Howay

Oh aye I'm right there with you troop, he's akin to the mortal old crazy bloke at the pub that still yells abuse at Shola despite him not playing for us anymore. He must be close to realizing that no one is on his side and is sat there going "Aye you're spot on there John lad, if them daft cunts had of got behind the lads we'd have roared them on to a win over Spurs", then again it's John Carver.

We'll be buying him no doubt, his fee further reduced as he hasn't featured in a year. Lee is simply starting to build excitement for him like the good little lap-pig that he is.

Writing his run off? I don't think people are tbh everyone acknowledges that it's what is keeping us up but that was off the back of one of the worst 12 month periods many of us have seen, sort of diminishes the credit a fair bit. He was and is an about average manager, which he maintained by going on little win streaks in between months and months of humiliating kickings. We watched our team lose 2 home games in a row 3-0 to the mackems and 6-0 to Liverpool, I'll always be happy he is not connected with the club. Here's the form from Jan 1st 2014 until Oct 18th 2014 when the 5 game winning run took place: LLWDLLLWWLWLLLLLLWL-LDDLDLD 20 points out of 26 games is fucking horrific and 5 wins in a row makes it 35 out of 31 games which is about where we are now Consistently shit tbh.

Classy club. They can never, ever say that again if he is found guilty. When normal service is eventually resumed and we go back to cuffing them all the time they're going to have to find some other intangible marker to state they're the best at.

Not really a surprise tbh, he learnt from the king of excuses. At least the club are now maintaining consistency, of course that consistency is blaming the fans for most of the problems.

Is this bloke for real?

That's class.

I tend to agree with Fish that I can't see it happening. There is still that slight doubt though as Ashley is a massive bellend and for all his business acumen seems to be pretty daft when it comes to the football side of things. My fear is that Carver will somehow manage to muster up a speech (penned by a crack team of Ryder and Stone) where he points out that the team survived this season despite a record breaking 11 losses in a row to end the season but things can't possibly be as bad after a summers training as a (further depleted) squad. Charnley will nod as he's not sure if he's allowed to say no in Ashley's presence and that football mastermind's agreement will convince Mike that Carvs is the man to storm into the 2015/16 season making it a record shattering one.

He's that lad who come on a few week back and posted about 10 threads of "ideas to get Ashley out" one of which was for us to start going to mackem games. He was then called a mackem, threw a hissy fit and flounced. I guess he's given up on his flounce.

What a fucking crease. The idea of him clicking on a newsnow link to the interview, tongue out in concentration.

Imagine spending a portion of your dole to send a little plane with a banner over your rivals stadium rather than feeding your kids, new low tbh. Uncal Mick and co had the right idea, just draw FTM on a few bits of scrap paper from behind a woolworths (I assume they still have those seeing as it's the 80's there), fill the tank on your streets co-owned reliant robin and drive up to Newcastle and take some photeez of yourself holding up the signs. I think they got more attention tbh.

This is seriously fucking ridiculous man, this is the second time he has made a comment like that is it any wonder we're so fucking shit?

He's going to smash his former bosses records, Pardew will be gutted with record breaker john in charge.

Aye, no doubt they counted all the season ticket holders that didnt go etc. Complete cunts man.

Hope the people who turned up are thoroughly enjoying this one.

No one in this starting 11 has scored since Feb 8th, we're fucking class.

Aye you're right, caught the tail end of it there. Hope they enjoyed that bless them, we'd have had them 20 times in a row if they would have stayed in the same fucking league as us.

The mackems plane flew over to very little fan fare and no camera turned to it. Should have spent the money elsewhere lads

Be fucking hilarious when they start booing.

Aye Carver will be full of it tonight "true fans turned out today" etc. They best sit glued to their seats when Spurs start winning because I don't know what else they expect out of this.

Aye, leaving when the team is losing is pointless as this has fuck all to do with the game, they should have all stayed away it's not like this is going to be any good to watch. In fact I'm switching off and going out just wanted to see if people would stay away.

CT will be rubbing his hands hoping there's not many keeping away.

They'll be in the concourses, just hoping for at most an attendance of 40,000 probably being too hopeful there though.

I really hope people stay away. I don't think those that go deserve any abuse (not saying people are saying that) but Gemmill was spot on when he said that those that do attend can keep quiet about Ashley in future, there is a thought out protest going on and it's not like the game will be worth watching so they're actively choosing to avoid a protest by attending a thoroughly unenjoyable match.