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Adam Johnson to score a last minute winner to completely turn the tide.

Bloody hell, he was possibly the worst I've heard!

Has to happen, this bloke cannot stay in charge it's completely unfathomable to keep him in charge. We've just watched not one, but two players intentionally get themselves sent off. I've never seen a bloke lose a locker room to this degree before as normally they're sacked by this point.

Well that massively increased our chances, we have a worse GD than Sunderland now so they only need 5 points.

That's going to be fantastic television. Sunderland aren't going to need 6 points at this rate, they'll close the GD gap in all. In fact aye we now have a worse goal difference than Sunderland, they only need 5 points now.

The glare from Carver there, little to no doubt he'll offer Janmaat out for a fight pushing possibly our best player further towards the exit door. This bloke is wrecking untold damage not only to this season but to future ones, this could be Mikes best decision yet.

:lol: Polio victims up front. Nine men get in, Janmaat throwing the towel in as well, captain material for sure. West Brom is going to be a barn stormer. Do we have enough defenders btw? who the fuck is going to play?

Best player in the world you're insulting there. Seriously though I've never heard commentators wax lyrical so much about a totally shit player, never has it crossed their minds that he's playing the worst team in the league.

I'm glad Armstrong come on like this co-commentator wanted. Even happier we kept Riviere on and took Perez off to accommodate him. Can we just push Cisse on in a wheelchair or something.

Some staggering stats just reeled off there. 16 losses in 22 games, that includes you Alan!

Wonder how many niggling injuries will crop up before next game, Iron lungs will no doubt pull a muscle.

Aye, there's absolutely no benefit in letting Carver guide us to 11 successive losses. I just want to see a massive brawl, the ref not knowing what's going on until he realizes all our players are kicking Carver in on the side of the pitch. Tbh I'm sort of hoping he says something somewhat racist in anger at one of our players, which I don't think is beyond him, and the FA take the decision out of big Mike's hands.

Aye, I've no clue who it is. He's dreadful, keeps yelling about how ridiculous it is De Jong is on while saying we should put a shite youth player on and we need people that will roll their sleeves up like James Vardy, well aye we do that's why we've lost 8 in a row you twonk, we'd not be in this mess if we had players who give a chuff.

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Armstrong is the next James Vardy, coming straight from whoever the fuck this co-commentator is.

I think it must be canny new aye, I never noticed it before this season.

Aye I never want to see the coward play for us again, that said I've felt the exact same way after basically all of his appearances.

Bravo.

Think this co-commentator needs some time alone with some youtube clips of Vardy.

Just said Leicester are starting to play like a Championship winning side, think he needs to step away from the glue he's sniffing. Making Pearson sound like a cross between Rocky Balboa and Jose Mourinho as well.

What was he even fucking doing man? Oh and here's little Vern, jesus fucking wept.

Williamson trying to murder someone, can we never see him play again please?

Yet another couple of set pieces lost, I can't remember the last ball we won from a defensive set piece. The lofted ball to Williamson on the offensive one still does the trick mind, it's just a shame he still does fuck all with it 3 years on from trying it for the first time.

This is how I imagine Chelsea v Notts County looks. Probably harsh on Notts county tbh.

Williamson is fantastic btw, every time he bowls someone over and it's a clear yellow he just jogs off cooly from the ref as if that'll do anything, maybe he thinks if the ref sees his embarrassing neck tattoo he'll let him off.