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Aye he was really good at kicking people, the ball not so much.

Tried it a few times, it was class. I did it to a tower captain and he took out half his guard . I clocked it last night, thought the last few levels were wank as the weapon it makes you use is dogshit but I just had to play through it so I could have Rome to free roam round. I've went straight to AC3 to see what it's like and it's a fairly significant change, I don't like that they've changed a load of buttons. I'm shite at it like, I like that the combat is harder now and you can't just stay blocking and countering you have to take a little risk to counter now it seems rather than just simply waiting for them to hit while you hold. The lines of riflemen are a fucking pisser mind, I keep getting killed on the first one I've come across (as that English bloke, not up to Connor yet) as I kill all the guards that are near enough to grab so I just keep getting shot and nowt seems to block the bullets unless you hold someone in front of you. The bit on the boat was dull as fuck in all, if the rest of the game is owt like that then I see what people are talking about.

Give us one of the funniest footy pictures ever in all:

Aye shocking decision that like, Fryatt just outmuscled him, he'd of probably scored had the whistle not went. The flag never went up either and the linesman had a better view.

His hair is still shite in all.

Aye, the commentators I'm watching were trying to say it was offside wasn't even close man. But aye fair do's to Arsenal that was a corker from Cazorla

I love this man, how gutted are the commentators. They love an upset in the early round as it gives them a story but how dare Hull the 'rank outsiders' fuck this party up for Arsenal.

I don't know how Arsenal fans do it, it'll be a ten year drought if this keeps up!

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Fucking quality, the George Graham training montage, the old bloke calling McCoist a sex symbol and the interview with Sid Day had me creased.

Is it Gravesen who's living in Vegas with a model nearly half his age? Also: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/16/sepp-blatter-qatar-2022-world-cup-mistake The heat is the only problem he has with Qatar? I guess he can't say anything really bad about them being that he's a spineless cunt. I particularly like the part where he says it wasn't bought, but they had a study done pretty much saying "oh aye it'll be fucking unplayable" and still voted overwhelmingly for it.

We're not mental enough for that.

We could always loan a striker and hope he can last through until Cisse is fit so we have backup. Pity the rules restrict the amount of loans you could have or we could just sack off buying players altogether.

And people are shocked he didn't hit his potential, the massive fucking charva.

Sorry to hear that NJS, good luck finding your next job mate.

Aye, I wasn't suggesting he should just that it'd be no skin off his back if he did chuck a bit in for just a bit of fun if nowt else. The fact is the club easily generates enough to fund player purchases and a decent amount of ambition, I don't think any of us would moan if we were addressing areas of need (within reason) each transfer window using money the club generated itself (through profits and player sales), installed a competent manager who could work within those tighter financial constraints (like Moyes) and the team was allowed to compete in cups and the league. If we actually sought out good sponsorship opportunities and didn't have so much free SD advertising, we could generate more income than Everton (I'm assuming we do already anyway) so there's no reason we couldn't work in the same way that Everton do, instead of fucking off the cup competition, actively trying to survive in the league with as few players as possible and having no ambition to chase European spots. (I know you weren't suggesting the opposite of any of this btw Gemmill, this was just me going off on a tangent).

I'll have a shot of it the night.

They do that? I'll have to get some of them, I just thought they keeled over like they do with any of the other ranged weapons so never bothered with them .

Belta I'll have to have a shot of one tonight, I really like that you can do a chain of executions now it's really sped up the fighting over waiting for each bloke to attack so you can counter. The crossbow is lethal too.

He's worth what? 3.6bn? that's 3,600,000,000 he may as fucking well chuck in some money man, what an utter boring bastard he is man. 5% is about 180m, imagine if he invested that over 4 year, we'd be far better to watch and attractive to buyers, not saying we'd be a CL team or owt but at least we'd be entertaining ffs. He'd easily make more than that over the next 4 years between his other assets and interest anyway. Not saying he should/will do it, it's his money, but what a fucking boring nob.

Aye, you'd think he'd want some enjoyment out of an asset like a football club, like what other Billionaires do. He simply just sees it as yet another vehicle to make more money, but he's at the point of wealth where it's just money to move up the rich list and not about increasing his standard of living. I'm not saying go round spunking 200m a year like others do, but he may as well hoy in 20-30m a year and watch some decent football, it'll not even dent his wealth.

Goldeneye and ISS were fucking class like. Golden gun mode 4 player, there's not been tension like that in a game since . Aye Super Mario cart's a good'un like, my mate had the Wii version and we used to play drinking games to it, drink if you fall off the track, if you get overtaken, if you get hit by a shell etc, and of course the amount you fell off the track increased the amount you drank.

The club makes enough now that it can afford to buy a few players now and again, he shouldn't have to put in his own money but should at least let the club spend at least some of what it's generating. How much profit have we made in the past 18 month? including the sale of Cabaye? put it all together and we should be able to afford a decent amount of players, especially considering a lot of the contracts players are on have already been fully paid for by previous player sales (like a good amount of the Carroll money going on new deals for Krul, Tiote etc).