Howay

I reckon Stone would be pwopaaa nawty as well. Carver would be hoying chairs every where like the Bellamy scrap

Aye penna or a free kick just outside that like. Pardew's Danny dyer impression on the refs mind maybe

Fukin hell Pardew

He's climbed up the tower "it's a bit fuckin high up in here Tom"

Still nee word from the spin doctor. Where have you sent the lad Tom!

Get in Sissoko. Class counter attack

Krul shitting himself there.

Fucking hell, giving far too many free kicks away in that area

Good thing I didn't put money on it

Haa aye that's the one. Sissoko fucked that right up.

My 16-0 prediction is still on course, even their defenders are putting in the Cabaye-esque through balls. We need to learn how to defend against the late runner from midfield mind.

Class that like. Hope clubspindoctor is ok not heard from him for 10 mins now!

Aye howay man this has to be a piss take.

Aye I tried to save Jovetic on my Southampton game but like you say he spends so much time crippled he never even progressed and I flogged him. at Rooney, he had an ok career on mine but he's all washed up at 32, RVP is still banging them in mind.

Aye it's class.

Old broken face has this lot playing well tbh, and they made some good additions in January. It'll be a tough one for us like, hopefully we play like we did in the last 20 minutes against Villa as if it's anything like the first 70 we'll struggle massively. 0-18 Remy with 6 hat-tricks

Jimmy: There's gonna be a war between the blacks and between the whites. You ain't even gonna need a uniform no more. This ain't gonna be a war where you pick your side. Your side's already picked for you. Ray: And I know whose side I'm fighting on. I'm fighting with the blacks. The whites are gonna get their heads kicked in! Jimmy: You don't decide this shit, man. Ray: Well, who are the half-castes gonna fight with? Jimmy: The blacks, man. That's obvious. Ray: But what about the Pakistanis? Jimmy: The blacks. Ray: What about... Think of a hard one. What about the Vietnamese? Jimmy: The blacks! Ray: Well, I'm definitely fighting with the blacks if they've got the Vietnamese. So, hang on. Would all of the white midgets in the world be fighting against all the black midgets in the world? Jimmy: Yeah. Ray: That would make a good film! Jimmy: You don't know how much shit I've had to take off of black midgets, man. Ray: That's... Undeniably true.

Aye, we're going to need a good amount in with all the players we know are leaving, never mind if we sell anyone. I'm just a bit tired of the same attempts to "lower expectations" every window with the we're not Man city/Chelsea etc, no ones expecting mental money to be splashed but some would do.

Ah good to know cheers, he ends up the same as Rodwell/jovetic on all my games.

Nice one, the player leaving thing is always a bit of a bastard to deal with. I just had Danny Welbeck demanding 150k a week to stay, luckily bartered him down to 115k. How was Illiaramendi? he just ends up being ruined by Madrid on most of my games. I just got a lad I've not heard of before called Tomas Martinez, I was offered him and saw bids were around 4m and as soon as I got him his value has went up to 26m . Attacking midfielder and he's already at a world class level, I wasn't going to buy one as I've already got Ward-Prowse, Iancu, Barkley, Ramirez and 2 regens but couldn't pass up the opportunity. I moved Schneiderlin on again for 14m as he's 28/29 now so it was my last chance to cash in and Ledson outperforms him now anyway. I play a very similar formation to yours except rather than the 2 DM's I play 2 CM's, it leaves me a little more exposed at the back but my team scores a lot (my regen striker has been the worlds top striker for 2 seasons now). Raheem Sterling and Gerard Delofeu are progressing really well and I've been rejecting bids all close season for them, it annoys me how the computer just constantly put low bids in, as Sterlings worth is 24m and the bids were all 18m, he's only just signed a new 5 year deal as well. Won the world cup with England this close season as well, not sure if I can be bothered to stay in that job for the Euro's or leave it, I keep getting grief off England fans as I'm selecting 14 Southampton players in my squads .

Same lines they trot out every year, the "2 to 3 in" and "we're not Man City" type line. It's all well and good but the fact is we HAVE to spend this year as due to their planning we'll be one of the favorites to go down if we have another summer of nowt.

The dad's response. Canny chebs mind. Aye 17 is above the age of consent but it's different for teachers as they're in a position of authority. A teacher at my school got fired for a relationship with a 16 year old lass, got jail time too.

You'd probably just get banned from the thing tbh.

When will they stop referring to him as former Newcastle United striker, they can just give Swindon all the honor of being connected with him now.