Howay

Get Best off, let's see what we just bought ffs Pardew. He can fuck off warming Shola up.

"It's funny isn't it, go back a few year and it was Aston Villa knocking on the door of the top 4 now it's Newcastle that are doing that" go a few seasons back before that and we were in the top 4 you fucking bellend.

Perch lost possession there BOOOOOOOOOO get him dropped.

Fucking ridiculous this, if people are going to say 'Ben Arfa has been crap the past few games so deserves dropped' well why the fuck does Best deserve to be on? Ben Arfa needs games or he wont get settled and play well for us, Perch and Best are shit not confident for this one at all now.

Aye I hope he plays tbh, he's had a few weeks training with Ba so they've had enough time to form a bit of understanding. I'd rather play him even if he knew no-one than watching Best and shola again.

Why would I want to discuss football with a bunch of illiterate mackems and nappy rippers? Do one.

So we sit in 5th place and say 'maybe we'll nick a UEFA cup spot' and we're deluded but they can carry on like that with their shite squad and think he's making a good point.

"Soulja boy off in this hoe Watch me lean and watch me rock Super man that hoe Then watch me crank that Robocop Super fresh, now watch me jock Jocking on them haters man When I do that soulja boy I lean to the left and crank that thang Now yooooouuuuu" "Uh, I can put you in a log, cabin.. somewhere in Aspen Gurl, ain't nuttin to the Pain, ain't trickin if you got it, what you askin.. forrr? Put you in a mansion, somewhere in Wis-canson Like I said, ain't nuttin to the Pain, we can change the last name, what's hap'nin? 'Cause you look so GOOOOD, tell me why you wanna work here I put you on the front page of the King magazine but you ogn' get yo'self hurt here" 'Soulja' boy, T-pain and Lil' Wayne, all Millionaires

all those photos of players running around, high intensity stuff and then youve got shola stood there with a stupid fucking grin on his face Was just about to put this myself pretty much everytime someone's posted up pictures of training Shola's plodding about, I thought he was meant to be like Ibrahimovic in training.

Merson really is a total fucking idiot isn't he . Honestly man they'd have a more insightful panelist if they took someone at random from the stands, he's a total total mug. Spent far too much of his career mortal drunk to have any real knowledge of the game and it shows on Sky Sports when time and again he's nothing other than a good laugh for the other ex-players.

Aye, how the fuck did he even get it back after losing it last time surely fucking a team mates fiance is a no no in terms of leading the team. He's just a loudmouth cunt he's not a leader, not even sure why it's relevant anyway he should lost his captaincy because he's finished internationally and it's time for the young lads to come through the old lot have had their chances and failed spectacularly.

After watching him play against a shockingly bad Blackburn team and control the pedestrian 33 year old Dunn I'm hoying out all my prior judgement's and announcing him as a world class talent.

Aye the two Dembas have been playing and training together for a few weeks I'd far rather throw in this Cisse straight away because simply the fact he's more of an unknown quantity already gives him an advantage over Leon Ameobi. If we play the now signature suicidal high defensive line we'll get a good pumping, N'zogbia and Bent on the break against Williamson isn't something I want to see.

Aye pretty much, he didn't have to think about any other options which would have just confused him.

It was a canny finish but he's not a striker, Blackburn were pushing far up the pitch and we caught them very quickly on the break with their furthest back defender stood on the halfway line. Obertan is quick but he's shit we've all seen enough of him, he could probably do a job for us coming on in situations like this where we need to alleviate pressure on the defence and the opposition is pushing up. It's all moot anyway as from all the things I've been hearing this Cisse lad is very pacy.

If he's given a run in the team as long as Obertan did he'll be playing well, he's back off a nightmare injury and has only really played a bit part role until recently.

He's as good if not better than Puyol. He never dives in, and just picks forwards pockets all the time with ease. His usage is usually faultless too. Was times in the first half where he was basically holding back the tides himself with some of his blocks and headers. That new deal can't come quick enough The play where he completely misread the ball and the Blackburn player had it and began to run with it had me worried but Colo just calmly forced him wide before dispossessing him cleanly and passing it onto Santon, such a calming presence at the back.

I really hope we don't lose 6 of the last 9 mind.

I hope we absolutely decimate this hopeless gaggle of tramps, agree with The Fish that what they did when we went down is something I wont forget. They celebrated with the same intensity the mackems did that day, I hope it's an absolute trampling and they lose 2 of their 1st team to injury or suspension in the process.

I think this is key, if it was some FA trial I'd agree 100% with the fish that he'd get off with it and the FA chief would ruffle his hair on the way out the door. This is a criminal trial and everything he's done and has been doing is very very dodgy, his excuses like 'but I was focusing on Beckham' aren't going to fly and if that's honestly the type of shit he's going to go with he's fucked. Harry is a crook and if everything that's leveled at him is true he fully deserves the punishment he gets.

Get the Demba's in the team for the weekend and let's never see a Best - Ameobi partnership ever again please.

Agreed, Ben Arfa has been poor the last few games but Obertan was abysmal through the 1st half of the season and Pardew stuck with him whereas he subs Ben Arfa off.

Best's paggered.

How does Williamson get carded for giving Modeste a hug but N'zonzi flyes through the back of Guthrie and doesn't get one, very inconsistent reffing here by Dowd the big kited twat. We should hoy another midfielder on here, it's like playing with 9 men with these 2 utter turds up front.

We're lucky Modeste is shit