Howay

I believe I'm a cat, so I'm up every morning running about town. Meowing and hissing at the milkman, he tells me the Earth is flat but I know his game. Either that or I don't see it, maybe it doesn't exist, what is this nurse you speak of? seems another construct of this "society" they talk about.

Yee kna, Milk floats not actually carrying milk. Suspicious that they're out so early, still asking questions even after a mind wipe. It's that open.

We were really onto something there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKnpPCQyUec There's your fokken proof in all leyyk.

We all know our entire universe is in a marble anyway, right?

I love how this bloke is trying to explain that he knows the true answers about the world yet doesn't know how to crop out the words "you cunts" off the bottom of a picture.

You've out open minded me, or did I out open mind myself? or did Adrian Chiles do it? or is he a lizard?

That is your RIGHT. I'd say if Fish doesn't agree with you then he's just close minded, but then we all know none of the people on here really exist because I've just said so now.

It was never there mate, you've just opened your eyes for the first time. Now feel free to attack any scientific laws you can think of with any old bollocks you have made up or nicked and if anyone tells you you're mental just say it's your right to believe it.

Hmm, I don't see it though and I'm not coming over to yours. When I look out my window there's nee bird bath. Just asking questions mate.

No such thing mate, free thinking and all that. Open your eyes eh.

So we're on a roulette wheel?

Even the loons on that forum are saying it's bollocks. http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=61337.0#.U7RCMfldXT8

Has less flaws in the theory than his Earth bowl shite.

So out of boredom on my own part, the Earth is a convex bowl? and we're all sheep for believing it is a sphere despite the thousands of years of evidence which backs it up?

They're round his house nicking his stuff man, if he's out discussing a transfer they know he's not home.

You lot must be bored as fuck to keep engaging with him mind.

Finally, still need a lot more mind.

Was there not a quote from someone at the club last season saying they expect 5 or so of the youngsters to be in and around the first team? I was hoping it'd be because of their quality rather than just because they're all that's left.

How completely depressing that the statistics back up the complaints so comprehensively. Can't wait until this bloke fucks off.

Ashley will be rubbing his hands at the prospect of a French world cup win, "World cup winning right back, now only £12m... Newcastle direct.com UK's number 9"

Aye. Ridiculous statement from Pardew yet again, of course we can't afford players like Lallana and Shaw they're going to be England regulars for years to come but Huddlestone went to Hull for what? 5m iirc, he's a decent player. Livermore just moved for 8m, which aye is pricey but we paid a similar fee for Anita (not saying we should have signed Livermore or owt just that we can clearly afford these sorts of fees). Southampton bought Nathaniel Clyne for 3m or so, and we were considering it but opted not too. So it's utter nonsense that we can't afford English players, they are over priced mind which is why like Brock says none of us have issue signing foreign players.

And would still get the full presidential backing of Uruguay, "it is disgraceful this Italian Chiellini is willing to play dead for 4 days to get Luis punished, the FIFA medical doctors are corrupt"

Bloody hell man, they sound like tin foil hat wearers now. So we shouldn't punish anyone unless they kill someone and FIFA are attacking the poor by banning a bloke who is probably wealthier then a good amount of them, stellar points for the defense. Just need Liverpool to have their say now.

Spot on as always Alan, the fact they had to play 7 competitive games max over the summer will Definately make up for the gulf in class. He'll be spinning a line like "how can we compete? They have a team full of internationals" after the routine 4-0 thrashing.