Howay

Honestly man, no matter how many times I read that 5 wins in the last 26 Premiership games stat I'm still astounded. Then to have him running round yelling about high expectations and people not understanding the bigger picture How can he say this shite without laughing.

Spot on.

So Aarons is out the chance to watch him possibly get his first premiership start was the only interesting thing about this game.

I think the only way we'll get rid of the fat wanker is if he has a coronary or someone comes in with an outrageous bid and is willing to pay off that St James's holding company as well. Sadly neither look to be happening with him looking slimmer than ever and people can buy other Premiership teams at a far lower cost.

Just seen the NUFC official website put up an article with the title "Janmaat error costs Dutch" welcome to the club Daryl. I know he did btw just don't think it's the most professional way to treat a new player.

Aye it's dull as fuck, I ended up returning it.

He's like Benjamin Button that twat. I wouldn't really bother with an MLS game tbh they're fucking pish, suppose Henry may be worth a watch but the standard is poor and some of the first touches are painful to watch. Unless you can get cheap tickets. It's only a couple of stops from NYC penn station to Harrison though so travelling to it is piss easy.

"Can you install a stanna in here pal, and do you have Erdingers"

Plenty of dancing girls in blue velvet and FYEO you big perv, you need them at half time in all??

They're just fucking pointless imo, you can't show proper replays and half the time it'd just be distracting anyway, team news is pointless as everyone already has it on their phones or seen it on the concourse tv's before taking their seat and showing the score is also pointless as it's not exactly hard to keep track of the score at the match. On top of all that they're an eyesore like you say unless they are done in a certain way, which is the opposite way to what Ashley will have done.

I think his athleticism is a big part of that, just a shame he can't put that athleticism to use on the pitch really.

This is cracking news for proper fat cunts mind, they can use that app to get their pies delivered to their seat and now they don't have to get up and walk to the concourse tv's to see replays at half time. They can also view 60 meter advertisements for their upcoming slazenger "athletic" apparel purchases that they can wear in their taxi.

If any of that is down to Pardew then he definitely has to go (mind imo he definitely has to go anyway), I'm sure most of that side of recruitment is down to Ashley / Llambias (when he was here) and Charnley but I'd imagine Pardew got a little say into his first team coaches (although that could have been limited to Ashley saying "pick waaan of these yooo slaaag" and pointing at the assembled line of useless cunts that makes up the NUFC coaching staff).

Fanks mike.

Aye sick of the sight of the smug tosser now. I understand Ashley does fuck him about but he's actively positive about it and constantly peddles the bullshit. He did do well after Hughton and I wont take finishing 5th away from him, it was a good achievement but I think he has lost the players confidence/trust and any authority over them and once that happens it's really time to move on. I know it doesn't change the root of the problem but it freshens things up and we might start seeing some football that's worth watching for the first time in years. Like I've said elsewhere I think getting Moyes is a no brainer, due to his comfort getting results out of a tight budget and paying him the wages he wants works out in the long run as he increases players fees due to his system. Still doubt it'll happen and we'll get someone we'd thought had long given up on management.

Better 2nd time round.

Moyes but his wages may be unrealistic, I totally understand and agree with the logic that it saves money in the long run but I'm unsure if Ashley sees it that way. I'd hope for one of the French managers people have mentioned, as it seems logical to appoint one with the high number of French players we bring in but again Ashley probably wont see it that way. Mainly because he seems to appoint blokes he thinks he'd enjoy, or already does like, having pints with. No doubt we'll be scratting round the bargain basement or the manager retirement home and bring in Ron Atkinson.

I'd make him take the bus home the fucking fraud. No doubt he'll have pride of place alongside Alan and be the first sub on to provide some fret.

If you're meaning Cabella I wasn't mentioning him as I assume he'll just stay in the wing position he has been playing in.

I'd be surprised if Aarons starts, it's the right thing to do so I can't see Pardew going with that option. I think he'll move Sissoko either back out wide (and Gouffran inside), play Sissoko behind Riviere or play Paul Dummett there. Then have 2 from Anita, Colback and Tiote in CM.

And own goals, dangerous fella that O. Goal.

Only one man down from a full squad. Pardew is fucked now, all that talk of being fine once Siem is back is done now. Maybe we can bring in a player for some financial outlay in January to replace De Jong, please let the door hit you on the way out Alan you utter fucking testicle.

Joe Kinnear marketing genius.