Howay

Was going to say the same. Think he took another 'pre planned holiday' which he was due to return from on the 1st of July now he's off again. It gets more and more ridiculous tbh .

I really don't understand how he's still going about doing interviews and still getting things wrong. Surely after being ripped to pieces from every corner for the last few interviews he's had where he's got facts and names wrong he'd work on ensuring he is accurate. Like NJS has mentioned, so far his start in the job has been less than stellar and to go with the so far poor dealings in the market he's made himself a national laughing stock. The bloke didn't know who Douglas is, that alone makes me very fearful of his suitability for the role of finding players for a club that does most its business in the French and Dutch markets.

Sick to the back teeth of this lot now, I don't know if they're intentionally making us a laughing stock over and over again, or if Ashley has no clue what he's doing/what he wants and now just wants to give his mates jobs. We've needed at least another striker in since before we sold Carroll, we're still in that same position now. We just don't seem to be doing anything, and what's worse is they are letting the press think we're bidding for players and as Isegrim and Ant have just pointed out we clearly aren't. He seems to have no clue at all what to do so he's just going to sit there and come the end of the window we'll have to hand to it Mike for hanging on to our big players.

Aye setting up for a fantastic season.

Aye howay Ashley, shell the extra £2m and get it over the line.

Would be worth signing Pierre Emerick Aubameyang just to hear Kinnear try and pronounce his name.

Would be some deal if we got them two, like you say though can't see it happening. If the above doesn't happen and Bony goes to Swansea I'll be gutted tbh, worrying that teams like Norwich, Swansea and Cardiff are making some canny signings while we don't seem to be doing much (again unless what Mark here is saying has any legs).

I'm still working on getting them to say football rather than soccer, people I talk to often have started referring to it as "your football" so I'm halfway there.

Aye I live in America and most seriously don't know what I'm referring to when I say World war zed, until my wife 'corrects' me. They find it truly earth shaking that we don't say zee, "but when you say the alphabet you say zed?". And aye Fishy lad I've heard it's no where near the book, which is a shame as (although I've not read the book yet) it seems a canny concept.

Forgot Mignolet was off in all . I know Mignolet wasn't signing another deal but he has no excuse for the other two. Someone told me Di Canio had said he wants to build the team around Colback, please tell me that's true

Could be like, without giving owt away during the end they mention something about how this is only the beginning. The book was from multiple peoples perspective I think so there could be a trilogy in it like.

So captain and star player gone so far.

Went and saw world war Z last night, canny watch like. Different to alot of zombie movies as its set while the shit is hitting the fan rather than the bloke waking up after its all went to pot. The zombies themselves are like surging hordes which sets up some pretty cool moments. Some good cack your pants moments thrown in for good measure. Starts off at a canny pace and never really relents.

He'll be bullshitting about this in all, every other word out the snakes mouth is a lie. And if he's telling the truth, fuck off Joe you fat wanker.

Honestly just shut up Kinnear man. So Newcastle is now one big council estate and we're all thicker than him, cheers there Joe. Why doesn't he come back from this "Holiday" and actually do some work for us rather than lounging about and talking about "up there".

Di Canio is a loon mind if anyone defined his give it your all despite complete lack of talent motto it was Lee Cattermole.

Kinnear has went on holiday? He just got the job! Agree with Fish why do they do this "we'll start figuring things out at this date" the window has been open a while now.

Aye why do we get a patch and they don't, fuckups. Seriously make the numbers red like West Brom got and have stripes, why is that so difficult?

The fact that what you've said there's true makes it even more depressing they picked Russia for 2018, I still can't get over that mind. How did they stand there and announce Russia 2018 and Qatar 2022 without bursting out laughing.

Nail on the head, there's no explanation for the appointment because he's incapable of doing any sort of job for the club. Unless, of course, that job is to come in and fuck up all the other employees hard work.

So can we get rid of him now?

Nee blobs? crisp packets and laccy bands it is then

Think your placement is right, just depends on how many nights Big Joe spends in the Diamond with Brucey. Couple of heavy ones coupled with midnight phone calls to pards and Carr and we're well into mayhem.

It's hardly that much of a trek he'd be fine he left for the game on Boxing Day morning . Unless he's playing in the game and has to prepare with the other players like.

we in the mayhem bit LTB? That's where I reckon we are. So going off the chart we might have a canny season in 2-3 year!