Howay

300: Rise of an empire. Canny enough action movie tbh. Agree on Eva Green having canny chebs in all.

Aye that's it like, I'm fairly sure the 9-1 loss to them was the same season we won the title, I'd happily take that again!

They'll be living on that until the next time they're in the premiership. The daft part is I remember after we beat them 5-1 they'd all moan "you're still fucking talking about that" a week after

Aye his hat collection is unparalleled. I once saw him in a student flat rentals place in Jesmond, trying to get stuck into the lass working there, "Get in Shola" someone yelled and Shola give them a big thumbs up. No point to the story but the slow languid way he raised his hand reminded me of how he runs about on the pitch.

They can really sit back and enjoy the "excitement" of the relegation dog fight they're in now. They had a cracking good time going all the way to Wembley to watch their team get spanked, but they can be proud knowing they were 45 minutes away from successfully parking the bus. Enjoy the trips to sunny scunny you absolute pack of fucking tramps. Your 'classyness' won't be missed one bit, hope they stay down there and rot like Boro.

Shola is world class in training though

He should be made to race in one of them daft wonga balls at half time every game, may as well make use of him.

'ranks pretty high on the ah, you probably shouldn't do that scale'.

Good shout, I've only got one at the minute. I've been long enough that they let me pick my own feeder clubs now. It's just canny annoying as Southampton seem to produce top players every year if I'm not in charge

Been getting frustrated with the regens coming through on my game tbh, I never seem to get good groups. If I play as another team Southampton produce top players pretty much every year, now as Southampton I had a good starting batch, 2nd year was pretty average but since then I've been getting half a star- 1 star products at best, my Director has told me not to bother signing any of them the last 4 years. I've updated my youth recruitment, youth facilities and junior coaching so they're now all as high as they can be, I even fired my director of football and replaced him with Rudi Voller but just got another absolutely shite batch. In contrast Man City, Chelsea and West Ham are bringing through lads who are able to go and play for championship sides at 15/16. Don't know if it's luck of the draw or what but according to searches I've done I should be having a canny return by now.

Those two pictures do a nice job of summing them muppets up.

Aye, I think Poyet is canny at setting his team up to sit deep and counter similar to Villa. So they do better against sides that are better than them and will attack them in numbers but struggle when they come up against more cautious opposition.

Watched it again last night, still quality. The whole classy thing is bizarre tbh, I love my city but I fully understand that there are some complete and utter scumbags in it. That's why I'd never claim our support is 'classier', than others or anything else. The weirdest thing is that forum seems to absoloutely love football violence yet is the first to kick off about the most pathetic instances of 'violence', for instance they were all loving the fact that some middle aged mackems kicked the hell out of some teenagers that supported the toon after a derby we won "they won the battle we won the war" among the stupid shite they posted, yet they all want to ring into the police and claim they wanted charges pressed against Pardew for brushing heads with Meyler (who I've little doubt wasn't intimidated or worried about Pardew). Odd bunch.

Looks class that. I only have Arkham city but really enjoyed that (only got up to helping Bane with something, can't remember what it was), might have to go back and clock it.

Aye reminds me of Beattie not wanting to come to us after his 20 something goal season because of the pressure and Shearer basically, so he picked Everton and we dodged a bullet.

The bloke is a right sack tbh. You'd think he was owner of one of the worlds top sides ffs. If he can't see why a player would want to move to any premiership side let alone one of the bigger ones he's just showing himself up, besides the fact that the wages a player could get it's also a far bigger stage. Like Chez said it's also a club where he'd get chances to play and improve, same can't be said of Arsenal and others. Not really sure where his hatred of us stems from really, maybe because his captain chose to join us and he's too much of an idiot to see why.

it was a masterclass in "how not to play the centre back position"

I didn't count Simpson as he was only on loan at your lot.

Aye, he got about did Will. Surprised he had time to do anything else. Think it's for the best that you did

Aye that's it, if the bloke who was 'assaulted' has no interest in taking action why do they think the police would listen to some fat lad sitting at home watching it.

Liked Jenas though. How come during that time every footballer people thought was gay was linked to Will Young, he must have got about a fair bit. Also can we have it stricken from the record that he played for us, he was fucking shocking.

I've noticed them doing this a lot mind the sad cocks. Writing letters to the FA if they see offences by NUFC players they don't think are being picked up on, calling the police for things like this, canny sure they had a one where they all wrote letters to the police about an on pitch incident with our players. They really need to get jobs tbh.

I think it was just daft driving offences (not serious ones like drink driving), basically offences that come from them being footballers and not understanding the world like Tiote's offence. I also like that his list includes 2 players that played for the mackems in all (one of which, Chopra, played more times for them). The mug must be squeaky clean if he deems people who speed 'convicts', this isn't an area a mackem should be attacking tbh considering the amount of wife beaters the mackems have had on their books.