Howay

My 16-0 prediction is still on course, even their defenders are putting in the Cabaye-esque through balls. We need to learn how to defend against the late runner from midfield mind.

Class that like. Hope clubspindoctor is ok not heard from him for 10 mins now!

Aye howay man this has to be a piss take.

Aye I tried to save Jovetic on my Southampton game but like you say he spends so much time crippled he never even progressed and I flogged him. at Rooney, he had an ok career on mine but he's all washed up at 32, RVP is still banging them in mind.

Aye it's class.

Old broken face has this lot playing well tbh, and they made some good additions in January. It'll be a tough one for us like, hopefully we play like we did in the last 20 minutes against Villa as if it's anything like the first 70 we'll struggle massively. 0-18 Remy with 6 hat-tricks

Jimmy: There's gonna be a war between the blacks and between the whites. You ain't even gonna need a uniform no more. This ain't gonna be a war where you pick your side. Your side's already picked for you. Ray: And I know whose side I'm fighting on. I'm fighting with the blacks. The whites are gonna get their heads kicked in! Jimmy: You don't decide this shit, man. Ray: Well, who are the half-castes gonna fight with? Jimmy: The blacks, man. That's obvious. Ray: But what about the Pakistanis? Jimmy: The blacks. Ray: What about... Think of a hard one. What about the Vietnamese? Jimmy: The blacks! Ray: Well, I'm definitely fighting with the blacks if they've got the Vietnamese. So, hang on. Would all of the white midgets in the world be fighting against all the black midgets in the world? Jimmy: Yeah. Ray: That would make a good film! Jimmy: You don't know how much shit I've had to take off of black midgets, man. Ray: That's... Undeniably true.

Aye, we're going to need a good amount in with all the players we know are leaving, never mind if we sell anyone. I'm just a bit tired of the same attempts to "lower expectations" every window with the we're not Man city/Chelsea etc, no ones expecting mental money to be splashed but some would do.

Ah good to know cheers, he ends up the same as Rodwell/jovetic on all my games.

Nice one, the player leaving thing is always a bit of a bastard to deal with. I just had Danny Welbeck demanding 150k a week to stay, luckily bartered him down to 115k. How was Illiaramendi? he just ends up being ruined by Madrid on most of my games. I just got a lad I've not heard of before called Tomas Martinez, I was offered him and saw bids were around 4m and as soon as I got him his value has went up to 26m . Attacking midfielder and he's already at a world class level, I wasn't going to buy one as I've already got Ward-Prowse, Iancu, Barkley, Ramirez and 2 regens but couldn't pass up the opportunity. I moved Schneiderlin on again for 14m as he's 28/29 now so it was my last chance to cash in and Ledson outperforms him now anyway. I play a very similar formation to yours except rather than the 2 DM's I play 2 CM's, it leaves me a little more exposed at the back but my team scores a lot (my regen striker has been the worlds top striker for 2 seasons now). Raheem Sterling and Gerard Delofeu are progressing really well and I've been rejecting bids all close season for them, it annoys me how the computer just constantly put low bids in, as Sterlings worth is 24m and the bids were all 18m, he's only just signed a new 5 year deal as well. Won the world cup with England this close season as well, not sure if I can be bothered to stay in that job for the Euro's or leave it, I keep getting grief off England fans as I'm selecting 14 Southampton players in my squads .

Same lines they trot out every year, the "2 to 3 in" and "we're not Man City" type line. It's all well and good but the fact is we HAVE to spend this year as due to their planning we'll be one of the favorites to go down if we have another summer of nowt.

The dad's response. Canny chebs mind. Aye 17 is above the age of consent but it's different for teachers as they're in a position of authority. A teacher at my school got fired for a relationship with a 16 year old lass, got jail time too.

You'd probably just get banned from the thing tbh.

When will they stop referring to him as former Newcastle United striker, they can just give Swindon all the honor of being connected with him now.

Stanciu and iancu are usually good replacements for Am/wingers. Have you managed to hold onto Cabaye? I know him and Ben Arfa are normally targeted heavily on any of my games. Sissoko and Santon both oddly end up at Bayern Munich on most of my games in all. I'm into the 2017/2018 season with Southampton now and currently in 2nd place after 17 games (lost the title by 1 point to Chelsea last season), not sure if I'll manage to catch Man Utd tbh as they haven't lost yet and just slaughtered man city away 4-1. I have that Iancu and he just won world player of the year, almost lost him in the summer as 40m bids come in from all the big sides and I was refusing to meet his wage demand. I bought Ross Barkley from relegated Everton as a replacement but then decided to just give in to Iancu after he scored 4 against arsenal . Now I'm trying to fit my club record 15m signing Barkley in, but I'm also trying to develop Ryan ledson and Jordan rossiter.

I'd quite like a hard fought exhausting 3-0 lead for them, making it 3-2 on aggregate, only for Olympiakos to score a shitty scrappy goal in the 93rd minute knocking them out via away goal. Or them to look equally as shit as the first leg and get comfortably beaten again.

2nd from an Arsenal youth kid out on loan in all.

At least we get all the enjoyment that our team making a profit brings.

Absolutely disgusting tbh. So he's been taking money out but he's still using the loan to keep the valuation of the club high. We're fucked really he's obviously comfortable and wont have any intention of selling now.

Aye must say I'm stunned pukka pies wont put up 129m for advertising hoardings. Ignoring all the bad stuff it's all worth it, I mean look at that profit , that's what really captures the imagination.

Aye he'd of had the points out big time. Then after spectacularly fucking up he'd be holding his hands up looking at the others as if he's fed up of carrying them all.

Imagine the absolute panic attack Taylor would have been having if he'd of been in Williamsons position there.

He's the fastest dancer in the North East.

Aye was class to see, I didn't even mind Remy taking the booking for taking his shirt off as it was class to see some passion from the lads. Good to see him going back over after the game and handing his top to someone. Agree with J69 about De Jong, he seemed to fit in well and didn't give up on the ball, creating a few good opportunities from very little. Be interesting to see how the Remy-De Jong partnership develops, just a shame it's very unlikely to continue past this season.