Howay

Aye true enough tbh. This lot look shells of the players they looked like when they first come to us.

Quality of you to keep using a derogatory term for a group of people that cannot defend themselves like, what a horrible person you are.

That is absolutely terrifying, was it '07 or '08 he bought us? So around 6 season and he's paid for 3 strikers 2 of which were never premiership quality and the other one looks clueless now. What gets me is he mustn't think we're going to get ripped off in the summer, but he's created a situation where Cisse is our only striker and everyone in football knows he's been out of form for 18 month now. If he uses the "we won't get ripped off" hardball shite again we'll be rivaling the mackems low points tally.

Agreed, Eliot has been class today feel sorry for the lad tbh. We should just start playing these 16 year olds we keep being told are class because there is no point whatsoever playing these sacks anymore.

10 out the last 14 we haven't scored in apparently, if that's true it's absolutely shocking.

Santon swanning back there ffs. This lot are a total disgrace. 7 goals conceded in 2 games and none scored fucking shocking.

Can't be too hard to convice him mind, he did think Kinnear had any clue what he was talking about.

Aye we get howkings more often than the teams that will go down this year.

Will Santon fucking mark someone. So Pardew managed this lot for a while and never thought to try and bring in a lad like Lallana? I know he may have chose to stay loyal with Southampton but surely Pardew noticed the lad was a good talent and would have given it a go.

"There's no easy games in the Premiership" Brilliant this, Dummett on for Sissoko ffs what are we doing man? Should just take everyone off and leave Eliot out there.

They'd struggle against Southampton's under-12's this lot man. How many times are we just going to capitulate under Pardew, we'll go down with this lot next season.

Good strike by Lallana but you can't just keep backing off man, he just walked from a terrible position out wide 30 yards out to a nice central position on the edge of the box.

Aye he has no strength on the ball at all like.

Only appears when we're doing shite in all, far more interesting input when the posts are changed to "blah blah blah"

Like watching Slayer's lot this.

"He can bring Dan Gosling or Shola Ameobi on if he wants to try and change the game" What a fucking depressing sentence.

Palace beating Chelsea atm, he needs something to cling too the poor lad.

Fucking horrific defending, Santon not exactly showing he's a better full back than M'biwa there.

Aye, it's going to be interesting going into summer, their "we refuse to get ripped off" policy is going to be tested to the max when we clearly need a lot of investment and have decided to hold off on clear problem areas (particularly up front) until a fucking world cup summer.

If that right flank sees no changes I'll be disgusted tbh. Btw the body language for their goal was disgraceful, as soon as Lambert got past them they were basically all just walking back (apart from Colo really) which give Eliot no chance whatsoever.

Wouldn't lower myself to their level, lazy bastards.

Fully agree, he's been completely embarrassing. Looks like we've let a fan on the pitch.

Feel for Eliot like the lads done really well so far, completely mugged off by the shambles in front of him.

Fucking hell M'biwa completely fucking up the line there, what a shambles of a defender.

I know we don't have anything to play for but what a bunch of lazy twats this lot are, ball goes all the way back to Eliot going through 3 players and when he kicks it Cisse and Gouffran are still strolling back from offside positions.