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7 in a row for Prince John's record breakers.

What the fuck was Krul doing? trying to hand ball it in the mug.

Good finish from De Jong after a good ball from Colback.

It's incredible how we have went from such a safe position a few month back to really beung at risk. With Hull, the mackems and leicester all looking like they will get points today. No fight from our lot at all, looking like the '08/09 gaggle of cunts all over again

Why does he bring Armstrong on? It's like Pardew with the left back subs, "We're losing man John man worra wu dee?" "Whack big Adam on up top" "cracking John, works like a charm"

Just put it on to check the score right in time to see Swanseas 3rd, that's possibly the worst bit of defending I've ever seen.

Aye. The age of consent is 13 in Japan and that's about as relevant as France's age of consent in this matter. Tbh I don't really think it's all that great a 27 year old bloke shagging a 16 year old even though it's legal I'd still judge a mate that done that. The fact of the matter is if he has done this he's a nonce by law, the girl is a minor in England it's irrelevant what France's view on the matter is. The bloke has a wife and a kid and he's allegedly shagging a lass who can't even apply for her drivers license and is still a year off possibly being able to leave school, he's fucking rank if it's true man and the mackems want to have their heads shaken for trying to argue it's okay that he plays now he's being charged.

Aye they're fucking ridiculous tbh. They're all now preaching the innocent until proven guilty line which while true doesn't make what their club are doing ethically right tbh, they're doing what they always do which is moving the goalposts, first they were happy he was back in the fold as he hadn't been charged with anything but now he's charged well it's innocent until proven guilty. This lot were on the front lines of moral rights when we played Barton after he assaulted another bloke, now their fighting for scraps of gray in order to justify playing a bloke who is being charged with sexually assaulting a minor. They also gave him a standing ovation. I bet all of their sponsors are over the moon with this btw.

Seen the Mackems are now saying the club should do the right thing but they wont get praised for it, erm nah of course you wont you did the fucking wrong thing by letting him come back and then gave him a nice standing ovation when he played again. Fucking paedo supporting tramps.

Bit old for them surely, that's why they view the Johnson incident as, and I quote, "doing 32 in a 30 zone".

Oh aye I'm right there with you troop, he's akin to the mortal old crazy bloke at the pub that still yells abuse at Shola despite him not playing for us anymore. He must be close to realizing that no one is on his side and is sat there going "Aye you're spot on there John lad, if them daft cunts had of got behind the lads we'd have roared them on to a win over Spurs", then again it's John Carver.

We'll be buying him no doubt, his fee further reduced as he hasn't featured in a year. Lee is simply starting to build excitement for him like the good little lap-pig that he is.

Writing his run off? I don't think people are tbh everyone acknowledges that it's what is keeping us up but that was off the back of one of the worst 12 month periods many of us have seen, sort of diminishes the credit a fair bit. He was and is an about average manager, which he maintained by going on little win streaks in between months and months of humiliating kickings. We watched our team lose 2 home games in a row 3-0 to the mackems and 6-0 to Liverpool, I'll always be happy he is not connected with the club. Here's the form from Jan 1st 2014 until Oct 18th 2014 when the 5 game winning run took place: LLWDLLLWWLWLLLLLLWL-LDDLDLD 20 points out of 26 games is fucking horrific and 5 wins in a row makes it 35 out of 31 games which is about where we are now Consistently shit tbh.

Classy club. They can never, ever say that again if he is found guilty. When normal service is eventually resumed and we go back to cuffing them all the time they're going to have to find some other intangible marker to state they're the best at.

Not really a surprise tbh, he learnt from the king of excuses. At least the club are now maintaining consistency, of course that consistency is blaming the fans for most of the problems.

Is this bloke for real?

That's class.

I tend to agree with Fish that I can't see it happening. There is still that slight doubt though as Ashley is a massive bellend and for all his business acumen seems to be pretty daft when it comes to the football side of things. My fear is that Carver will somehow manage to muster up a speech (penned by a crack team of Ryder and Stone) where he points out that the team survived this season despite a record breaking 11 losses in a row to end the season but things can't possibly be as bad after a summers training as a (further depleted) squad. Charnley will nod as he's not sure if he's allowed to say no in Ashley's presence and that football mastermind's agreement will convince Mike that Carvs is the man to storm into the 2015/16 season making it a record shattering one.

He's that lad who come on a few week back and posted about 10 threads of "ideas to get Ashley out" one of which was for us to start going to mackem games. He was then called a mackem, threw a hissy fit and flounced. I guess he's given up on his flounce.

What a fucking crease. The idea of him clicking on a newsnow link to the interview, tongue out in concentration.

Imagine spending a portion of your dole to send a little plane with a banner over your rivals stadium rather than feeding your kids, new low tbh. Uncal Mick and co had the right idea, just draw FTM on a few bits of scrap paper from behind a woolworths (I assume they still have those seeing as it's the 80's there), fill the tank on your streets co-owned reliant robin and drive up to Newcastle and take some photeez of yourself holding up the signs. I think they got more attention tbh.

This is seriously fucking ridiculous man, this is the second time he has made a comment like that is it any wonder we're so fucking shit?

He's going to smash his former bosses records, Pardew will be gutted with record breaker john in charge.

Aye, no doubt they counted all the season ticket holders that didnt go etc. Complete cunts man.

Hope the people who turned up are thoroughly enjoying this one.