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Williamson and gouffran combining to show their class there. Pair of useless cunts

Fucking hell.

That too.

The amount of no mark slapheads in our coaching staff man, surely the North Easts finest could hide in among that lot to get an exclusive on bottle gate.

He is a shocking dresser mind. Bottle-gate is a non-starter tbh, I'd do worse than kick a bottle if I had his talent and had to be coached by fucking knuckle draggers like Carver and Stone. As long as Carver is playing him I don't think there's much to worry about, it's if he stops playing him like Pardew did so Obertan/Gouffran can play that will be worrying.

I'm not sure it's just as easy as "you have to want to win the ball" when the bloke you're trying to challenge for the ball is 6' 7".

Honestly at this point it could be a fan in his shirt and there'd be little drop off, he does fuck all. He doesn't have the physical side to play the defensive side and he also doesn't have the skill to make up for his lack of physicality so he's just a bit meh. I'd rather give Abeid chances to play than persist in hoping there's a player in there at this point.

Utterly dull performance, no doubt we'll suffer a similar wank display against Palace before the dismal run of howkings we have coming up.

Fuck off man, missed 2 very good chances especially Obertans, Williamson then proving he's an utter moron and that lanky streak of piss scores again. Fucking shocking.

Cabella off for Obertan fucking hell man

38% possession in that first half at home against Stoke ffs. Stoke look their typical dirty bastard selves and it seems again that Cabella is most likely to make something happen, good thing Pardew thought he wasn't good enough for all these months.

I know Kinnear had a rough time getting players over the line, so if old rubber neck had a rough time of it I'd say it's canny difficult.

He'd not fit our system at all anway, he demands far too much money for transfers and player wages. I know Ashley apparently tried to get him in the past but that was before we had these sort of caps etc iirc.

What's the look meant to be? legged it away from the local pack of wild staffy terriers on the way to his sisters house?

Watched this the other week and enjoyed it too. The contrast of seeing that half drunk ex-special forces British bloke banging on about how no one gives a fuck about the gorillas and the locals just pretend to care because they're sitting on vast natural resources with the lad who worked with the gorillas everyday was powerful. Powerful documentary.

I'd "like to think" I'm Kate Uptons choice, let's hope Carvers hopes are just as unlikely.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/555608/Newcastle-Hull-John-Carver-team-s-choice-manager Fuck this and fuck him.

They get some top experience... In fact I'd rather they just play for the reserves.

We fucking won 3-0 anyway man you crazy bastard! He was never going to start coming off playing that many games and travelling anyway and he still even ended up being brought on. You daft mackem wank.

Aye it does look like it could have been accidental from just the incident.

Nah he meant it like, him and that lad had been winding each other up all game. Bertrand had shoved him away and they'd been arguing after a whistle about five minutes before he did that.

But it does seem as if we should be allowed in the AFCON or the Asian cup. FIFA really are a bunch of cunts!

Taylor will be in full kit wanker mode for the next 3 month after seeing that