Howay

Aye Elmohaddy hattrick for sure.

He could have managed games at Chelsea with just the one knee cap man, he stayed because it's liverpooooool and because he loves having his house broken into, Sterling has a lot to learn about that sort of loyalty.

Even more incentive, he'll beat us 3-0 we go down after Hull flukes a win and the mackems will have a statue up of him before he even arrives to sign a contract with them to be their new manager.

Aye utterly pathetic. They need to give their heads a good shake. Grown men ffs.

Aye it's impossible to say we'd be unlucky to go down, we've all been saying "of we cant beat this team then we fully deserve to go down" every week for the last month and we've lost basically all of them. I'm the same as Paddocklad in that my head is saying aye but it's going to be galling to see us get relegated, especially if the nappy rippers get promoted.

It's the wine gums that get me, guaranteed he bought them for the trip forgot about them and then had a right smile to himself as he realized he had a treat in his bag for after the game, if they won of course.

Fat Sam will be trying his best to get them up for it like, he'll be desperate to do his bit in our relegation party. Scary that our last three games of the season have all come against poor sides who have absolutely fuck all to play for and we'll manage 1 point in total Fucking appalling, the mental bit is if we manage to escape this mess by Hull losing you know that Carver will come out after the 3-0 loss against West Ham with a full shit eating grin announcing how he has steered the team clear of relegation and that he believes he has proven he deserves the job full time.

I'll probably just watch this next week tbh, I agree it's the important one as I give us no chance whatsoever of beating West Ham. The match today is the big one for Man Utd which is a worry for next week, as they could well and truly have the flip flops out by then.

This is where the knight Ryder sets himself apart, cue a backpage spread about how brilliant Krul is, how marvelous and totally not out of date his hair cut is and how none of the goals this season were his fault. Then let the behind the scenes scoops roll in.

Agree fully. I might be remembering it wrong but I watched that documentary about Scholes, Beckham, Giggs and that lot once, there was a bit where Gary Neville was talking about winning the Champions League and afterwards he barged into Scholes' room to get him out, Scholes was sat in bed, lights off, watching a film on his laptop and eating wine gums . I think he was one of the extreme rarity of blokes who actually would have played for nowt, he just loved playing and wasn't arsed about any of the celebrity that come with it. He was a shocking tackler btw although that was just lack of ability in that area rather than cuntery like Gerrard.

It's just a travesty we didn't bring the season to a halt and have two weeks of mourning around that testimonial.

Holding our top scorer in reserve until QPR had done the nigh on impossible feat (going by our record the last 4 year) and come back from behind to win was an absolute masterstroke from the best coach in the League. I've little to no doubt we'll see Messi starting the Champions League final on the bench, the world learnt something from John yesterday. Fanks John.

3-0 loss, it's completely down to Hull.

Aye I must say it was canny funny.

Aye I think they were of a similar level as players, Lampard no doubt the classier bloke of the two but that's irrelevant when talking about their ability. I think Gerrards game dropped off more as he was a true box to box player whereas Lampard was more attacking. I personally always preferred Lampard but that was without doubt heavily influenced by the fact Gerrard is quite clearly a total charver and loved a scything challenge.

Aye that's been this club since Pardew took over tbh. I struggle to remember a game where we looked good all game, even the year we finished 5th we regularly took a 1-0 lead into the half and spent the entire 2nd half defending the 1-0 lead.

Aye completely fucking deserve to go down, the run of absolute shit teams that we have played and we have failed to get points off all but one of them and beaten none of them. Total shambles, the club doesn't deserve to be in the division as they clearly aren't trying to compete in it.

Aye it's utterly depressing, a bloke from London said to me "if he was anywhere else he'd have been sacked a while back" today and it's spot on, it's incredible that he has remained in charge with the team in this sort of form. Normally people are long sacked by this point, I think if you had picked a fan and put him in charge for this long he'd have managed to do better by simply picking a side, he must have completely broken the players .

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/32769620 It's ridiculous tbh, the last one is Shearer who was given the "Room for improvement award" for saying 'There are good players and then there are great players. Good luck to #StevenGerrard, one of the great English players of our generation', with the BBC basically saying it was lazy and Shearer should have put more effort in I agree it's a disgrace, in fact Messi and Ronaldo should have flew in and cleaned Gerrard's boots and Cameron should declare May 16th Stevie Geeee day. It's utterly pathetic and shameful tbh. He was a top player, he had his testimonial and that should have been the end of it. I saw some scouse glory hunter on my facebook arguing with someone today after they brought up Scholes "Scholes isn't fit to lace Gerrards boots" was the reply, shows what the cunts on telly have done to the impressionable brain dead nobbers that lap up all their praise of Gerrard.

The fucking brass neck on the bloke! Imagine doing a completely shit job all year, basically the worst job you could do, then at the end of the year marching in your bosses office and going "well? Am I getting the promotion or what? I demand to know before I go on my summer holidays". We were all wrong in the Mike Bassett comparisons, I think even Mr Bassett would be aware enough by now to just pipe down.

You can almost hear the commentators desperation to shout it out as well, no matter how rare those have come off for him over recent years. The fact he is actually often completely wasting the good positions of his teammates and the commentators refuse to blame him at all is also enjoyable.

I fully apologise to everyone for arguing that I thought we'd pick up points today, what a fucking joke. I thought we'd at least manage a draw against this utter shower but it seems the painfully frustrating migraine of a man that is John Carver found a way to lose to them. I'm fully convinced we will be battered next week by Fat fucking Sam, just have to hope Hull lose too otherwise we'll be relegated at the hands of Fat Sam, Allardyce would then record him sending us down on VHS and slither off to Casa St James's for the summer to wank over it.

He'll be smashing that over someones head tonight the fucking Charver. He was a class player about 5 years or so ago but he has also been a total twat of a player complete with some horrific challenges, a lot that he got away with (iirc he two footed Solano in the box once and completely escaped any attention other than "brilliant tackle" from the commentators). I'm glad I didn't see any of the cringeworthy shit the bindippers come up for him and I'm chuffed Alan Pardew was the man to piss on the parade, I bet he was smug as fuck strutting about in the tunnel. Chuffed Gerrard is going to fuck off so we don't ever have to hear them scream "GERRRRRAAAAAARRRRRDDDD!!!!! oh my I thought that was in, it seems to have went narrowly wide" as it flies about 10 foot wide and 20 foot over, I hope they keep Rodgers on and he molds them into a mid table side.

Can this cunt just be sacked ffs There's absolutely fuck all point in keeping him now, Ashley saved money by just letting him take the job till summer so why not save more and just sack him now, we couldn't do any worse without him.

What a fucking goal by Long!