Howay

No one in this starting 11 has scored since Feb 8th, we're fucking class.

Aye you're right, caught the tail end of it there. Hope they enjoyed that bless them, we'd have had them 20 times in a row if they would have stayed in the same fucking league as us.

The mackems plane flew over to very little fan fare and no camera turned to it. Should have spent the money elsewhere lads

Be fucking hilarious when they start booing.

Aye Carver will be full of it tonight "true fans turned out today" etc. They best sit glued to their seats when Spurs start winning because I don't know what else they expect out of this.

Aye, leaving when the team is losing is pointless as this has fuck all to do with the game, they should have all stayed away it's not like this is going to be any good to watch. In fact I'm switching off and going out just wanted to see if people would stay away.

CT will be rubbing his hands hoping there's not many keeping away.

They'll be in the concourses, just hoping for at most an attendance of 40,000 probably being too hopeful there though.

I really hope people stay away. I don't think those that go deserve any abuse (not saying people are saying that) but Gemmill was spot on when he said that those that do attend can keep quiet about Ashley in future, there is a thought out protest going on and it's not like the game will be worth watching so they're actively choosing to avoid a protest by attending a thoroughly unenjoyable match.

Aye, we're in the position of simply hoping we've put enough distance between us and them. It'll be tight but I think we will stay up and Carver will deserve exactly zero credit.

Fair argument, I'm hoping he learnt from that. I just can't see how there's any sense to the appointment, I don't even see Carver being capable enough of talking his way into it like I'm sure Pardew did, just looking at the cunt dissolves confidence as he looks utterly fucking paggered man.

Aye, that's why I still don't think it'll happen and will be shocked if it does. It makes no sense whatsoever, there are cheap options out there if that's what he's after. This path only leads to relegation which wipes out all the effort since our last relegation to become profitable, this is akin to him making a random charver that works in a sports direct show COO of the whole company, it simply wont end well and it is surely obvious to even Ashley.

Aye 2 wins out of 14 under him, that's with the squad we have now. If they appointed Carver then I think it's fair to say they wont be bothering investing much back into the squad, I think those 2 wins out of 14 would end up looking like a brilliant record compared to the first 14 of next year.

Ashley will surprise me of how little he has learnt if that is true and it'd be worth betting on Newcastle to go down next season if it turns out to be true. I will not understand anyone going to games next season if he is put in charge. Unbelievable.

Aye Burr is class. His podcasts are mint too, even though he's talking alot about ice hockey recently it's still a crease. Saying Montreal fans cant afford to buy tickets because they spend all their money on blue blazers, loafers and pocket squares .

Aye I agree.

"Oh and errr John my saaahn, run along and get the king a cup of tea wiww yaa. After that hand the bibs out, put the cones out and then polish up the big dogs dancing shoes, I'm hitting tiger tiger up, don't faaakin bothaa askin if you can come again"

This bloke is fucking class, why do they even bother coming out with shite like this? If they're going to do it then we'll know when it's done, no one will be getting their hopes up because Mike and Lee know it's an important summer ffs. Mentioning Southampton as an example as well ffs, there's a big, big gap there John and having a coaching staff consisting of utter knackers like you is a good part of the reason.

Never been relegated either iirc. Seems perfect for big Mike.

Aye, I think it's a safer bet. Ex-Prem manager who would be available on the cheap, fits with past appointments tbh. I'd of course love to see an interesting manager who has an entertaining system he can put in place but like you say I think a bellend like O'Leary is much more likely, seems like Ashley packed in watching football 10-15 year ago and doesn't know anyone about now.

It really is! http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/apr/12/alan-pardew-credit-revival-crystal-palace-newcastle-united There's another one, it honestly reads like a piss take but he's being serious. That writer actually looks like the lad who was picked last for the kick around "fucking hell we get Ingle again man, mickey are you sure your little brother doesn't fancy playing again? Nah? fuck' sake man. Your in goal again Ingle you spanner". The 'well if you take his points over the entire season he has had a good season' is fucking bizzare, they're like children man. He had a few new players and a frustrated squad so got on a little run after a bad start, then left and took over a struggling club when the form took another dip here, turned things around in a new manager bump and is still riding that wave. It's fucking bollocks man, and honestly it's getting irritating because like I said none of these people will be held accountable for this bollocks. Edit: This is what I mean: " Pardew had lost his two best players, Loïc Rémy and Yohan Cabaye, and also suffered bad luck during games. “He might yet turn things round,” I argued. Unsurprisingly, I was hammered by the club’s fans. Since taking charge at Palace, Pardew has won eight of 12 Premier League games, drawing one and losing three" Right so you were wrong? he didn't fucking turn things around did he? he had a brief win streak and then it went back to shite. Him fucking off and doing well somewhere else isn't turning things around. These plebs actually think they're clamping everyone with utter crap like this. Also the 'Bad luck during games' is just another fucking excuse, we were shite for yonks man and we very rarely controlled games.

I intentionally made other plans so I don't end up just putting this on like I usually do. Take that Ashley.

Aye that'll be about right. The whole 'he was seen at the last match' thing is fast becoming the new 'seen in Greggs on Northumberland street'.

:lol: This Alan Pardew thing is completely fucking out of hand. This shows that most of these young journalists know absolutely fuck all about the sport, they clearly haven't kept track of the quality of our play or results over the last two years as well as being seemingly oblivious to new manager bumps. Souness started his tenure at us with a 10 match unbeaten run, he was fucking lifting though wasn't he. I'm comfortable that the facts back up our argument that he is a rank average manager at best who has a tendency to fall out with his most talented players. He was on his way to the management graveyard at a fairly young age after being booted out of a League one club before our dickhead owner recognized him as a cheap option, he should have been fired on at least two occasions from us before he eventually moved. I can't wait until they go down, I have zero expectations that these hypocritical cunts will apologise for the fucking bilge they're spouting at the moment when it all goes tits up.