Howay

Aye, we're in the position of simply hoping we've put enough distance between us and them. It'll be tight but I think we will stay up and Carver will deserve exactly zero credit.

Fair argument, I'm hoping he learnt from that. I just can't see how there's any sense to the appointment, I don't even see Carver being capable enough of talking his way into it like I'm sure Pardew did, just looking at the cunt dissolves confidence as he looks utterly fucking paggered man.

Aye, that's why I still don't think it'll happen and will be shocked if it does. It makes no sense whatsoever, there are cheap options out there if that's what he's after. This path only leads to relegation which wipes out all the effort since our last relegation to become profitable, this is akin to him making a random charver that works in a sports direct show COO of the whole company, it simply wont end well and it is surely obvious to even Ashley.

Aye 2 wins out of 14 under him, that's with the squad we have now. If they appointed Carver then I think it's fair to say they wont be bothering investing much back into the squad, I think those 2 wins out of 14 would end up looking like a brilliant record compared to the first 14 of next year.

Ashley will surprise me of how little he has learnt if that is true and it'd be worth betting on Newcastle to go down next season if it turns out to be true. I will not understand anyone going to games next season if he is put in charge. Unbelievable.

Aye Burr is class. His podcasts are mint too, even though he's talking alot about ice hockey recently it's still a crease. Saying Montreal fans cant afford to buy tickets because they spend all their money on blue blazers, loafers and pocket squares .

Aye I agree.

"Oh and errr John my saaahn, run along and get the king a cup of tea wiww yaa. After that hand the bibs out, put the cones out and then polish up the big dogs dancing shoes, I'm hitting tiger tiger up, don't faaakin bothaa askin if you can come again"

This bloke is fucking class, why do they even bother coming out with shite like this? If they're going to do it then we'll know when it's done, no one will be getting their hopes up because Mike and Lee know it's an important summer ffs. Mentioning Southampton as an example as well ffs, there's a big, big gap there John and having a coaching staff consisting of utter knackers like you is a good part of the reason.

Never been relegated either iirc. Seems perfect for big Mike.

Aye, I think it's a safer bet. Ex-Prem manager who would be available on the cheap, fits with past appointments tbh. I'd of course love to see an interesting manager who has an entertaining system he can put in place but like you say I think a bellend like O'Leary is much more likely, seems like Ashley packed in watching football 10-15 year ago and doesn't know anyone about now.

It really is! http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/apr/12/alan-pardew-credit-revival-crystal-palace-newcastle-united There's another one, it honestly reads like a piss take but he's being serious. That writer actually looks like the lad who was picked last for the kick around "fucking hell we get Ingle again man, mickey are you sure your little brother doesn't fancy playing again? Nah? fuck' sake man. Your in goal again Ingle you spanner". The 'well if you take his points over the entire season he has had a good season' is fucking bizzare, they're like children man. He had a few new players and a frustrated squad so got on a little run after a bad start, then left and took over a struggling club when the form took another dip here, turned things around in a new manager bump and is still riding that wave. It's fucking bollocks man, and honestly it's getting irritating because like I said none of these people will be held accountable for this bollocks. Edit: This is what I mean: " Pardew had lost his two best players, Loïc Rémy and Yohan Cabaye, and also suffered bad luck during games. “He might yet turn things round,” I argued. Unsurprisingly, I was hammered by the club’s fans. Since taking charge at Palace, Pardew has won eight of 12 Premier League games, drawing one and losing three" Right so you were wrong? he didn't fucking turn things around did he? he had a brief win streak and then it went back to shite. Him fucking off and doing well somewhere else isn't turning things around. These plebs actually think they're clamping everyone with utter crap like this. Also the 'Bad luck during games' is just another fucking excuse, we were shite for yonks man and we very rarely controlled games.

I intentionally made other plans so I don't end up just putting this on like I usually do. Take that Ashley.

Aye that'll be about right. The whole 'he was seen at the last match' thing is fast becoming the new 'seen in Greggs on Northumberland street'.

:lol: This Alan Pardew thing is completely fucking out of hand. This shows that most of these young journalists know absolutely fuck all about the sport, they clearly haven't kept track of the quality of our play or results over the last two years as well as being seemingly oblivious to new manager bumps. Souness started his tenure at us with a 10 match unbeaten run, he was fucking lifting though wasn't he. I'm comfortable that the facts back up our argument that he is a rank average manager at best who has a tendency to fall out with his most talented players. He was on his way to the management graveyard at a fairly young age after being booted out of a League one club before our dickhead owner recognized him as a cheap option, he should have been fired on at least two occasions from us before he eventually moved. I can't wait until they go down, I have zero expectations that these hypocritical cunts will apologise for the fucking bilge they're spouting at the moment when it all goes tits up.

Maybe he really loves seeing all of his best players he had brought through get cherry picked from him, if so it's a cert. Of course he's most definitely completely fucking sick of that and will end up somewhere like Man City or similar where he can hold onto his players. In other words nee fucking chance, we'll end up with some cheap pratt we'd all long forgotten about.

Aye that's the sad reality tbh, it's been a long long time since we saw a proper game of football played by Newcastle. Even when we win we're mostly shite and end up clinging on at the end anyway. Fanks Mikey.

Can't say I'd ever forgive him. Him finally investing enough money into the playing side, getting and keeping us competitive all leading to something improbable like winning a title like the Fish outlined would make me moan less about him and pipe down but I'd never forgive him. Too much bad blood tbh, he has done too many actions to harm the clubs history and fan base. Agree with Ewerk's point that he has fuck all to offer besides money, any upturn on the pitch would simply be on account of him being less of a greedy cunt and arguably just doing what a football club owner really should be doing (from a fans perspective). No one would have begrudged him trying to get the club to profitability but it's the cut throat way he has done it that has made his position unforgivable.

Agree fully, if he was as good as what he beleives then he should be head and shoulders above the shite around him, he simply isn't though. I can't help but feel the captaincy role was given to him in the same way it was handed to Cabaye, but I can't see how a lazy prick who thinks he's Yaya Toure in his own head is inspiring our band of winnets on to safety.

Footballers are odd man. Want a move so they stop bothering and play shite.

Nice to see another negative story completely avoided by Ryder, he's chuffed to be back in the fold the brown nosing little tosser.

Conceded 17 in that time as well, it's a fucking disgrace.

Aye, basically what the Mackems have done with Advocaat. Carver has no business being where he is, a half decent manager would have had us miles from relegation at this point rather than where we're basically hoping the one below cant make up the gap from February.

It's staggering he was trusted to close the season out. It always surprises me the risk Ashley is willing to take with his investment as well, shows how little he has learned really.