Howay

Fucking class. "Ah had to laugh, like, Big Andy Carroll said it with fists to my singing black and white canary, Stevie Taylor, but young Cameron was being a bit more subtle using yours truly for revenge"

What a cock end man, he should shut his fucking mouth. I'm sick of these cunts telling the fans to get behind the side, the fans of this team have managed well over 45k attendances the entire Ashley reign which is completely undeserved from the ambition being shown by the ownership. The only way fans can show their displeasure is by chanting things like "are you Pardew in disguise" and that chant was completely warranted, he tried the same gutless approach his former boss regularly used, he was also present for most of Pardew's reign and is just as culpable as Pardew in the whole being a total wanker stakes. The bloke is unqualified for his position.

Fucking football man, must have been about 19!

He must have been on decent money before this contract anyway, his transfer fee was mental and iirc someone on here spotted him in a Lamborghini a few year back.

I agreed to watch it as I thought at least I could look at Megan Fox but it was fucking horrific, turned it off around the time she starts giving the bullshit backstory about how they were her pets. Watched that new Chris Rock film Top Five, thought it was canny tbh. I guess it's a similar theme to the Birdman one of an actor in an identity crisis but I enjoyed it far more, as Rock was good and anything with Tracy Morgan in is worth a laugh. Wee Bey Brice was also in it for a bit for the Wire fans.

It's just hard because teams like Chelsea can field their 'back ups' with blokes like Schrulle etc and it's seen as fine because those type of players would walk into the starting 11's of 75% of the league, yet when a team like Villa play their back ups it's fielding a weakened side because it's judged as putting out a side that's below Prem standard. I just think it should be up to the manager tbh, once the competition starts getting to the later rounds people will start taking it more seriously anyway (mind Arsenal played all their kids a few year ago all the way up to the final or semi final iirc and got praised for it because their kids are good but tbh it's still fielding a weakened side). I think it's also a bit harsh on the lads who get a chance to play in the cup and are normally back ups as it's like the FA coming and saying they're a bit shit.

Aye, it's a fucking crease tbh. I love that no matter how shit we seem to be they always manage to do worse, during the season we were in the championship they were fucking rank then we got promoted and give them a kicking. A population completely stuck in the 1980's fashion wise, I always imagine the average mackem to have that orange wotsit dust around their mouth, fingertips and the collar of their Sunderland top (a Reg Vardy 'classic' of course). Along with a nice pair of ill fitting jeans and some black reebok classics. This is how I always imagine that Daddyscock fella that pops on here now and again as he batters the keyboard in the Pennywell community library. They have to watch utter bilge like Vergini, Brown, Bridcutt and co. Their desperation shows when they try to cling to fucking anything, like when Altidore come along they welcomed any Americans onto the board with glee, before they all realized that Altidore isn't a footballer and the Americans began to make (albeit ridiculous) claims that Altidore needed to be at a better club . It's also funny as fuck how they cling on to Feyenoord in all since their fans don't like us either due to a few kickings we gave them in Europe. Like you say, we have this awful stewardship at the moment and it's depressing but the list of horrible stuff we can aim at the tramps down the road is staggering compared to what they can come up with about us (normally it's pretty limited to being deluded, expecting too much, no one else likes them either etc). I really hope we beat them in this coming derby and Carver does a big knee slide like that plonker Di Canio did, they'd lose their fucking minds if that happened .

Aye it's another one of their daft myths, they've had tonnes of managers in recent years as well. They really are a fucking woeful side like, they completely deserve to go down due to how utterly shit they have been for years now just scraping survival each year. Like Alex says I fully expect the useless cunts to somehow manage another win over us, it's the one thing I'd hope Carver could get them up for but tbh the knacker has been here all along and we've took twatting off them recently.

I'm not either, it's just nice to have a chance for a change rather than an indefinate future under Alan Pardew. Of course it could be Carver but tbh that's no worse than an indefinate future under Pardew for me as it shows the same sort of ambition and probably a somewhat similar brand/quality of football.

