Howay

PMSL it's like saying Spurs 'edged' us the other game man, it was an annihilation 2nd half we had 19 corners in that game, 19!!.

Champers and blue pop eh. It's all very good reading over there like, what's their obsession with class btw it's all they seem to go on about if we'd humped them 10-0 today they'd of all went "I'd rather be a mackem and have class rather than win 10-0 and be a classless Geordie". They line up with Cattermole and have O'niell giving it the franky dettori anytime they do owt and they talk about class .

The bloke's a phoney like, done a decent job at Porto but that doesn't say a lot. Mourinho winning the CL with Porto showed he was a top manager, AVB isn't anywhere near his class despite Abramovic clearly thinking he was Mourinho mk2. Mental they paid £15m to get him as well.

I think Ba was. Shola was just onside. If they try that angle, we should have had a definite second penalty but it wasn't given. As for O'Neill... kudos to Pardew for winding the little fucker up! Aye they can't have complaints about the game tbh (despite them having about 10 different excuses from calling us a black and white stoke, cheats etc) we controlled the 2nd half and should have went through Ben Arfa from when he come on rather than trying to force Jonas to be our main creator. Thoroughly deserved the win and they were lucky to draw as like you say the pen should have been re-taken and we should have had at least 1 more.

Definately onside like, Ba looked like he was in an offside position. Since they're both black I don't expect mackems to know the difference.

They really are quality like, we were fucking shite according to them before the whistle now we're Goliath and their lot are some sort of David figure, I mean it's true but they'd of went mental at the thought of that 2 hours ago.

Howay then Rhys what's your crack? still going to win the FA cup despite losing your only player?

When is there not, the panda pops were ready for an F1 style spraying but Shola was having none of that. Chuffed their 2 'best' players get nice long suspensions, Cattermole can't seem to avoid being sent off against us. 4 points from the tramps is fine in my book like.

Nah totally forgot that like.

Probably right, if the ref hadn't been a complete dick too. That said I can't help thinking we might have been better with a big lad like Shola on from the start instead of Cisse, sure the lads just getting his feet though. ... oh, and Happy Birthday Howay Aye agreed, Shola should start every derby as he's unbeatable in them . We should have had about 3 pens and the one we did have should have been re-taken dont know what the lineman was doing. Cheers mate wasn't going to be a good one until Shola saved the day, can live with 1-1 despite how dominant we were 2nd half.

Aye he murdered them today and deserved a goal, some of his skill was incredible. The co-commentator on ESPN was fucked in the head mind "he should swap Richardson for Bardsley because Ben Arfa is showing Richardson up" aye because Bardsley would stop that .

Ben Arfa looked class like, honestly reckon if that was a steve bruce side we'd of put 4 past them 2nd half.

Deserved a win there like, utter shower them lot. Ameobi done the business again should have took the Pen too tbh. Cattermole cannot avoid getting a red card against us can he pissing myself laughing when I saw that, that's them out the FA cup like and 2 other losses no Sessegnon either.

It's nowt more than their 'get out' clause, if we hump them they'll give it the "we're focused on the cup you sad mag twats, FTM" but if they somehow win we'll not hear the end of it until we hump them next season.

O'neill jumping in his trackys.

Canny crowd now on that beach, Rice clearly loving it.

How is this even a conversation, Colo is our best defender by a long way there's absolutely no way of twisting selling him and trying to replace him as a positive. The point that he's our best (or 2nd best) CB for over 20 years shows how hard it is to get in defenders, IF we sold Colo for £10m how do you think we'd get in two players of his level of quality and younger for cheaper? Ewerk's first point was that Colo is the difficult defender to buy, the ball playing one the Rio Ferdinand type then you just need to find the Vidic to go alongside him. Selling Colo means we'd need both a ball playing defender and a physical one. Edit: Fantastic news on both these two signing!

"Maaaaa' ah telt yee theres nay cheeese on me chips and why you get wheeze a fuckin' red panda pop I only drink the blue wuns"

Aaaaaaaaaaaand it starts they're all out the woodwork now, I can't wait to beat these dirty tramps so we don't have to hear their utter shite until 2 weeks before next seasons derby. Sunderland has more tradition, class and history than Newcastle where do these doylems get this shite. There really isn't much of an upside for them in with this fixture and they don't realise it a win simply equals out what we did earlier on to them in the season, a draw means we get 4 points off them and a loss is obviously restoring the natural balance of a Toon double over them. They'd need a repeat of the most glorious match in Mackem history the tremendous 9-1 thrashing of the dirty mags to overturn the 4-1 and 5-1 thumping's they've took very recently. The nerve of this mongbird man, acting like we're irrelevant to him if that's true why did you get on your 10 year old Raleigh bike complete with stabilizers and peddle your fat kite round to the community library to fire up the ms dos computer and spout 3 paragraphs about how much it doesn't matter.

Quality interviews them like, cheers for posting them.

Fucking crying here, that's belta!

They do have something we'll probably never have mind, the 2nd and 3rd worst points tally's in Premiership history and iirc the 2nd most relegated team in Prem history (behind Crystal Palace) with 3 relegations. Still love that 'whatever happens when I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror I'm a Geordie but when you look in the mirror you see a Mackem' or however it goes, devastates them every time.

And as if we care whether he's a mackem surely it's worse for them to 'expose' that as he's their poster boy for 'fat Geordie bastards'. How will we ever recover from them digging this dirt up? The Towel thing is priceless in all, have they thought what a bunch of knackers they'd look if they do anything but win after that 'stunt' they'll look like Steve Bruce and his "wait till they hear the song I play when we beat them" classic. The stadium thing really is all they can try and go at us with now isn't it, after 3 years as "top dogs" it's slipping and they know it is. I try my best to just forget about these filthy doyles but the weeks surrounding derby days remind me, in fact it's only the weeks before hand the weeks following is them moping and not talking about football where your every mention of it is greeted with "you're still talking about that you sad mag cunt" Aye we beat you 5-1 last weekend and I'm still talking about it, when you going to drop the 9-1 shite that your grandad didn't even witness?

Isn't Beefy a Mackem? I'm sure they always say something along them lines grew up a mackem but realised the error of his ways. They're fucking bamp's we could be playing in League one and they'd still bang on about us, deep down they know that when they're not in the same division as us we couldn't give a fuck about them. When we were in the Championship they looked up our results, they'd deny this but they know it's true.