Howay

The fuzzy picture man, no doubt as he's being grappled by the fat lad in a tie from the previous picture. What a fucking sack.

Good replacement for Debuchy, at least we have some decent players to watch as tbh we all knew Debuchy was going to be going.

I'd love to see them try and bring Ba back, he could be receptive too it (dependent of course on wages) with Diego Costa coming in and Lukaku back.

Aye nail on the head there DK, the fact they seem to be holding off on the sale of Debuchy until they have Janmaat in is very positive and gives me hope they've learnt from the Cabaye sale. Of course they're still a bunch of cunts and aye he is looking to turn a profit but I'd rather not think about when De Jong, Cabella and Janmaat (provided he signs) will be leaving when they've just walked in the door. At the very least we have some lads that will be worth watching.

He seriously said he would like to thank himself for bringing Cabella in, what a monumental cock end that bloke is.

Banned from a forum of utter nutters for being too much of a nutter.

Aye I agree if we're sitting round mid table he's pretty safe in the job, but I do think they want him to improve players so they can turn a profit on them so if anything that might put his job in jeopardy. They must be worried about the teams performance mind as 12m is the most Ashley has spent on a player, hope the lad comes off. I hate that 'we're the only one in for him so he cant be that good' argument mind, we've no idea there could have been other teams inquiring and being put off by the price, also Liverpool were the only side in for Suarez when he was at Ajax weren't they?

Daft decision, like already said it means yet another position we need to fill. We already needed a centre back anyway imo so now we need two, Colo doesn't have many seasons left and Taylor is poor, Williamson is okay but he should be back up and not a starter like he is now.

I think they'll push hard for 1st or 2nd spot tbh, probably finish around 4th though. Why the fuck are we predicting what Derby will do anyway?

Aye, "What do you mean a tenner and two packets of Quavers a week isn't enough, has he never tried Quavers before or summink?"

Aye it's class, after someone had a go at him he stated that they'd finished 2nd last year after finishing 7th so now they'll have a shot at the title and he's going to miss out on that, completely ignoring the fact that Suarez was the major reason they come 2nd. Good news that Fish, hope we can get that deal wrapped up quick. Wonder what the fee is as the Nicollin's seemingly hate Ashley.

We're fucking shite tbh, at the moment I don't see how they'll be too much better than the end of last season. Still the same knacker in charge, with the same disillusioned players and now without any sort of goal scorer. Unless they go out and buy 2 strikers, wingers and some defenders (especially a right back with Debuchy seemingly gone) I can't see anything other then a relegation scrap. We have a decent central midfield but without anyone to score goals we're going to really struggle.

Just saw the Liverpool facebook post about Suarez (some glory hunter on my facebook liked it) and one of the comments was along the lines of "he'll miss us more than we'll miss him, didn't work out for traitorres" aye keep thinking that. The 75m will no doubt be reinvested well by Rodgers but he's completely impossible to replace tbh.

If it's true they're making him train with the youth squad and not the first team it's absolutely embarrassing. Pardew is supposed to be managing the side not acting like a petty little schoolboy, a good manager would bring the lad back into the fold and find a place for him (even if he decides not to start him) making a lad who is, I assume, earning 40-50k a week train with 17 year olds is pathetic. I understand Ben Arfa is probably difficult to work with at times but this is the blokes job ffs, manage him, it's not like he's a repeat criminal offender or anything like that at worst he's seemingly just a bit lazy/unmotivated and maybe mouthy. I think it is to Ben Arfa's credit that he has come back to training and is just getting on with it, dumping players that don't fit your plan into the youth team training sessions wont exactly endear the club to outside players etc either. Pardew should put himself into the reserves as well for his shambolic performance last season the fucking tosser.

Aye, I thought he was just being a WUM at first and it was a laugh but the length of his posts man and the effort he's putting in make me worry he actually believes this utter nonsense. At this point I don't know what would be worse, if he believed this shite he has clearly just made up in his head or if he was a wum and was putting this much effort in.

He's saying we have signed him, Janmaat plays for Feyenoord at the moment.

Aye he's putting some graft into this.

I'd love them to get Campbell tied in as part of the deal. A striker and a bit of cash to re-invest in the RB position would be a brilliant return on a lad who clearly wants to move on to CL footy.

Aye, not to mention his wages will be really high.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/03/luis-suarez-training-suspension-fifa? So he's allowed to join in pre season training according to this.

Jonny Decker is "King of the metro".

Even your own eyes are in the con now, where does it end?

Would be very odd timing, you'd think if he was going to chuck Pardew it'd have been at the end of the season rather then midway through the summer break. Never know with Ashley though, Pardew might have spilled his pint or called him a cock the thin skinned winnet.

Wolfy reminds me of Sir Chicken Digby Caesar off the Mitchell and Webb show. Why would they say the Earth is round? There's some bastard responsible for all of this. Tombaris revenge can be his sidekick.

Nah it's mine now, and the bird bath.