Howay

They'd struggle against Southampton's under-12's this lot man. How many times are we just going to capitulate under Pardew, we'll go down with this lot next season.

Good strike by Lallana but you can't just keep backing off man, he just walked from a terrible position out wide 30 yards out to a nice central position on the edge of the box.

Aye he has no strength on the ball at all like.

Only appears when we're doing shite in all, far more interesting input when the posts are changed to "blah blah blah"

Like watching Slayer's lot this.

"He can bring Dan Gosling or Shola Ameobi on if he wants to try and change the game" What a fucking depressing sentence.

Palace beating Chelsea atm, he needs something to cling too the poor lad.

Fucking horrific defending, Santon not exactly showing he's a better full back than M'biwa there.

Aye, it's going to be interesting going into summer, their "we refuse to get ripped off" policy is going to be tested to the max when we clearly need a lot of investment and have decided to hold off on clear problem areas (particularly up front) until a fucking world cup summer.

If that right flank sees no changes I'll be disgusted tbh. Btw the body language for their goal was disgraceful, as soon as Lambert got past them they were basically all just walking back (apart from Colo really) which give Eliot no chance whatsoever.

Wouldn't lower myself to their level, lazy bastards.

Fully agree, he's been completely embarrassing. Looks like we've let a fan on the pitch.

Feel for Eliot like the lads done really well so far, completely mugged off by the shambles in front of him.

Fucking hell M'biwa completely fucking up the line there, what a shambles of a defender.

I know we don't have anything to play for but what a bunch of lazy twats this lot are, ball goes all the way back to Eliot going through 3 players and when he kicks it Cisse and Gouffran are still strolling back from offside positions.

M'biwa's crossing man, how can a professional footballer be so incapable of putting in any form of cross when he's under no pressure whatsoever?

This lot are fucking dreadful Something needs to be done with Mbiwa as it's Southamptons strongest flank and he looks completely out of his depth trying to play right back.

If that Ki misses any games they stand no chance at all. Even with him it's a big ask now tbh.

Ameebi is a common one in all.

Aye we've had a lot of French players over the years. His name was a nightmare for old blokes like the amount of times I heard him called Bernard (instead of Bernarr) and Oliver

He was class like, him and Robert on the left. I once saw him playing badminton in Eldon Leisure when he was meant to be out with an injury mind the dodgy bastard.

I prefer when he's with Debuchy as like you say it lets him cut inside with Debuchy keeping the fullback wide, I still think his best position is deeper in the middle though as his powerful runs have a better chance of starting from deep where there's more space, as often he's just being crowded out higher up the field. We have a lot of industry in the side but sadly very little creativity and I think that's really evident on the wings, Sissoko and Gouffran are hard workers (I like both players btw) but they're both missing that final bit of skill to really unlock the door (as Souness used to say).

Aye the lad is wasted out wide on the right tbh.

Wheeey aye.