Howay

Aye, they're a train wreck. Carver has sat down btw so the game is over.

Nice of us to give Dzeko the stage to show he should be a starter, 2 assists and a goal in 21 minutes.

One bloke in the box FFS!

Aye, Colo has lost a lot of mobility and Williamson never had any so there's no chance they can keep up with these. Then City are doubling up on either side before Yaya and Fernandinho stroll past our mighty midfield midgets.

We shouldn't get off the bus next time we play these, we never give them a game.

It's a good thing we have a tactical mastermind as head coach to change things...

Going to be 6 this like.

Fucking hell I bet that free kick was made up by Carver, chance to get the ball in the box but instead we square it to our fucking left back for a 35 yard attempt.

Almost caught out a 2nd time there, this is going to be a right fucking kicking.

Dzeko with a nice incentive to play well or get dropped for Bony, a hat-trick off him today will help his claim.

Tim Krul's hair btw It hasn't changed but it's always worth a laugh.

After a tussle with wor john over bottle-gate?

I'd like to think so but Sociedad seem to be offering good money, rumours of them offering Ings 60k a week. Our 12k a week offer that's inevitable will look canny shit comparatively. Not saying we should offer Sammy mental money btw, just shows how fucking boneheaded letting his contract tick away is as they'd give him 500k a year more than us over a 4 year deal and it's effectively like buying a 2m player for them.

Cabella dropped after looking like our best player since he has been back in the side and Anita doesn't even deserve a spot on the bench the way he has been playing let alone fucking starting. Probably dropped Cabella and picked Gouffran on the old myth that Gouffran is a better defender but on recent evidence Cabella is better at that side of the game too.

I just don't get this club. They bang on about how they want youth coming through and he's been good enough to get runs in the side over the last couple of season and they're just letting his contract run down. It would be hard to replace him with the shite compo they'd get so it's just bizzare.

Thank fuck he has went to Villa, I really fucking hope they go down the beige cunts.

:lol Aye, if he has turned it around doesn't that mean we were doing fucking crap before? Or are they meaning he turned it round since losing his first 3 in a row to an almighty 1 win?

I saw an interview with the 3 main lads and they were talking about the episode where DeVito was stuck naked in a spring in a kids play park. They reckon he said he'd only do it if he got to actually be naked and if Charlie Day was the one that pulled the Y-fronts on him .

Aye it's class, the fact they're all mates just having a laugh as TRS said helps. Mac getting fat for a season just because they thought it would be hilarious rather than needing it for the plot being a good example . Danny De Vito is the topping on the cake the mental bastard.

Hope you're right Parky, a full season under this bloke would be grim.

Aye this whole charm offensive I guess they're attempting is a good indication of that. "Carver is qualified we promise" despite the fact he's fucking useless. They're welcome to give the potato headed lug a full season it'll just end up costing them fucking millions in the inevitable relegation though, so saving the million quid or so on a capable replacements wages will end up not being worth it for lard arse and his rent boy Charnley.

What a complete prick

Probably just be a no show again the fucking useless prick.

Think we all saw this coming, how depressingly inevitable.

Better call Saul seems canny the first few episodes btw.