Howay

Fucking FIFA man, they don't even bother trying to pretend they're not a corrupt joke and come out with some shite like 'we have found some anomalies and will investigate further but it is not a bad as previously thought', they just come out and go ahhhh it's all fine as if anyone will fucking believe that man. The 2018 voting was dodgy but 2022 is just astounding, how the fuck they can expect anyone to believe it wasn't a corrupt bidding process I've no idea. Then again I'm sure they don't give a flying fuck as according to the quote Ewerk put up the next step in the process is to appeal to the fucking FIFA appeal panel I wonder what that completely impartial investigation of the investigation will find out.

Aye, I think the only question mark against him is he hasn't built something long term. Comes in spends loadsa money on players in their prime, wins stuff then fucks off. Not that it's a bad thing the blokes fantastic at doing it, maybe he will stay at Chelsea and build something as this is probably his youngest squad.

It's probably someones mother as well

Its specially fitted to rapid fire cheesy chips at a high rate into the toothless dole wallers in the picture.

You posting the answers up tomorrow mate?

Aye Taylors bopping in front of the goalie is a fucking joke, especially as he knocks it on the head and tries to 'disrupt' the wall a good length of time before the kick is taken anyway ensuring that the only disruption he has caused is just the goalies jealousy of Taylors pearly whites.

Aye I enjoyed interstellar as well, it was bonkers mind.

Aye, if the story about Shearer trying to drive up to Glasgow to knock him out after Bellamy had sent text laughing about us losing 4-1 to Man U in the Cup semi in Cardiff is true it's a shame he didn't get a hold of the little runt. I've also heard the stuff about him hiding behind Calzaghe as well Sonatine. He also seemed proud that he broke into Jon Arne Riise's hotel room when the bloke was asleep to smack him about with a golf club, as if it made him a hardman. Fucking knacker.

Aye the blokes a fucking winnet implying our lot are fickle. They're acting like the stick Pardew was getting was completely out of order, Moyes didn't manage to go through a spell of form anywhere near as bad as Pardew and you'd think he was the worst manager to have ever lived according to the media and Man Utd 'fans', Liverpool fans are turning on the bloke who took them to fucking 2nd in the league after an inconsistent spell while missing his 2 top goalscorers from last year, yet we're the fickle ones. Hasn't he got to go do some dogging the weird cunt.

Aye sends them into a frothing rage. They simply cant compete with 160,000 cheering Geordies packing the stands week in, week out. Pardew needs to knock it on the head mind, it's not like the fans discontent is/was unwarranted ffs we've been among the worst teams in football for nearly a year.

Aye, his dislike of Shearer may have a bit to do with his comments as well. Agreed on the mackem point as well, they've barely played in Europe in their entire fucking history let alone the Champions League. Most of us know our place, we're not as big a club as Liverpool, they've won shed loads more but the Mackems are ten rungs behind us the dole wallers.

Not sure if Pardew has the bottle to play two up top, I'd like to see it if/when this current tactic begins to stall. I think Perez would do really well playing off Riviere as well due to all the knock downs he'd get.

Dummett looks a lot more comfortable at centre back and I hope Pardew sees that as his position from now on. Abeid put in another good performance, definitely ahead of Colback and Anita in the pecking order for me. Janmaat is improving game on game, really quality today don't mind him bombing forward against bottom feeders like West Beige Albion but hope he is a bit more cautious against better sides. Perez looks to be a really good option, far more direct and confident than Riviere and is clearly comfortable up top alone which is impressive for a 20 year old in his first Premiership season. What the fuck is going on? this lot really look like they can play football all of a sudden.

They're so fucking desperate to cling on any comments that "justify" their stance, the "I've always loved Bellers me" comments are so fucking pathetic it's untrue. If he opens up and gives them a dose of the 'truth' about their own club next week they'll all be spitting feathers, then again they simply aren't a team that are worth discussing they're irrelevant and have to say things like "it's near Newcastle" when someone asks where they're from when they're on holiday. I liked Bellamy when he played for us but he is a wanker, his comments smell of someone trying to grab some headlines and it seems to have worked for him.

Level on points with Man utd, shows how crap the rest of the league has been mind.

Janmaat is having a stormer. Quality crossing from him all day.

Perez is looking to be some player mind, unreal how quick he has taken to the league as well.

Agreed, clearly doesn't want to be there. Who can blame him after the shambles of a birthday he had to endure.

And I'm sure ESSSSSSSSSSSSSEMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE was one of them. The mackem phlegm.

Nightcrawler. Thought it was class, Gyllenhaal was excellent in it the creepy bastard.

Cheers, Sinbad

Aye there's too much shite in the league, I think Villa will be safe as they have lads like Benteke and Agbonlahor who could find form and pull them out the mire a bit. It's a shame like and I'd love to see them go down but I think they'll turn it round enough. They do have some younger players I wouldn't mind seeing us try and sign if they did go down though.

Aye it's brilliant. Got a good laugh when Balotelli come jogging onto the pitch almost missing the 2nd half kick off, the lad is a talent but he needs a certain type of manager and Rodgers clearly isn't the type (not saying Rodgers is bad, he's a good manager just isn't right for Balotelli).