Howay

Maybe he really loves seeing all of his best players he had brought through get cherry picked from him, if so it's a cert. Of course he's most definitely completely fucking sick of that and will end up somewhere like Man City or similar where he can hold onto his players. In other words nee fucking chance, we'll end up with some cheap pratt we'd all long forgotten about.

Aye that's the sad reality tbh, it's been a long long time since we saw a proper game of football played by Newcastle. Even when we win we're mostly shite and end up clinging on at the end anyway. Fanks Mikey.

Can't say I'd ever forgive him. Him finally investing enough money into the playing side, getting and keeping us competitive all leading to something improbable like winning a title like the Fish outlined would make me moan less about him and pipe down but I'd never forgive him. Too much bad blood tbh, he has done too many actions to harm the clubs history and fan base. Agree with Ewerk's point that he has fuck all to offer besides money, any upturn on the pitch would simply be on account of him being less of a greedy cunt and arguably just doing what a football club owner really should be doing (from a fans perspective). No one would have begrudged him trying to get the club to profitability but it's the cut throat way he has done it that has made his position unforgivable.

Agree fully, if he was as good as what he beleives then he should be head and shoulders above the shite around him, he simply isn't though. I can't help but feel the captaincy role was given to him in the same way it was handed to Cabaye, but I can't see how a lazy prick who thinks he's Yaya Toure in his own head is inspiring our band of winnets on to safety.

Footballers are odd man. Want a move so they stop bothering and play shite.

Nice to see another negative story completely avoided by Ryder, he's chuffed to be back in the fold the brown nosing little tosser.

Conceded 17 in that time as well, it's a fucking disgrace.

Aye, basically what the Mackems have done with Advocaat. Carver has no business being where he is, a half decent manager would have had us miles from relegation at this point rather than where we're basically hoping the one below cant make up the gap from February.

It's staggering he was trusted to close the season out. It always surprises me the risk Ashley is willing to take with his investment as well, shows how little he has learned really.

I can't really see Burnley and QPR gaining the 9 points or so they'd need in their remaining 5-6 games, it's embarrassing that that's what is going to keep us up mind, as like you say I'm not really seeing us picking up many more points. There should be a full clear out of the first team staff and a good amount of these players, there wont be because of the bloke who owns the club but the past couple of years have been a complete and utter embarrassment.

I turned it off at half time, very pleased I did. Fuck watching this lot for the rest of the season, if Ashley is going to waste every bodies time by having Carver for half a fucking season there's no point watching. The players want to be utterly embarrassed by themselves as well mind, no pride, no nothing, I understand Carver is hopeless but they don't even resemble people that play football professionally, they can't even fucking pass, tackle or position themselves man.

Lovren is fucking shite btw, that was a pen all day and the replay there of Perez handballing it then backheeling it showed lovren sticking his hand onto Perez's head They're lucky we're so fucking shite because their defence is rank.

That looked like a pen tbh, Lovren going in like Williamson there.

They just don't look as if they should be in the same division as Liverpool, they're a step behind all over the park, late into every tackle which is giving away tonnes of free kicks, just passing the ball right back to Liverpool players any time they get it. Utter utter shite, going off after the first half tbh.

I fucking hate watching Obertan try and play football, is it not time they just get rid of him ffs.

The defence are doing little more than creating an offside line, there's fuck all tackling going on.

The commentator there man "Obertan, not able to tackle him because he was in the penalty area", aye that's the reason.

There you go Rayvin, took 8 minutes.

Reminds me of that bit on Anchorman where he goes into the bar and Danny Trejo talks to him in English and after it Will Ferrell goes "I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish". I fully expect a similar situation has played out where Janmaat has explained something tactically to a confused and slightly irritated looking Carver only to hear "ahhm sorry maate, Stone lad you speak any Dutch, or whatever?".

Any reason for them hoying it out? they getting in the way of more eye level areas for sports direct logos or something?

Aye, under Pardew this would be the type of game he'd win to go on a little run to average out the shitty run we've had. Under Carver this will be exactly what we are all thinking going in, we'll be so deep in our own half that the ball will barely make it past the half way line. This could get embarrassing for a normal side, 4-0 or so, however as we've suffered that sort of beating in alarming amounts over the last few year we'll all move on after this embarrassment. Carver to inevitably blame the players genetic make up again.

"It's dead easy if you're dealing with a British club" This bloke would be fucking hilarious if he was anywhere else but here. He's so full of shite it's painful, I'll tell you what it is John it's 3 fucking years of you running the coaching and constant weakening of the squad that has us playing Sammy Ameobi and Yoann Gouffran ffs. This is the second time he has had a pop at the players since the mackems game, brilliant coaching yet again, makes you wonder how he does it behind the scenes and has been doing it for the last few year. This bloke has absolutely no right to have a job at a professional football club, what a cunt.

Aye Rob Green showing his class yet again .

I think Mako's flounce was because the receptionist (Kevin Kyle) clocked that Mako had 2 overdue rentals of "Peyytarr reeeyyyds party bus" out on vhs from the Pennywell community library, so Kyle enforced the nee computaaa rewul. Plus he owed two eye Bob 50p for the panda pop he lent him last week, 2 strikes that is