Howay

I'm foaming in my boots (never heard that one before). It's not much different from taking the insult mackem and calling themselves it, they need us for any type of identity tbh.

Aye not much chance now, should have had an option to buy and a set fee already in the deal mind. We were in a position of strength, QPR had a player that didn't want to play for them and on a rape charge which severely limited the clubs after him, yet somehow all we come out with was a year long deal and no clauses to make it permanent. I don't see us paying 16m for him even if he would pick us over everyone else anyway.

Pretty rich coming from fans of London clubs. 16k is ridiculous mind especially given it's the 5th round of the FA cup, they're in another cup final and their league form has picked up under Poyet.

Our squad is fucking woeful man. We play 3 cm's and only have 3 premier league quality ones at the club (May be harsh on Bigi but he's still youth, on his showings he could possibly be classed as prem level), we have one limited cover for right back so end up playing cb's there, we have no depth up top, Eliot is quite a drop off from Krul, little depth on the flanks. Cb is probably our strongest position as you could say we have 4 prem level players there. We have had the strongest 1st 11 for a decade when Cabaye was about but now I'm not so sure. We constantly let the lads that give us depth go like Perch, Best and Routledge and barely bother replacing. Ashley is completely at fault for all of it, as any blame that can be leveled at any below him (like kinnear) can also apply to him as he appoints them.

Aye it seems to be pointing that way.

Straight outta Swindon

We'd struggle against their academy side.

It's too easy. Daddy's cock lover is Looking forward to the North East bottom dogs clash next season.

Agreed, it's really odd especially when it seemed Anita and HBA were above Santon in the free kick/corner taker list but since Cabaye left Santon has been taking them all. If Remy slots in ahead of Santon on that left wing it'll prove even more disastrous since Sammy tracks back more than Remy.

DC lover will have ripped her kappa popper trackies off quicker than a boro fans rips a nappy.

:lol: The Premier Inn comedy circuit isn't very lucrative like. Who knew a whole routine impersonating your Jamaican mother wouldn't guarantee gigs for life.

Aye that'll do it, just got in from glue sniffers anonymous.

I'd look that miserable if I was a Brummy in all mind. Still got a room for life at the Birmingham ring road Premier Inn so it's all coming up Lenny.

Think them lads would still have better grammar and spelling than the sister fucker. He's went quiet, either the library closed for the night, or someones spilled their blue pop down the computer. "Worrava teylt yi about bringin pop in eeyerr"

Cheers Mr Fist, Mr Henry will be gutted to know he's been bettered in the hotel advice stakes.

Or the entire population of the Pennywell community library. "eeeeyah lettuz ave a gooowuh"

It did have the air of "we don't stand much chance in this one, so let's not bother" about the way the players performed. Krul had a mare which obviously didn't help but the other 13 hardly covered themselves in glory either. We were anonymous in midfield really, Bentaleb looked head and shoulders above our CM's which is frustrating. Cisse's been completely undone somehow and looks like he'd miss an empty net nowadays. De Jong looks like he can be a handful in the air and it was frustrating he got hauled off over Cisse tbh. Pardew had probably already given up on the game and was looking to save players for the next one, I was sure of that when he put Marveaux on who shouldn't play for the club again after his completely pathetic actions against Chelsea.

That's the future for me then. The premiers are canny like but most travel lodges I've been in haven't been updated (or seemingly cleaned) since they opened. Cheers for that. I can't scroll down this page without laughing at the picture of that bloke man.

I don't stay in travel lodges any more, only listen to Lenny Henry about hotels now, I figure any bloke that's done that much shagging on the sly knows a good hotel.

I hope this lad doesn't go on any mackem forums, because if he does no one else will be able to get a go on the library computer. The time he spends on here man .

True enough but now he's in Liverpool for a bit. I stayed in a travel lodge in Liverpool once, hope the poor fucker isn't staying in the same one as the bed I got wasn't level .

He seems convinced he can make 4-4-2 work again. Pity he didn't have more strikers he could give the W-M formation a good run.