Howay

Aye it's a joke tbh, he would really be facing the sack at a lot of other clubs but it'll probably be another media storm without any statement from the club.

"the Vietnamese? What about the fucking Vietnamese??!"

Aye all the free advertising for cash converters.

aye "oh gowaaan Alan tell us again" "weww he fackin caaam at me and I was like you norvvun maaankey aaave saam of this"

More advertising for the club tbh. Pat on the back for Alan and drinks on Joe the neet.

"We'll be twos aaaap on your wife later you norvvun maaankeee" Pardew will never get the sack for this, we can't replace him for the money he gets tbh, plus Ashley is hardly the sort that gives in to media pressure.

Newcastle manager Alan Pardew: "It was a heat of the moment thing. I massively regret it and I will have to sit down from now on. "Of course, I didn't mean to do anything aggressive. I did move my head forward and that's enough. "Perhaps I need to sit down from now on. It's a shame beacons it's taken the gloss off a terrific performance. "Of course I apologise. I represent a big club."

Pardew reaction Newcastle manager Alan Pardew: "I tried to push him away with my head and I shouldn't have done that. My team were terrific and it's only myself who had a poor performance." Push him away with my head. I wonder if that's how he opens doors in all.

He's nails tbh, expect a Danny Dyer documentary about Pwoppaaa nawwty managaaaas within the month.

Aye that's what gets me as well, we barely ever get comfortable wins and then when we're calmly in complete control of a game he loses the plot over a bloke slightly bumping into him. He must be a right nightmare on a night out

Aye, living on the street scrapping over slightly warm chips man's Toure

Big Dan Gosling showing all the haters what he can do. Poor mans yaya toure

Mcgregor has been a fucking shambles today

"you faaackin want saam, soft caaant"

Sadly it's going to overshadow the performance. Bagpiss your boys took a kicking.

I reckon Stone would be pwopaaa nawty as well. Carver would be hoying chairs every where like the Bellamy scrap

Aye penna or a free kick just outside that like. Pardew's Danny dyer impression on the refs mind maybe

Fukin hell Pardew

He's climbed up the tower "it's a bit fuckin high up in here Tom"

Still nee word from the spin doctor. Where have you sent the lad Tom!

Get in Sissoko. Class counter attack

Krul shitting himself there.

Fucking hell, giving far too many free kicks away in that area

Good thing I didn't put money on it

Haa aye that's the one. Sissoko fucked that right up.