Howay

It's just a travesty we didn't bring the season to a halt and have two weeks of mourning around that testimonial.

Holding our top scorer in reserve until QPR had done the nigh on impossible feat (going by our record the last 4 year) and come back from behind to win was an absolute masterstroke from the best coach in the League. I've little to no doubt we'll see Messi starting the Champions League final on the bench, the world learnt something from John yesterday. Fanks John.

3-0 loss, it's completely down to Hull.

Aye I must say it was canny funny.

Aye I think they were of a similar level as players, Lampard no doubt the classier bloke of the two but that's irrelevant when talking about their ability. I think Gerrards game dropped off more as he was a true box to box player whereas Lampard was more attacking. I personally always preferred Lampard but that was without doubt heavily influenced by the fact Gerrard is quite clearly a total charver and loved a scything challenge.

Aye that's been this club since Pardew took over tbh. I struggle to remember a game where we looked good all game, even the year we finished 5th we regularly took a 1-0 lead into the half and spent the entire 2nd half defending the 1-0 lead.

Aye completely fucking deserve to go down, the run of absolute shit teams that we have played and we have failed to get points off all but one of them and beaten none of them. Total shambles, the club doesn't deserve to be in the division as they clearly aren't trying to compete in it.

Aye it's utterly depressing, a bloke from London said to me "if he was anywhere else he'd have been sacked a while back" today and it's spot on, it's incredible that he has remained in charge with the team in this sort of form. Normally people are long sacked by this point, I think if you had picked a fan and put him in charge for this long he'd have managed to do better by simply picking a side, he must have completely broken the players .

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/32769620 It's ridiculous tbh, the last one is Shearer who was given the "Room for improvement award" for saying 'There are good players and then there are great players. Good luck to #StevenGerrard, one of the great English players of our generation', with the BBC basically saying it was lazy and Shearer should have put more effort in I agree it's a disgrace, in fact Messi and Ronaldo should have flew in and cleaned Gerrard's boots and Cameron should declare May 16th Stevie Geeee day. It's utterly pathetic and shameful tbh. He was a top player, he had his testimonial and that should have been the end of it. I saw some scouse glory hunter on my facebook arguing with someone today after they brought up Scholes "Scholes isn't fit to lace Gerrards boots" was the reply, shows what the cunts on telly have done to the impressionable brain dead nobbers that lap up all their praise of Gerrard.

The fucking brass neck on the bloke! Imagine doing a completely shit job all year, basically the worst job you could do, then at the end of the year marching in your bosses office and going "well? Am I getting the promotion or what? I demand to know before I go on my summer holidays". We were all wrong in the Mike Bassett comparisons, I think even Mr Bassett would be aware enough by now to just pipe down.

You can almost hear the commentators desperation to shout it out as well, no matter how rare those have come off for him over recent years. The fact he is actually often completely wasting the good positions of his teammates and the commentators refuse to blame him at all is also enjoyable.

I fully apologise to everyone for arguing that I thought we'd pick up points today, what a fucking joke. I thought we'd at least manage a draw against this utter shower but it seems the painfully frustrating migraine of a man that is John Carver found a way to lose to them. I'm fully convinced we will be battered next week by Fat fucking Sam, just have to hope Hull lose too otherwise we'll be relegated at the hands of Fat Sam, Allardyce would then record him sending us down on VHS and slither off to Casa St James's for the summer to wank over it.

He'll be smashing that over someones head tonight the fucking Charver. He was a class player about 5 years or so ago but he has also been a total twat of a player complete with some horrific challenges, a lot that he got away with (iirc he two footed Solano in the box once and completely escaped any attention other than "brilliant tackle" from the commentators). I'm glad I didn't see any of the cringeworthy shit the bindippers come up for him and I'm chuffed Alan Pardew was the man to piss on the parade, I bet he was smug as fuck strutting about in the tunnel. Chuffed Gerrard is going to fuck off so we don't ever have to hear them scream "GERRRRRAAAAAARRRRRDDDD!!!!! oh my I thought that was in, it seems to have went narrowly wide" as it flies about 10 foot wide and 20 foot over, I hope they keep Rodgers on and he molds them into a mid table side.

Can this cunt just be sacked ffs There's absolutely fuck all point in keeping him now, Ashley saved money by just letting him take the job till summer so why not save more and just sack him now, we couldn't do any worse without him.

What a fucking goal by Long!

Aye he's done very well to finally put his stamp on the team, Palace fans can now look forward to this until next November where he'll win a few in a row, enjoy it boys you fully fucking deserve it

Villa look horrific here, pity Southampton didn't turn up like this the last two weeks.

Aye, just announcing it off the top of his head. Even included the quotes from that ex-Partizan bloke ffs.

Aye, they buy some shite them two mind.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-yet-agree-15-9260719 Lee's on the pulse, shutting it down despite having no information other than his own imagination it would seem.

Fully agree, he's adored by the media for the most part as well which is probably the thing that keeps him relevant, well that and the fact he wont keep his fucking mouth shut about other clubs players. I can't help but feel he can't be too well liked by other managers the way he discusses other players and their contracts openly, the Demba Ba thing being a complete and utter disgrace as he had fuck all to do with the player in any capacity and wasn't even bidding on him yet he was talking about the ins and out of Ba's contract. The money he has spent and all he has is an FA cup, a Johnstones Paint trophy and a couple of lower division titles. One of the most dislikable men in football imo.

Aye what a fucking wanker that bloke is, completely oblivious to the absolute chaos he has caused everywhere he has been. His spending hurt Portsmouth, Southampton and now QPR (maybe Bournemouth too I guess but I don't know enough about them) buying the same blokes that only he rates and whacking them on massive wages, yet all he does is scream about what he could do with even more investment. He'd just go and buy more and more utter shite, bottom of the table and he had fortunes to bring in the team he wanted to build, chuffed that grimy rubber faced scumbag was never our manager.

Aye canny enough record, it's always a risk when looking at records from places like Holland, Belgium, France etc but I agree it's probably less of a risk than Riviere was in that respect but the money makes it a canny gamble as Ashley never throws that sort of money on a player, must have got the go ahead from coach Carvs. Think that ex-Partizan bloke sounds like Ashley's sort of guy as well, think he could be our next Director, doing knee slides over a 20% sell on fee and berating fans who called him a nob for selling their favorite player pointing to the sell on fee, meanwhile he's completely oblivious that the fans don't give a fuck about the 20% and would rather watch the player.

A lot of money to spend on potential considering we have a totally useless coaching staff but it would be nice to see us spend a bit of money and hopefully a sign of things to come this window as our team looks grim.