Howay

:lol: Aye you're right, less of a mutant than the inhabitants of Seaburn tbh.

The charva earring makes me think that ones from seaburn beach

"Black Cat revellers left a trail of debris behind them" No way to talk about peoples kids that man.

When the lizard people crawl out their caves we're all fucked anyway.

How dirty bastards like Savage and Souness have the brass neck to complain about others man. Pardew was and is a muppet, he always will be. He'll get his ban like he deserves for being unprofessional but all these sensationalists moaning on and on about it need to simmer down. The bloke is a cunt and I'm not sticking up for him, I dislike him if I'm being honest and don't mind him getting all this grief but these people do need to put it into perspective. When people have to say things like "yeah but look at the forward movement on his head to make contact" you know we're all being soft, he was an unprofessional idiot the same as he was when he called Pelligrini an old cunt, pushed the linesman, said "he absolutely raped him there" on tv etc. The bloke is a twat and he's been slapped with a substantial fine and will be banned for 8 games, no need to call for him to be sacked, burned at the stake etc.

Ramos was a lucky lad there like, could easily have been given as a pen that.

The Gus bus breaking down half way home will be the icing on the cake tonight. Fucking peasants.

Geet up

Aye, he almost got another cracker there in all.

That Toure strike was amazing by the way. Looked like he was just going to loft it over the top then it hits the back of the net

ouch

Aye the tramps will win this now. City look shite and the mackems can now sit deep and counter. To be fair Sunderland have been the better side.

Tom can relax now.

Aye it's a corker. Bruges is a magical place with the canals and swans and that.

See the club have fined Pardew £100k, Ashley will be loving this

Nee seconds on the gruel mind you "unemployed" bastard.

It's on the American Netflix, so probably on the UK one in all.

Gaaan on Dezza Monkey Fist will be devastated.

I fancy watching it again soon now in all.

I had no clue what the film was like when I first watched it, so my expectations were really low, probably why it's become one of my favorite films. I'm glad I've successfully derailed this thread into talking about In Bruges. Sorry Toba lad.

Aye we were good, rode our luck a little defensively first half but we took our chances and they didn't. I was worried we were going to do the usual at 2-0 up and come out looking to sit back and hold on for the 2nd half, when they scored straight away I become nervous, but our lot reacted fantastically and really looked to kill the game off in a way we really rarely do. Credit to Pardew (moment of madness aside), Dummett was good (aside from getting caught between 2 players and unsure of who to mark which gave Elmohaddy a good chance), Debuchy showed the absolute class act he is again. I know Hull have had a bit of a slide in form but they've still been canny at home and decent overall this season and our lot just brushed them aside 2nd half today. Was really good to see Sissoko look more like the player who first turned up at the club, the Yaya Toure-esque drives from deep and finishing moves. Anita was cracking again. Remy was all over them harrying their backline, Gouffran was very cool headed and hard working shame his shot was cleared off the line. De Jong had some nice touches and looked very relaxed in possession which was nice to see. Really enjoyable performance from the lads and I'm now actually looking forward to seeing their next performance now.

Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

Aye but you're willing to hoy ClubSpinDoctor into a pwoppaa nawty bar in Durham, haven't heard from the lad since. It's on your head Tom mate.

Ralph Fiennes is class in it like.