Howay

Hit the tanning beds in Walkergate. Why cant this fella spell Nolberto?

Aye. The way some media outlets and people are going on about Pardew it's as if they have forgetten he was here for 4 fucking year, we got his full range and know what he's like. Pardew would have walked off to Palace regardless of fan backing or pressure tbh, he's went back to London and will be on more money. I'm still glad he's gone.

Total bunch of fucking cunts. Not that we didn't already know it but to hear it outright from Jonas is sickening tbh and iirc they kept denying it as well didn't they? He's also better than a fair few of the current squad (Gouffran in particular).

Aye he is and he is a part of it.

I'm still glad he's gone. They can keep enjoying him, hopefully they get to suffer the cunt as long as we had too.

It just makes no sense, I get the "he's the cheap option" argument but ultimately it's going to end in relegation or a bunch of panic buys every January to try and narrowly avoid it. Just when we're finishing paying off the fat cunt for the last relegation debacle we're being put in a position where there's a chance he might do something that will clearly increase future relegation possibilities.

Would be class mind, talk sport exclusive "wheyy I didn't think he meant me man Collymore mate"

It's also yet another indication Carver isn't fit for the job, basically coming out and calling the players shite with 9 games to go isn't the best plan. Especially considering he's the most useless cunt of all.

Hopefully the bulk of the clear out is Carver and the rest of the pathetically shit coaching staff the club employs.

Must admit I feel similar when I think about Carver getting the position full time.

That about sums up my feelings towards it as well. I'd be happy with a proper well stocked squad, with competition for places from lower quality/youth players. Our squad is a fucking joke and has been for a while tbh, the season we managed 5th with a fairly thin squad and all they brought in was Vernon fucking Anita was the start of it. We were thin at the back before they let Mbiwa and Santon leave, everyone could see that tbh and I can't see how much lower the Santon fee would have been with 6 month less on his contract anyway. I'd just really like us to bring in a talented coaching staff, it would be better for the fans and for Ashley as he'd get more for the players if they shone because at the moment pretty much all of them are decreasing in value.

Called stalkers rather than supporters iirc.

If they go down and he is found guilty they'll never hear the end of it mind. He'll get plenty of abuse from the travelling fans, hopefully it puts him off scoring his usual 30 yard raker against us rather than make him work hard for one.

The main bloke striding round like he has just shit in his pants doesn't help either.

I think the ref just saw a two footed challenge and that was it, it had no power behind it but the stupid fucker meant to go in two footed as he quite often seems to get himself in a paddy when he is having a frustrating game and someone with pace is showing him up. The lack of protestations from him said it all, looked the same as when he kicked over Suarez and a few other of his pointless sendings off. Our back four is embarrassingly bad now, it was shit enough with Colocinni there nevermind having to have a fucking fullback in alongside Williamson. Tragic.

Really shite today. Colo is a bellend and it's not the first time he has lost his rag like a bairn and got himself sent off, utterly shit captain tbh. Gouffran is just a fucking joke now, first off cutting inside on the edge of our own box and then kicking Lennon over when he was heading out of the box and had multiple defenders on him how the fuck does he start man? Riviere is fucking junk, what a useless player. I think we looked a fair bit better, in that we completed some forward passes, when Jonas, Cabella and Perez come on. Carver is a cock, he has no right to be in the position he is in. I also thought Everton looked fucking crap but we were so appalling that they were basically gifted a win, the first goal was a woeful shot that Krul completely fucked up, the second was comic stuff from Gouffran, the third goal was canny play by Barkley to be fair but I think most on here could run backwards and still outpace Williamson so it doesn't say a lot. I think the whole squad needs to work on positioning, unless they just cant be arsed. It's lucky we've picked up enough points to be pretty much safe as there's no way Carver can manage this lot to many more points. Also want to thank Mike for successfully thinning the squad because we were managing fine before January, it's going to be fantastic watching the end to the season now our wank hair cutted bellend of a captain has went and got himself banned. Time to see how fantastic these youth players we've been getting told are unbelievable for the last few seasons are. This derby is going to be fucking tragic mind, the FA should cancel the match as it's going to be detrimental for the league if anyone watches.

The gus bus has broken down.

I just like how he will completely ignore all these posts and post another update soon. Where did lanky mackem pig Kevin Kyle walk his dog today essseemmmbeeeeeeee?

Aye we stand a chance attracting someone over Wolfsburg and Spurs. It's not even like we can say we'd offer the most money anymore.

"Can wu use less pickle on the cheese and pickle sandwiches next time? It aggravates me heart borrn" "Motion to use less pickle denied, cockeyed Mala prefers extra pickle" "Furrfuckssakeman"

Mala gets me everytime and the daft shite does fuck all.

Aye that does make it a tough decision to be fair.