Howay

He's a right tosser like, I don't understand why anybody watches him as much insight and knowledge into the game as any mortal fan after a game tbh.

Aye it's going to be a kicking tonight. Hopefully Poyets stupid statement has them riled up, but I can't see them being that arsed about it and cruising to a 4-0 win.

A French 2nd Division striker, don't know how we'll all contain our excitement.

Aye he's got them playing some ok footy really, not that it's hard to play more attractive football than a Tony Pulis side. Players like Adam, N'Zonzi and arnaurtovic can play some canny footy tbh, I'm not saying they're anything special because they're still a canny shit team. They can still be a right bunch of dirty bastards mind, as in the game against us, and while I think their game yesterday was a bit of an anomaly as they never look that good, they still pass it around quite well at times. I'd put Hughes down as just an average premier league manager tbh, canny at Blackburn, Fulham and stoke so far, out of his depth a bit at Man City due to their high ambition and QPR is a bit mental anyway but he was poor there.

Aye it looked canny empty by the end like, can't say I blame them too much mind getting hammered at home by Stoke would hurt. Stoke played very well mind, saw a stat at the start of the game that Stoke have already made more passes this season than they have in any of the last 5 full seasons.

Are they not enjoying the scrap against relegation? I thought it made for an 'exciting' end to the season.

Agreed, he was perfectly entitled to give it a go, he battled and won the ball saw the keeper off his line and put a bit of swerve on it to fool the keeper, it was mint. I know it's seemingly trendy for people to give Rooney a tough time but he's a fucking cracking player, 3rd top scorer in Man Utd history now and only 37 goals behind Charlton so he's almost nailed on to become their top scorer one day. His work rate is excellent and he's got a good range of passing, I don't see him as a greedy player tbh I think that's something you can level better at RVP but at the end of the day you want your strikers to be a bit selfish.

Aye that's it like we were shit but had something like 73% possession, he tried for a 0-0 draw and got clipped the miserable wank.

Thank fuck we got enough points before now, this lot are laughable.

When was the last time their best player wasn't on loan at their club.

At least Krul is getting plenty of kicking practice.

Cattermole walks on the pitch and is booked after 3 mins apparently.

Cisse has been looking decent so far, getting in positions and shots on target. Slight positive to this dull game.

6-0 with 20 minutes to go

Aye it's the way footy is now, would love us to sign players permanently but when teams like Man City have spent a lot of money on good players like Rodwell and Sinclair it'd cost more than I'm sure Ashley is willing to pay in transfer fees and wages to bring them in permanently.

Had half the Arsenal side telling him it was Oxlade-Chamberlain in all.

Did the ref really just send Gibbs off for Chamberlain handballing it!! Fucking hell

Aye it's utter class, the Shaman battle ffs.

Fucking hell, to be honest I'd love for these lads to come through and eventually play for the first team regularly but they're not going to be ready by next season are they, so we still need to buy. Unless they just think we can keep skating by on loans until these lads are ready...

Man Utd lost 450,000 likes on their facebook page in the 24 hours after their loss to Liverpool . No doubt all die hard Liverpool, Man city, Chelsea etc fans by now.

Aye it was hard giving up Butters like, Stan's nails though.

I caved and bought this, it's class Had me creased from the start, when you have to type in a name, I chose to fight with Stan and Kyle did anyone choose Cartmans side? does it make much difference? I liked the bit where you fight the underpants gnomes, took me a second to realize all their attacks were doing 2 damage and mine were doing 5800 because of the size difference.

Aye I saw that, what a fucking joke, who cares? Even a good amount of their 'fans' don't care now, they're already die hard city fans.

Aye but he'd have to work in the premiership, he'd be able to swan about at a quarter of his current level and he'd still look head and shoulders above everyone else in the MLS