Howay

Guthrie's having a class game.

Who's that playing in Obertan's shirt?

Does he really think a cartwheel followed by a forward roll and coming up with 'pistol hands' looks class it makes him look horrifically unathletic as well as a huge bellend.

Aye, the passage of play where Bent was very narrowly caught offside (almost played onside by Santon) is why this line terrifies me that would have been a goal if santon had been a yard or so closer to goal.

Was just going to mention that would have thought he would have grown out of it when he turned 21 never mind 31 the cockend.

I fucking hate Robbie Keane

The commentator here just saw there was 6 minutes of added time and went "oh well not long for a cup of tea before the 2nd half!" the other commentator had to remind him they still get the same 15 minute break.

Gutted for Taylor, really hope it's not as bad as it looks they way they've carried him off.

Good ball into the box by Guthrie, he's becoming a really tidy player.

Get in Ba lad, like he never left!

Get Best off, let's see what we just bought ffs Pardew. He can fuck off warming Shola up.

"It's funny isn't it, go back a few year and it was Aston Villa knocking on the door of the top 4 now it's Newcastle that are doing that" go a few seasons back before that and we were in the top 4 you fucking bellend.

Perch lost possession there BOOOOOOOOOO get him dropped.

Fucking ridiculous this, if people are going to say 'Ben Arfa has been crap the past few games so deserves dropped' well why the fuck does Best deserve to be on? Ben Arfa needs games or he wont get settled and play well for us, Perch and Best are shit not confident for this one at all now.

Aye I hope he plays tbh, he's had a few weeks training with Ba so they've had enough time to form a bit of understanding. I'd rather play him even if he knew no-one than watching Best and shola again.

Why would I want to discuss football with a bunch of illiterate mackems and nappy rippers? Do one.

So we sit in 5th place and say 'maybe we'll nick a UEFA cup spot' and we're deluded but they can carry on like that with their shite squad and think he's making a good point.

"Soulja boy off in this hoe Watch me lean and watch me rock Super man that hoe Then watch me crank that Robocop Super fresh, now watch me jock Jocking on them haters man When I do that soulja boy I lean to the left and crank that thang Now yooooouuuuu" "Uh, I can put you in a log, cabin.. somewhere in Aspen Gurl, ain't nuttin to the Pain, ain't trickin if you got it, what you askin.. forrr? Put you in a mansion, somewhere in Wis-canson Like I said, ain't nuttin to the Pain, we can change the last name, what's hap'nin? 'Cause you look so GOOOOD, tell me why you wanna work here I put you on the front page of the King magazine but you ogn' get yo'self hurt here" 'Soulja' boy, T-pain and Lil' Wayne, all Millionaires

all those photos of players running around, high intensity stuff and then youve got shola stood there with a stupid fucking grin on his face Was just about to put this myself pretty much everytime someone's posted up pictures of training Shola's plodding about, I thought he was meant to be like Ibrahimovic in training.

Merson really is a total fucking idiot isn't he . Honestly man they'd have a more insightful panelist if they took someone at random from the stands, he's a total total mug. Spent far too much of his career mortal drunk to have any real knowledge of the game and it shows on Sky Sports when time and again he's nothing other than a good laugh for the other ex-players.

Aye, how the fuck did he even get it back after losing it last time surely fucking a team mates fiance is a no no in terms of leading the team. He's just a loudmouth cunt he's not a leader, not even sure why it's relevant anyway he should lost his captaincy because he's finished internationally and it's time for the young lads to come through the old lot have had their chances and failed spectacularly.

After watching him play against a shockingly bad Blackburn team and control the pedestrian 33 year old Dunn I'm hoying out all my prior judgement's and announcing him as a world class talent.

Aye the two Dembas have been playing and training together for a few weeks I'd far rather throw in this Cisse straight away because simply the fact he's more of an unknown quantity already gives him an advantage over Leon Ameobi. If we play the now signature suicidal high defensive line we'll get a good pumping, N'zogbia and Bent on the break against Williamson isn't something I want to see.

Aye pretty much, he didn't have to think about any other options which would have just confused him.

It was a canny finish but he's not a striker, Blackburn were pushing far up the pitch and we caught them very quickly on the break with their furthest back defender stood on the halfway line. Obertan is quick but he's shit we've all seen enough of him, he could probably do a job for us coming on in situations like this where we need to alleviate pressure on the defence and the opposition is pushing up. It's all moot anyway as from all the things I've been hearing this Cisse lad is very pacy.