Howay

No such thing mate, free thinking and all that. Open your eyes eh.

So we're on a roulette wheel?

Even the loons on that forum are saying it's bollocks. http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=61337.0#.U7RCMfldXT8

Has less flaws in the theory than his Earth bowl shite.

So out of boredom on my own part, the Earth is a convex bowl? and we're all sheep for believing it is a sphere despite the thousands of years of evidence which backs it up?

They're round his house nicking his stuff man, if he's out discussing a transfer they know he's not home.

You lot must be bored as fuck to keep engaging with him mind.

Finally, still need a lot more mind.

Was there not a quote from someone at the club last season saying they expect 5 or so of the youngsters to be in and around the first team? I was hoping it'd be because of their quality rather than just because they're all that's left.

How completely depressing that the statistics back up the complaints so comprehensively. Can't wait until this bloke fucks off.

Ashley will be rubbing his hands at the prospect of a French world cup win, "World cup winning right back, now only £12m... Newcastle direct.com UK's number 9"

Aye. Ridiculous statement from Pardew yet again, of course we can't afford players like Lallana and Shaw they're going to be England regulars for years to come but Huddlestone went to Hull for what? 5m iirc, he's a decent player. Livermore just moved for 8m, which aye is pricey but we paid a similar fee for Anita (not saying we should have signed Livermore or owt just that we can clearly afford these sorts of fees). Southampton bought Nathaniel Clyne for 3m or so, and we were considering it but opted not too. So it's utter nonsense that we can't afford English players, they are over priced mind which is why like Brock says none of us have issue signing foreign players.

And would still get the full presidential backing of Uruguay, "it is disgraceful this Italian Chiellini is willing to play dead for 4 days to get Luis punished, the FIFA medical doctors are corrupt"

Bloody hell man, they sound like tin foil hat wearers now. So we shouldn't punish anyone unless they kill someone and FIFA are attacking the poor by banning a bloke who is probably wealthier then a good amount of them, stellar points for the defense. Just need Liverpool to have their say now.

Spot on as always Alan, the fact they had to play 7 competitive games max over the summer will Definately make up for the gulf in class. He'll be spinning a line like "how can we compete? They have a team full of internationals" after the routine 4-0 thrashing.

What a bellend Yaya is being, like Ant said he's not exactly rushing home now. If he felt so strongly he could have just fucking left, he's a 31 year old man he could have simply said no I'm going to see my brother. What would they have done? Fired him? Maybe he would have got a fine but that's nowt to a bloke as well off as him surely.

Far too good for the clubs level of ambition, he's a champions league level full back tbh. I'd be surprised if he was still here at the start of the season. Cabaye was the main reason he was here, Debuchy had a class season and now Cabaye is gone.

Because then he can later say it was all a big joke if he gets pulled up on something later, like the Pardew for England thing.

Why do they take holiday during windows ffs? Kinnear done the same, there is 2 times a year they're actually needed and that's when they go on holiday? Only at our club.

Aye that's it. They've decided to not bother bringing people in for so long we aren't in a position of strength, teams know our lot are desperate for strikers so they're hardly going to listen to Charnley or whatever knacker it is in charge now trying to low ball them. If anything they're going to have to accept being ripped off until they get in a position where we're not in dire need for that position. We can't even threaten to wait for lads contracts to run down because we don't have anyone. It's a fine policy as long as you keep a well stocked squad so that when you say you're walking away from a deal they believe it, whereas at the moment teams will think they can demand whatever they want.

Is that the same bloke that had the board in his room? And went on about Cabaye before the last derby? I don't look but is there a similar amount of muppets from Newcastle doing this too? Or at least other clubs? I don't count lads like TrueGeordie, as annoying as he is he's giving his opinion rather than putting up things that no one should ever see. Edit: I also love that his youtube user name is "Themadmistake" and aye it is the same bloke with the board. Here is an equally bizzare video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwZc1fyNNWg And aye he is in a bath with all his gear on, is somehow married and someone else is filming.

That's so cringeworthy it almost hurts to watch. Honestly it's no wonder they seize on things like the horse puncher and talk about it year after year, their lot upload a never ending amount of stuff like that video of their own free will so we have an unlimited mound of ammunition. That bloke sat and did that, it's actually staggering that he did. is it meant to be insulting to Colback? Or is it merely informing him that that particular moron is no longer his friend?

I like when someone audaciously goes against the general view, that person is then a mag.

What a bunch of gimps . I'd be fucking mortified if the Toon did that about a player. The lad grew up a Newcastle fan, I'm sure he saw this as his best chance to play for us and jumped at the chance. He always worked hard for them and didn't take it easy against the club he supports so I don't know why they're moaning so much. From what the Mackems have been saying he's been on 6k a week or so this whole time as well so I'm sure them keeping him on a low wage for as long as they can has grated on him as well (like us with Guthrie). How fucking embarrassing man, a professional football club putting that up. It even reads like they were crying onto their cheesy chips while typing that. I hope he scores a fucking pelter past them next derby. Tramps.

Agree Brock, what a disgrace man. As if they don't have enough money as it is.