Howay

Fucking hell man.

How far are you into it? Ter Stegen was the same for me for most of the first season, starting to get a little bit better now. Regularly punched it back to the same player that had taken the initial shot, kicked it off a player and into his own net three times and even threw the ball out directly to an opposition striker .

The king is in the Champions League hunt, he'll be eating Carvers food on the celebration piss up.

Has Cabella ever played a full 90 for us? Really gutted for Taylor, he was having a good game up to then as well. Agree that the games changed since that poor sub, feel bad for Perez as well just having to try and beat Dunne and Caulker in the air for the ball as they keep lumping it up to him. Seems to be Pardews way anytime the game plan is interrupted with an injury we switch to just smacking it up field.

‪#‎NUFC‬ v QPR (4-3-3): Krul; Janmaat, Williamson, Dummett, Haidara; R.Taylor, Sissoko ©, Colback; Cabella, Perez, Ameobi. #NUFC subs v QPR: Elliot, Streete, Anita, Gouffran, Armstrong, Ferreyra, Cisse. I'm assuming he's trying to keep a similar shape with Taylor right mid, Sissoko taking Abeids role with Cabella the most forward of the midfield 3.

I'd get Lee Hendrie and Merson, then announce I was only going to pay them £60 for the both of them, hoy the money in between and watch them fight over it like a pair of drunk tramps.

You have to pay Paul Merson to join in a stag do, the pissed up cunt wouldn't leave.

Aye, Jonas' side of things is far more believable than any shite Pardew comes out with. If the lad is upset with them then they have done something wrong. I don't care about Pardews timeline, or if Jonas had been in the first team picture the bloke should have been allowed to just train with the team and concentrate on his recovery. As for any argument that he would then just be a waste of wages and it's a business, while it's true I think the fans still have a right to be pissed off about it, especially as we currently have two decent first teamers away on loan and it's safe to say the club is still paying some of their wages.

The band man. They fully know everyone fucking hates them, they're just doing it out of spite now tbh.

Aye it's rough, the Goalies are a bit daft at times for me mind. I started a game with Barca to get the hang of it and Ter Stegen has so far booted the ball off an opposition player into his own net three times . The only thing I'm getting a bit frustrated with is lack of shots on target, I'm getting 20-30 shots a game with around 10-30% on target and thought maybe they were just taking rash shots from distance but when I started watching they're actually getting in great positions unchallenged and then smacking it wide or ballooning it over, fucking plebs. Top of the league still mind which is obviously no accomplishment with Barca but completely forgot about their fucking transfer embargo and I cant buy anyone until 2016 . Overall though I think it's an improvement on 2014, haven't tried the tracksuit manager style taking control of training yet mind.

Beyond a fucking joke now.

Yup, this is the way Pardew has operated with us for his whole tenure. He strikes a way to win and we go on a good run of results, eventually the momentum slows and he just keeps trudging on with the same ideas despite it clearly not working. We were totally fucking minging, for a year and a fucking half he can fuck right off for me because we'll have a downturn of form and will be on the wrong side of fucking howkings yet again. It's just a shame that if we're going to be stuck with this twat that we can't hammer teams, we just get comfortable 2-0 type wins, yet when we're shite we get spat out 4-0 or 5-0 with alarming regularity. I just look forward to when we eventually don't have to have this bloke and his walking coronary of a boss as manager and owner of the football club.

This about sums up my feelings as well. This has to end because it's getting more and more blatant, the 2018 vote was bad enough but the 2022 bid may as well have seen Blatter come out and go "okay who wants to give us the most money?", to then turn around and attempt to punish two of the failed bids is fucking shocking. I'd love to see UEFA pull away, at least long enough to destroy what FIFA has become. Fucking around with the dates is just shocking as well, if they can't host it in the Summer then they shouldn't have it. I've no problem with a middle eastern country having a World cup tournament but at least make it one that has some fucking history in the sport ffs, oh and one that doesn't practice what is basically slavery. Blatter is a total abhorrent prick and I fully expect to hear things coming out about him when he eventually steps down/ resigns/ is forced out of his position.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-30047815?OCID=fbasia They're just having a total fucking laugh with this now.

He's a mackem.

Fucking FIFA man, they don't even bother trying to pretend they're not a corrupt joke and come out with some shite like 'we have found some anomalies and will investigate further but it is not a bad as previously thought', they just come out and go ahhhh it's all fine as if anyone will fucking believe that man. The 2018 voting was dodgy but 2022 is just astounding, how the fuck they can expect anyone to believe it wasn't a corrupt bidding process I've no idea. Then again I'm sure they don't give a flying fuck as according to the quote Ewerk put up the next step in the process is to appeal to the fucking FIFA appeal panel I wonder what that completely impartial investigation of the investigation will find out.

Aye, I think the only question mark against him is he hasn't built something long term. Comes in spends loadsa money on players in their prime, wins stuff then fucks off. Not that it's a bad thing the blokes fantastic at doing it, maybe he will stay at Chelsea and build something as this is probably his youngest squad.

It's probably someones mother as well

Its specially fitted to rapid fire cheesy chips at a high rate into the toothless dole wallers in the picture.

You posting the answers up tomorrow mate?

Aye Taylors bopping in front of the goalie is a fucking joke, especially as he knocks it on the head and tries to 'disrupt' the wall a good length of time before the kick is taken anyway ensuring that the only disruption he has caused is just the goalies jealousy of Taylors pearly whites.

Aye I enjoyed interstellar as well, it was bonkers mind.

Aye, if the story about Shearer trying to drive up to Glasgow to knock him out after Bellamy had sent text laughing about us losing 4-1 to Man U in the Cup semi in Cardiff is true it's a shame he didn't get a hold of the little runt. I've also heard the stuff about him hiding behind Calzaghe as well Sonatine. He also seemed proud that he broke into Jon Arne Riise's hotel room when the bloke was asleep to smack him about with a golf club, as if it made him a hardman. Fucking knacker.

Aye the blokes a fucking winnet implying our lot are fickle. They're acting like the stick Pardew was getting was completely out of order, Moyes didn't manage to go through a spell of form anywhere near as bad as Pardew and you'd think he was the worst manager to have ever lived according to the media and Man Utd 'fans', Liverpool fans are turning on the bloke who took them to fucking 2nd in the league after an inconsistent spell while missing his 2 top goalscorers from last year, yet we're the fickle ones. Hasn't he got to go do some dogging the weird cunt.