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Nee seconds on the gruel mind you "unemployed" bastard.

It's on the American Netflix, so probably on the UK one in all.

Gaaan on Dezza Monkey Fist will be devastated.

I fancy watching it again soon now in all.

I had no clue what the film was like when I first watched it, so my expectations were really low, probably why it's become one of my favorite films. I'm glad I've successfully derailed this thread into talking about In Bruges. Sorry Toba lad.

Aye we were good, rode our luck a little defensively first half but we took our chances and they didn't. I was worried we were going to do the usual at 2-0 up and come out looking to sit back and hold on for the 2nd half, when they scored straight away I become nervous, but our lot reacted fantastically and really looked to kill the game off in a way we really rarely do. Credit to Pardew (moment of madness aside), Dummett was good (aside from getting caught between 2 players and unsure of who to mark which gave Elmohaddy a good chance), Debuchy showed the absolute class act he is again. I know Hull have had a bit of a slide in form but they've still been canny at home and decent overall this season and our lot just brushed them aside 2nd half today. Was really good to see Sissoko look more like the player who first turned up at the club, the Yaya Toure-esque drives from deep and finishing moves. Anita was cracking again. Remy was all over them harrying their backline, Gouffran was very cool headed and hard working shame his shot was cleared off the line. De Jong had some nice touches and looked very relaxed in possession which was nice to see. Really enjoyable performance from the lads and I'm now actually looking forward to seeing their next performance now.

Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

Aye but you're willing to hoy ClubSpinDoctor into a pwoppaa nawty bar in Durham, haven't heard from the lad since. It's on your head Tom mate.

Ralph Fiennes is class in it like.

Aye it's a joke tbh, he would really be facing the sack at a lot of other clubs but it'll probably be another media storm without any statement from the club.

"the Vietnamese? What about the fucking Vietnamese??!"

Aye all the free advertising for cash converters.

aye "oh gowaaan Alan tell us again" "weww he fackin caaam at me and I was like you norvvun maaankey aaave saam of this"

More advertising for the club tbh. Pat on the back for Alan and drinks on Joe the neet.

"We'll be twos aaaap on your wife later you norvvun maaankeee" Pardew will never get the sack for this, we can't replace him for the money he gets tbh, plus Ashley is hardly the sort that gives in to media pressure.

Newcastle manager Alan Pardew: "It was a heat of the moment thing. I massively regret it and I will have to sit down from now on. "Of course, I didn't mean to do anything aggressive. I did move my head forward and that's enough. "Perhaps I need to sit down from now on. It's a shame beacons it's taken the gloss off a terrific performance. "Of course I apologise. I represent a big club."

Pardew reaction Newcastle manager Alan Pardew: "I tried to push him away with my head and I shouldn't have done that. My team were terrific and it's only myself who had a poor performance." Push him away with my head. I wonder if that's how he opens doors in all.

He's nails tbh, expect a Danny Dyer documentary about Pwoppaaa nawwty managaaaas within the month.

Aye that's what gets me as well, we barely ever get comfortable wins and then when we're calmly in complete control of a game he loses the plot over a bloke slightly bumping into him. He must be a right nightmare on a night out

Aye, living on the street scrapping over slightly warm chips man's Toure

Big Dan Gosling showing all the haters what he can do. Poor mans yaya toure

Mcgregor has been a fucking shambles today

"you faaackin want saam, soft caaant"

Sadly it's going to overshadow the performance. Bagpiss your boys took a kicking.