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The platinum generation? Jones, Smalling, Walker, Wilshere, Rodwell, Johnson, Sturridge, Wellbeck Carroll, Plus, you'll still have Rooney, Walcott, and then Milner, Richards and their ilk. That Ross Barkley kid has looked some player in the odd game I've seen him for Everton in all

Aye 13 years man

Crackers isn't it, I mean look at the girls they're officially "with", then compare that to the Magaluf tramps they're caught with. If I was going to cheat, I certainly wouldn't fucking downgrade The one Ashley Cole cheated on Cheryl with was a corker, I get the 'boredom' argument but howay they're professional footballers surely they can do a bit better than these nightmares.

All these lasses that Footballers cheat on their wives with are fucking lifting.

Sadly he is, hugging his son in all as if he'd just returned from a tour in Afghan. Proper bunch of losers that lot as Tecato said we go down and come back better, just shows they are just inferior to us.

I bet he wheeled away in celebration when he landed a shot on an opponent. Done a lap of the field each time.

Must've been like that scene in Platoon whenever he got shot.

Class

Aye, was there not a quote somewhere that he could wash the plughole with his cock while standing up? He used to whip it out on nights out all the time allegedly A Hoo-aah that I went to school with got pumped off him like she reckoned it was a proper mamba no clue if it was true like but she'd had enough to be a fair judge. She's the sort of girl who likes telling ex-schoolmates about the men she's been with? Aye he goes for the classy ones, we were in school at the time like. She resembled miss piggy in all.

Aye, was there not a quote somewhere that he could wash the plughole with his cock while standing up? He used to whip it out on nights out all the time allegedly A Hoo-aah that I went to school with got pumped off him like she reckoned it was a proper mamba no clue if it was true like but she'd had enough to be a fair judge.

Cattermole is a working mans Robbie Savage. I look at their team and honest I'd have none of them they're fucking woeful, maybe Richardson if I had to pick one of the shitters. Love the bloke that said they should get Coyle in I can't wait until they sack Mrs Doubtfire and end up with yet another useless tosser. Oh also love the posts about not turning up for games from now on, I wasn't aware they turned up anyway. They know their football like. Honest I've no idea how they look at a team that has Ba, Ben Arfa, Colo, Marveaux, Cabaye and Tiote in and reckon they're better than that when their versions are Bendtner(not even theirs), Sessegnon, Shambles, Elmouhaddy, Gardener and Cattermole honest I can't stand these deluded plebs we self destructed and come back with a better squad than them after spending a hell of a lot less money. No doubt they'll be hoying round 6-0 predictions come the next time we play them the hotching tramps.

Looks diabolical like, don't expect anything less from this classless fat tramp though. Quicker he fucks off the better.

Aye they were there Deadman

I hope you're taking the piss Parky

'Looked wank in the 2 minute cameo he made after coming off an injury so he's obviously shite'

We're not thankful enough for that bunch of complete and utter obsessive tramps, not many other clubs could be outspent by their rivals to an obscene tune and only finish 1 point behind. In other words we're lucky to have such a bunch of useless bastards for 'rivals' prime example is that thread, 8 pages about us beating Forrest and how shit they are despite them getting knocked out by fucking Brighton honestly man how the fuck do they come up with their garbage.

Avoid Ohio Not much out here in the cornfields.

Top bloke you like. Fucking cockend.

You'd struggle to find someone on this board who couldn't finish that one he could have just ran it in man, if he didn't 'have confidence on that side' why didnt he just put it on his right he had plenty of time the fucking donkey.

in stitches here. The Jack Nicholson one had me fuckin crying.

Canny performance, Cabaye looked a class act today. Stevie T had a shocker, I was disappointed with Collocinni in the 1st half he was too prone to going to ground one of the times he did it gifted Agbonlahor the goal. All in all we were the better team the day, the team's definitely lacking a good striker and I'd like to see Marveaux get a start.

This is fucking class!

PMSL the 'paint-shopped' photo where she's holding the "I heart Martyn" sign is fucking belta.

Looks like Robbie Savage iyam.