Howay

He was just joking, your mistype of fuch instead of fuck is similar to how a scouser would pronounce the word

Aye, he's class at chinning his own teammates.

Says a lot when a team that was in league one 3 seasons ago is probably a more attractive prospect and has more ambition than us.

Was just thinking the same.

Agreed, he got his tactics wrong today and was exposed brutally, we weren't in this game. It's just all a bit embarrassing to keep making these excuses as he's had transfer windows to improve it and losing Cabaye hasn't been a shock, the excuses just make him look even worse tbh.

What an embarrassment that bloke is, I'd hate to see what it would look like if the players weren't bothered if that's what over hyped looks like. Remy has barely scored in the past 12 games, scoring has been a problem you haven't addressed. He also can't keep using Cabaye leaving as an excuse, we knew he was leaving and had plenty of time to move, even a late loan move for Lewis Holtby would have been good until summer.

I knew he'd come out with that chestnut. Honestly he must understand how blaming the fans is just embarrassing, I know it's his fall back but they weren't really on the players backs until goal 2 flew in and an Alan Pardew team struggles to score 2 in a game anyway so it was all over.

Fucking hell, so he's basically confirming what you said before about having 1 plan. He's known Cabayes been leaving for at least 6 month, we've had spells without Cabaye, why has he not thought about this before now. He's one of the worst managers in the league atm, Di Canio and Holloway were two I thought were worse going into the season and they're both sacked.

Especially when all the other players were playing the passing style along with Cabaye, it's not like he was just doing it on his own. He was a big part of it but these lads can pass the ball around, it's as if Pardew thinks as soon as Cabaye is out the side none of them can pass so hoofing it up to Ameobi is the only possible option.

Agreed HMHM, and now that Cabaye is gone plan A is hoofball basically. He should surely be able to come up with a better approach then just opting for long balls, teams with far lesser players than us don't do that.

Aye I'd like to see Haidara starting more games once he's back fit. He's more solid defensively than Santon from the games I've seen him in.

"if I was managaaa I would 'ave played kebab against sunderlaahnd"

Aye, I've lost a lot of respect for these players through these derbies. They seem to have no pride in themselves as they seem okay with losing to this lot as it never seems to ignite any desire or passion in them to win. I know they're foreign and the derby means little to them but howay you're the one getting stick, you're the one losing 3 in a row to a team that has been fighting relegation when all 3 games took place. Spineless pricks. I agree with all the Anita comments btw, he was an utter shambles from kick off even when the others were okish for the first 5 minutes or so.

I think the most depressing part is I'm not at all shocked, I had a feeling we would lose before the game. I can't see us beating these unless something big changes, our players bring now passion whatsoever and I'm not sure if that's them, Pardew or a combination. Pardew's tactics are always shite for these matches. The fact we had Shola up front is nothing short of a joke, I know we had injuries but we knew we needed a striker going into the window and we even had identified De Jong prior to it how did it take us 30 days to bring the lad in. He should have been well bedded in and starting by now.

Anita was too, gave away a pen but also an early free kick when Bardsley was going absolutely nowhere which they then almost scored from. Sissoko needs to start performing mind because he's a million miles from living up to his reputation.

"if Colback scores, we're smearing shit on the walls". I don't think Kinnear has a toothbrush does he? just swills the last of the pint he just mineswept off the bar round his mouth a bit.

He'll give it a go though.

This, he's going to be a right moany twat about that after the game. As if it had any bearing. There'll be some bullshit about how the atmosphere wasnt what he wanted today, the fans were on the lads back due to a tough window. Fucking gimp that he is, a bloke that smears shit on walls has the beating of you Alan.

Utter, utter disgrace. What's the excuse this time Alan? shambles all over the pitch. I can't pin it all on Pardew as the players are the ones on the field at the end of the day. I think we've overrated a lot of these players tbh, Cabaye raised this lot up a lot more than we thought. 3-0 at home to a very poor side is just a complete joke, Poyet has Pardew figured completely out. What's most depressing is I don't even want Pardew sacked, as Kinnear will replace him. I don't think I've ever felt more depressed as a fan, even when we got relegated there was a hint of ambition to get back into the premiership and who knows, but now? fuck all whatsoever.

Marveaux is just the injection of desire and bravery we needed.

Game over like, they're just going to sit deep and counter now. Poyet knows we wont get 2 goals, especially the way Pardew has set us up to play today.

Aye I'm worried about that lad today. No doubt he'll find something we've beaten them on today, we have more in attendance in the ground for a start!

Agreed, there's not been anything we can hold up and argue about with mackems tomorrow to defend our side. We've been bettered so far today and there hasn't been many derbies you can say that about. Most of the time when we've lost there's been some contentious calls, or we've controlled the game etc. Not today.

I wasn't meaning just today btw, just in general whenever we've played them under Pardew and that includes a team that come 5th in the prem playing Brighton and Hove Albion. This sort of gutless performance and shit tactics is why our supposedly superior players lose to this rabble. Jozy Altidore, a lad even the mackems scream about being shit is completely dominating our defenders today, knocking everything on, moving the ball on, he's basically doing what Shola should be doing for us.

To be honest we cant beat these now, it's clear Poyet has the better of Pardew. He's beaten Pardew basically everytime he's come up against him, with both Brighton and Sunderland. He can out do him with far lesser players so what chance do we stand really? especially as Pardew is so quick to abandon everything stick Shola on and lump balls up to him.