Howay

Aye it's class, after someone had a go at him he stated that they'd finished 2nd last year after finishing 7th so now they'll have a shot at the title and he's going to miss out on that, completely ignoring the fact that Suarez was the major reason they come 2nd. Good news that Fish, hope we can get that deal wrapped up quick. Wonder what the fee is as the Nicollin's seemingly hate Ashley.

We're fucking shite tbh, at the moment I don't see how they'll be too much better than the end of last season. Still the same knacker in charge, with the same disillusioned players and now without any sort of goal scorer. Unless they go out and buy 2 strikers, wingers and some defenders (especially a right back with Debuchy seemingly gone) I can't see anything other then a relegation scrap. We have a decent central midfield but without anyone to score goals we're going to really struggle.

Just saw the Liverpool facebook post about Suarez (some glory hunter on my facebook liked it) and one of the comments was along the lines of "he'll miss us more than we'll miss him, didn't work out for traitorres" aye keep thinking that. The 75m will no doubt be reinvested well by Rodgers but he's completely impossible to replace tbh.

If it's true they're making him train with the youth squad and not the first team it's absolutely embarrassing. Pardew is supposed to be managing the side not acting like a petty little schoolboy, a good manager would bring the lad back into the fold and find a place for him (even if he decides not to start him) making a lad who is, I assume, earning 40-50k a week train with 17 year olds is pathetic. I understand Ben Arfa is probably difficult to work with at times but this is the blokes job ffs, manage him, it's not like he's a repeat criminal offender or anything like that at worst he's seemingly just a bit lazy/unmotivated and maybe mouthy. I think it is to Ben Arfa's credit that he has come back to training and is just getting on with it, dumping players that don't fit your plan into the youth team training sessions wont exactly endear the club to outside players etc either. Pardew should put himself into the reserves as well for his shambolic performance last season the fucking tosser.

Aye, I thought he was just being a WUM at first and it was a laugh but the length of his posts man and the effort he's putting in make me worry he actually believes this utter nonsense. At this point I don't know what would be worse, if he believed this shite he has clearly just made up in his head or if he was a wum and was putting this much effort in.

He's saying we have signed him, Janmaat plays for Feyenoord at the moment.

Aye he's putting some graft into this.

I'd love them to get Campbell tied in as part of the deal. A striker and a bit of cash to re-invest in the RB position would be a brilliant return on a lad who clearly wants to move on to CL footy.

Aye, not to mention his wages will be really high.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/03/luis-suarez-training-suspension-fifa? So he's allowed to join in pre season training according to this.

Jonny Decker is "King of the metro".

Even your own eyes are in the con now, where does it end?

Would be very odd timing, you'd think if he was going to chuck Pardew it'd have been at the end of the season rather then midway through the summer break. Never know with Ashley though, Pardew might have spilled his pint or called him a cock the thin skinned winnet.

Wolfy reminds me of Sir Chicken Digby Caesar off the Mitchell and Webb show. Why would they say the Earth is round? There's some bastard responsible for all of this. Tombaris revenge can be his sidekick.

Nah it's mine now, and the bird bath.

I believe I'm a cat, so I'm up every morning running about town. Meowing and hissing at the milkman, he tells me the Earth is flat but I know his game. Either that or I don't see it, maybe it doesn't exist, what is this nurse you speak of? seems another construct of this "society" they talk about.

Yee kna, Milk floats not actually carrying milk. Suspicious that they're out so early, still asking questions even after a mind wipe. It's that open.

We were really onto something there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKnpPCQyUec There's your fokken proof in all leyyk.

We all know our entire universe is in a marble anyway, right?

I love how this bloke is trying to explain that he knows the true answers about the world yet doesn't know how to crop out the words "you cunts" off the bottom of a picture.

You've out open minded me, or did I out open mind myself? or did Adrian Chiles do it? or is he a lizard?

That is your RIGHT. I'd say if Fish doesn't agree with you then he's just close minded, but then we all know none of the people on here really exist because I've just said so now.

It was never there mate, you've just opened your eyes for the first time. Now feel free to attack any scientific laws you can think of with any old bollocks you have made up or nicked and if anyone tells you you're mental just say it's your right to believe it.

Hmm, I don't see it though and I'm not coming over to yours. When I look out my window there's nee bird bath. Just asking questions mate.