Howay

What's shocking me most is how surprised all the reporters and analysts are by how bad they are out there, I hate the bastard but when Danny Dyer done that 'real football factories' programme and went out that way it showed how bad they were, that was years ago in all. Not that most people who have their heads switched on need telling that there's a lot of problems with racism and antisemitism in those countries. They're in for an even bigger shock when we head to Russia for 2018, no idea what UEFA + FIFA have been playing at picking these countries for tournaments. They should have waited to give them a tournament until they sort out all these problems out.

It's ridiculous isn't it, basically every player in our squad has been linked away even Best etc. I even saw a mackem listing players we'd 'definitely' be selling and proceeded to list 9 of the starting 11, when does that ever happen? short of some administration situation.

Aye, agree with this. He's a very good player, good technique + work rate as well as lightening pace sometimes his decision making is a bit poor but overall would be a good player for us. The big if is what you've said though, would he have the appetite to perform for us after winning everything at Chelsea. The 70k a week wages are a stumbling block but as he's on a free the extra 20k a week over our cap would work out at just over £5m over a 5 year deal so I suppose if they rated Kalou as a £5m-£5.5m player it'd be a canny enough deal, not sure it'd be worth it unless we could somehow be assured he'd give it a go with us. Like mentioned in all the poor goals to games rate is due to the high amount of sub appearances as well as being played down the wings most the time, again if he had the desire he'd be a good option down the wing in 4-4-2 or even as back up to Ba or Ben Arfa in the 4-3-3.

I was just about to ask who it was thinking it was some 16 year old youth keeper with patter like that, only to click the link and see it's Rob Elliot what a fucking cockend.

He seriously used a one off win against Man Utd and a narrow loss to them as examples of how great they are? I sincerely hope they never get let into the English league pyramid and are left to rot in that pathetic league of theirs.

Didn't know that about Richards but even so like Andrew's said Kelly would be one of my last choices tbh.

This, very very bizarre decision. If Rio isn't being called up due to Terry being a cunt then I really don't understand how Richards didn't get a call up over Kelly ffs.

Seriously? A Keeper that's terrible at kicking can put your team back under pressure, whereas a one that's good at kicking can help kick start an attack of your own. Quite a big thing in the modern game IYAM.

Aye Rob Green looked every inch the Championship level keeper he is, total snorefest tbh they scored and just shut up shop very disappointing as I thought we'd carry on to try and get the attack used to playing together but they looked like they couldn't be arsed.

The attendance argument is pointless tbh he can throw around attendances all he wants but the 'thin' in the 'support your club through thick and thin' for them is going 3 year without a title win, compare attendances when you've won fuck all for 40 odd year then it'll be more relevant. The fact is you've got our reserve keeper as your starting keeper so pipe down.

Thank god for that, absolutely hopeless footballer.

Haha aye I was thinking the same thing, the minute and English team win something on penalties and he comes out with this.

What a fucking nob Blatter is, Penalties are a great way to settle it especially as both sides players are totally knackered by then and this is from someone who supports a team that are dogshit at pen shootouts. The quicker world football is rid of this man the better tbh.

It's class how they still haven't just grasped that we keep saying it because it drives them mental.

Mackem's already have a thread on him declaring he's shit, so he's probably world class .

Them fucking camping pics man . It looks like they're camped on some unused land opposite a housing estate.

Been in stitches for the past 24 hours mate.

Absolute quality, UNCAL mick blatantly just Danny Dyer walks it around the estate recruiting young Mick and OWA Mick's mates to their crackteam (or team of crack heads).

Carroll suits Hodgson's tactics well.

Guthrie replacement it would seem.

Nationally known as inbred's tbh.

Then googling Leon Britton's pass completion percentage for a wank.

The comments on the pics on his facebook are class man, on one he calls us all "alians" and says that we should "fuk off to outa space" because we can got breath the atmosphere out there. Epitome of mackems this family, just can't get over the fact 3 of them have the exact same full name.

British National Party listed in his likes in all .

Mick, UNCAL Mick and OWA Mick running round Seaham beach, Stadium of Light and SJP in the early hours of the morning with the two elder Mick's sharing a pair of Reebok classics without laces, genuinely crying laughing here.