Howay

He was chuckling all the way through it.

Was that it then?

The tv camera just caught someone sat wearing one in the crowd. Gemmill called it.

Aye Haidara is a better player then Dummett. Not saying he is great but he is better.

He's probably fell out with more players then he gets on with the fucking throbber.

Dummett, Pardew is just rubbing it in now "caaahnt get rid 'oh me yoo slaaaaags"

The random little lines down each side are fantastic, they really add something to the shirt

I love his whole "I'll take one for the team and stand and take the flak" attitude, it is all 100% aimed at you you fucking moron you aren't defending the team or shielding them from the nasty troublesome supporters. Just fuck off please Alan. I have literally no interest in this game outside of the protest tbh

What an almighty jeb end this bloke is, it's like he is now actively trying to make the crowd worse.

Protest raging outside, "aaahl have one of them third kits there wor kid" "daa get a deeks of my new team poster, it's a mint pic of obertan and his shiny napper". People will as well.

Seen the Club have just announced the release of the much anticipated third kit! Don't all rush out at once: http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140919/united-unveil-201415-third-kit_2281670_4154413?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook The timing of this man, and a "receive a free poster at the match". What a bunch of bells.

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Aye, this about sums up my feelings on the matter. Fans preparing to protest so first get the man they hate to accuse them of mass hysteria at results so early in the season (being a cunt while completely missing the problem the fans actually have), then wheel out the captain, a bloke who very recently was actively trying to get the club to give him away so he could go home, for another condescending rallying cry. I get he probably didn't write it but the point still stand, they're doing a good job of hoying petrol on the fire tbh.

Le Tissiers insight there, aye ok Matt I'm sure if Ashley was going to sack Pardew he'd be telling everyone after the game in a box ffs. These cunts know fuck all, none of them have any insight or knowledge of what Ashley wants to do.

Sorry to hear this Stevie mate, keep fighting this.

Aye he'll smash that no bother, if he isn't sacked in the next 2-3 games we'll have a new record holder.

What's amazing is the people running this club can still keep lowering my opinion of them.

We have a tiny squad with about 3 above average players (Krul, Sissoko and Tiote, I don't think we've seen enough of the new lads to say any of them are above average yet), the rest are fairly average, below average or playing in a league that's too good for them. Meanwhile Spurs have better individual players in every position of the field then we do, as well as having back ups that are Premiership level, we're simply not their level. Everton are closer but I think their best players are a fair bit better than ours and their back ups are a million miles better than ours. Not to mention both have far far superior managers. Our squad is wafer thin and lacks quality in a number of departments, we're closer to needing 8-10 players to match them than 3 imo.

Howay man Phil, Spurs and Everton have good players all over the park. We're far behind those teams and always have been under Ashley. The year we finished 5th we were remarkably fortunate with our injury record, Ba and Cisse were in ridiculous purple patches, Cabaye and Tiote formed a brilliant uninterrupted partnership and Colo had the season of his life. As well as all that most of the big sides had an off year.

Nee chance man

Cheers for hoying that up Spinny, cracking article and hits the nail on the head as usual. The apathy point is massive, I have no feeling towards a 4-0 humping now it's almost expected, it generates a similar response to a 1-0 loss. It used to be completely fucking embarrassing, now when we go a goal down I expect that's the game over and we'll lose by more. If I have to work when the match is on I was always disappointed, even if we were losing at the time I left but now I couldn't give a fuck, even if we're winning I'm not arsed as we're shite to watch. If we're winning I know the brakes will be applied and the 2nd half will be an attempt to prevent the opposition rather than trying to increase the lead, its utterly fucking dire. As Caulkin is saying the relationship between Pardew and the fans is finished, even if we pull off a 3-0 win against Hull (the equivalent of a 6-0 under Pardew) who fucking cares? he can still get fucked, I don't want to see his stupid fucking face anymore or hear his awful voice moaning on about some excuse while saying it's not an excuse. I think we'll lose 3-0 and David Meyler will score, if he doesn't get the sack after that I've no interest in watching anymore tbh.

I'd be tempted to give Pardew a tiny piece of slack regarding having players sold and not having much say, however the fact he regularly goes out of his way to fank Mike and the feeling that he knew what he was getting into means I wont even give him that. The man is a prick and shows no respect to the fans of the club, his fellow managers, rival teams players etc he deserves no respect, he's a piece of shit. As I've said before blaming a 70 year old man who is the only scout we have isn't fair, this is possibly the only team he has been at that has had so few scouts and I'm including Northampton in that. We've no idea who he comes up with, he has given them options like Grenier, Bony, Aubemeyeng, Douglas etc very recently so he is doing his job and finding players. He had found Douglas on a free and Kinnear completely ballsed that up. Pardew on the other hand fucked up a League one job and was given a Premiership side to manage. I can't watch any more of this fraud of a managers brand of football, I wont take finishing 5th away from him, luck, skill whatever it was a good achievement, but that was 3 seasons ago now and he has done a utterly average job up until the last 18 month which have been a total disaster.

Aye, Carver could start a fight in an empty room tbh. Of course Bellamy was/is the same way but it is more of a disadvantage being a bloody coach and acting that way.

That's the key point, it's ridiculous to blame scouts as all he really does is give his advice and opinion, he has no control over who they sign. It's been repeated many times but it is also fucking ridiculous that a team of our teams level seemingly has one scout for first team players, he may also be in charge of youth finds too. How many teams fans really know and discuss their scouts by name, it's ridiculous.