Aye that season we come 5th was the combination of a lot of fortunate things coming together. We went a full season with very few injuries, Cabaye and Tiote were utterly class together and Ba was scoring at a nigh on unsustainable rate, which ended just in time for Cisse to come in and start scoring at an unsustainable rate. I do give Pardew credit for that season as he was definitely part of it but we never really dominated many teams that year, we hung on to 1 goal leads more often then not. Iirc it was also an odd season with Chelsea and Liverpool being pretty shit. I agree with HF in that not many can really do much worse than Pardew did, even though we all want more investment he had been given squads that should have played to a higher standard than they did (the season they come 5th aside), we went on historic losing streaks and took thumping after thumping. He regularly held players back, Cabella is a clear example he has been our best player since being brought back into the fold, Pardew fans can claim that dropping him from the side prompted him to work harder but that's a stretch imo as I don't think Pardew would have been giving him the game time Carver has been anyway. We also never really got to see the lad play too much before he was dropped and made only cameo appearances. The coaching staff at this club is a joke, the shite amount of chances we create is a marker of that, we've relied on players going through hot streaks rather than getting consistently decent performances out of them. Carver is wank no doubt but I'm still glad Pardew is gone, at least it gives the hope that we might see a decent coach come in (of course there is always the chance it'll just be Carver but tbh we'd mostly all given up hope with Pardew anyway so it's not like much would change in that respect). Perhaps they wont do a great deal better position wise (maybe hovering just below Euro spots) but we might actually enjoy watching football games which is something that has been a real rarity under the Pardew/Carver reign.

I'd almost forgotten he was on the pitch by the 2nd half, I'd not have noticed him if it wasn't for him constantly howking it down the pitch when under no pressure at all constantly giving possession away. He's even looking piss poor defensively these days so he serves no purpose whatsoever.

:lol: This club is fucking tragic man, I'm becoming increasingly worried that this knacker has a real shot at the job. I'm hoping Ashley will see that a bloke scraping survival with a point per game average isn't sustainable, but Ashley loves to roll the dice if it'll save him money. Carver is pathetically poor, his subs are genuinely more baffling than Pardews were, he consistently subs the most dangerous looking players of the game while keeping on the ones that are being either detrimental or simply doing fuck all and his touchline instructions are on about the same level as a player manager for a pub team. The team also really responded to his woeful decisions by actually playing worse than they were, which was a difficult thing to do given how fucking crap they'd been apart from that one piece of class from Janmaat and Cisse.

What mode has he been in all day up to stepping off the bus? Charver mode? He really is completely unqualified to be in the job.

Aye it's a thrill ride like.

We do play City, Man Utd, Everton, Arsenal, mackems, Spurs, Liverpool, Swansea and West Ham in those 13 games, most in a nice long row just to obliterate confidence with Carver probably yelling at them to stop being shit or other brilliant coaching advice. I still think we'll manage to stop up now but I think it's going to be more down to teams like Villa being shite than us picking up many more points.

That was fucking shocking, we were so useless in creating chances against an utterly shit team. The sad thing is when the team creates chances they seem to finish them but we create so few chances we really struggle to score. The possession is becoming really worrying under Carver as well, we only had 46% tonight against an Alan Pardew side and last week we struggled to get to 40% at home against Stoke, this blokes a fucking fraud in all.

That's 3 times in the last few minutes that gouffran has just blasted it up the pitch while under no pressure giving palace possession. What a fucking useless prick

Why does he sub cabella off every fucking game. We may as well have played this game with 10 men the impact that Gouffran has had on the game and he is going to play the full 90.

Williamson miles from his man. Suppose essembee will blame Janmaat for that one too

Aye Williamson has been shocking tonight. Wilkinson completely missing again as fucking usual.

Someone needs to have a word with Williamson and tell him to pack in shooting ffs. He is pathetically bad at it

Palace fan threw a coin at Colocinni, heard a couple yelling "hit him, hiiiit him" everytime Perez touches the ball. Quality club they suit Pardew to the ground the fourth rate bamps.

Class goal, brilliant header by Cisse and a quality ball in from essemmbees favorite player Janmaat.

The fucking state of Chamakh with his white face mask and balding mohawk