Howay

Fucking hell

Brilliant description.

On point as always, never lets us daaaahn top fellaah.

This.

That's just shit buys and poor management though, could have happened in any era of football. I understand that the money has changed the game and that a lot of clubs now are run as businesses but I think our ownership and management are among the worst, they flat out refuse to try which is what is really soul destroying. The summer after we finished 5th there wouldn't have been many clubs out there that didn't strengthen at all. Pardew is fucking laughable as a premiership manager. I know you say Pardew may go and it'd be the same but in practice it'd be better for us, we'd get to watch some decent football and hear someone that doesn't come out with excuse after excuse. Even if we were finishing in similar positions that would be an improvement because we're simply not enjoyable to watch, if we win we grind the result out and if we lose we often get humped. Pardew's comments after the game about getting caught up in the crowd pushing for a 4th sum him up, at home to Palace and he wants to just shut it all down and put 11 men behind the ball, aye it was the 88th min and it was probably the right thing to do then but he does that if we're up by 1 at half time ffs.

How is Man Utd an example of that? They won the league two years ago and have spent over 200m since then, they bought Fellaini for similar money to what Chelsea paid for Fabregas, they've just spent 16m on a bloke that may never play for them due to 3rd party and visa complications.

Aye good player, surprised they managed to get him would have thought a good amount of sides would have been in for him.

Falcao apparently tweeted something about moving to Real Madrid and then took it down, pretty ridiculous front line on that Madrid team now let alone if he goes there.

Aye we're poorer simply because we don't have a clinical goalscorer anymore.

Agreed, the seemingly low amount of coaching staff we have is also a concern. We're total fucking dross like, just have to hope other teams are shitter than us.

It's fucking ludicrous, walking out at home and going down 0-1 after 30 seconds total and utter disgrace. This team is utter wank, I know some will point to needing to gel etc but the back 4 is pretty much unchanged and it looks like 4 blokes from the pub hoyed together to play against professionals. The defence cant hold on to slim leads and we're not good enough to build anything more than a slim lead, massively worrying especially with this utter mug in charge. Early I know but it's shaping up to be a long shite season scrapping with the bilge of the Premiership, Fanks Mike.

So can they switch targets to their back up plan now? They had a list of strikers that they've been watching for all the years they've not bothered buying one right? 2 signings scouted and lined up for each position is what they used to claim isn't it?

What a small time club they are.

Great news that Stevie! Good luck with the treatment for it, you seem to have a good positive outlook on it in all.

But he wont ever look like he did that first 6 months man, it was a mental purple patch. I hope he can come round to being a serviceable premier league striker, that would chip in with 15 or so goals but in all honesty it hasn't looked likely for whatever reason it is.

Aye, a signing we'd all be completely miserable and moaning our tits off about. I hope the lad can find some form again but I'm just worried that rather than going out and trying to find an alternative our lot are basically going to hope he will come good.

Make your mind up winnet lips, this is going to get even better the longer and longer they wait for King Rodwell to be called up. They'll all be commenting on the England game that they say the're not going to watch.

Fucking brilliant, this transfer really has been the gift that keeps on giving. A free player that is a step up from Gosling and pissed the mackems off, and now this! Congrats to Jack, moving to a proper football club has gotten him the recognition. No idea how the mackems haven't cottoned on to the fact that Cattermole is fucking shit by now.

We might score against Hull though, providing he can make a return after a weeks training!

Can't be hard to convince Gary Busey to beleive any made up shite mind

How long before Mike finally considers giving this twat the sack? the end of season form and now failing to score against Villa and Gillingham.

10 shots, 5 on target with 63% possession complete lack of fret.

Worrying that we can't score past Gillingham, at least we have Man Utd and Celtic to laugh at tonight though.

Struggling to score past Gillingham man Oh dear.

The bit where Ginola said he'd put Remy in his team meaning Remy Cabella and that nob goes "Remy doesn't play for Newcastle" was particularly awkward like.