in the Metro Centre. Pricks felt like twatting the twats. Would have dirtyed me knuckles bu.

But where'd they get the idea that the big announcement would ever be Zidane becoming their manager, random or what.