Howay

They need to knock it on the head linking us to all these good coaches, it'll make it all the more frustrating when we get some old nobber we'd all thought had given up on a career in football.

Probably why Barton got shipped out in the end, The King remembers those who question him. To be fair they did start the match with 2 up top and then after taking the lead and being all over Dover in the first half they changed to 1 up top and played a bit deeper so he had an impact on the game for sure.

Ben Arfa would fancy his chances in an all you can eat race at Lau's buffet though.

When was the last time Ashley ever said something on record about the football side of things? This list of 5 is just made up fluff by the papers who are yet again in the dark. Aye, a lot of Palace fans seem to think he was responsible for finding our better signings.

I can't see it happening, if it does then Ashley is just costing himself a load of money with the inevitable relegation that would follow the appointment. As I said before I don't even feel confident this bloke can pick up the points needed to see out this season, let alone have a full season in charge. His decision making is fucking woeful and he's possibly more of a prick than Pardew. I think Ashley will appoint a proper manager tbh, the Hughton thing worked well but Hughton was pretty highly regarded as a coach anyway I've never heard similar said of Charver Carver.

On the evidence of these two games (against 2 of the worst in the division) we're really going to struggle to stay up with Carver. If that rumour about Tuchel has any truth in it I really hope Ashley is persuasive enough to get him to cut his sabbatical short.

Okay and? No one on here wanted Carver to be Manager, he's as thick and as much a cunt as the prick that just left. Hopefully he follows his grey haired mate out the door sharpish and we can get a professional in who can get a team playing half decent football and doesn't let his side get turned over 4-0 with alarming regularity.

There was an article somewhere about the Palace fan response to him, putting aside the usual stereotypical guff about us expecting to be in the Champions League every year a couple mentioned how great he is at finding players, mentioning Perez in particular as an astute find by him and this morning they were linked with Yaya Sanogo .

Good riddance you horrible cunt of a man. Wish relegation on them.

They haven't even played a fucking game!

Don't think anyone thought Carver was better. Carver's just a fat, slightly thicker, charver version of Pardew. I don't want him at the club either.

Says a lot about Pardew (and the level of our staff) as well that Woodman is supposedly the bloke he is desperate to bring with him to Palace.

Probably been about 20 shots on target in that spell.

Aye the Armstrong thing is fucking baffling. We have a lad that is shorter but has a high skill level playing just off the striker, so you bring on an even shorter and low skill level version for him to play off? fucking hell.

Aye fuck off Alnwick and take Carver with you, neither can do their job tbh. Everytime the kid dives for a ball his arms are flailing everywhere, no control at all, no awareness of his posts, no control of his box, I don't know how the fuck this kid has trained for this long to play in goal he can't even do the most basic goalkeeping things. Carver subbing on a left back for a left winger with a 12m left winger sat on the bench gives a good insight into how Pardew thought he was king.

They need to hurry up and get a loan in the second the window opens. This kid is a fucking embarrassment he has been a fucking joke today.

For a goalkeeper Alnwick is very unaware of where his posts are.

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But one season aside we've been watching shit football and finishing 10th or lower. Pardew deserves no thanks for the job he did, he was in the managerial graveyard when he came and from one good season and a couple of poor seasons (considering some of the players he has had) has managed to convince people he's a decent option as manager.

Spot on.

Give it to Ketsbaia with Asprilla as assistant and just go fucking mental.

Spot on, my hope is that we manage to get someone that can get the team playing some decent football for a change and not get fucking turned over on a regular basis. Sick to the back teeth of listening to Pardew's fucking drivel every week, his constant excuses, his self congratulations when the team is doing well and lack of responsibility when the team is doing bad, watching games that are shite when we lose and shite to watch when we win. Good fucking riddance.

Glad we have Ryder on the beat to chase the news. Getting too big for Remi now eh.

Even if he did manage it he got made a complete fool of with some of his tactical decisions far more often. Far too many 5-0, 4-0 and 3-0 howkings tbh, we rarely manage a 2-0 win let alone giving other teams a good hiding under him the blokes a fucking embarrassment.