Howay

Aye, 11 players being comfortable passing the ball over 2 yards would be amazing compared to recent history.

His twitter is great mind.

To the point Boateng made I'm sure Carver made the players join in training sessions that made them think twice as well. In all seriousness the article is right, he's a talented coach with better coaching pedigree than any at the club under Ashley and while he's not the most exciting choice he's still a canny one.

Aye, he's definitely a step up from Pardew. He's not the most ambitious appointment but he'll be the best Ashley has ever appointed (Keegan excluded but that was never working out).

Get in the fucking sea

Portland Timbers B team Whitley Bay would offer a better standard. Saying all that I'm sure Carver would struggle to win the game.

What's your point? I am happy enough with a McClaren appointment I think he's a canny coach, it's still not an exciting managerial hunt though is it? It's a boring as fuck overly dragged out farce like it normally is.

This club is so fucking dull man, the fans cant even get excited for new manager hunts or transfer windows anymore. The fact there is still any possible lingering fear that Carver could still be in the running is fucking obscene, any other club and he'd be telling his Benidorm crew how gutted he is that Penfold got Adam Campbell to tell him he's sacked.

Great news that this fucking disease has finally fucked off, hope he gets his punishment rather than slithering off and enjoying his money. They must really have something on him for this.

He's either completely clueless and therefore not fit for the position or he's fully complicit and should be locked up, either way him being voted in yet again can only be because he's keeping all those around him in the money which makes it even worse again! He'll get locked up when he retires then write a best seller about his decades long bender as head of FIFA.

Oh aye I remember that now, yet another reason he was completely ill suited as DoF alongside going on holiday every transfer window, every player he knows being retired and generally being a pisshead.

Aye it's ridiculous. Hope Platini breaks UEFA away from them, FIFA is completely fucking rotten.

Forgot that one, he talks so much shite it's hard to remember it all. Palace have a winner there.

http://www.espnfc.us/blog/espn-fc-united-blog/68/post/2291796/jocelyn-gourvennec-guingamps-answer-to-jurgen-klopp If he's anything like this article makes him out to be it'd be canny, I'd love to see a bloke who's forward thinking and young but I fear Ashley's profit driven goals may put blokes like him off. I still think it's going to be McClaren, which I'm okay with but I would prefer someone with a bit more potential about them. Edit: "One of the most intelligent players of his generation, Gourvennec has become one of the shrewdest coaches. " He's not coming here then. He would seem like a good choice if Ashley was actually meaning to build something here, we all know he's full of shit though so I can't see how Ashley could attract him here tbh, doesn't seem the sort that's tempted by money and even if he was we're not the sort of club that now offers enough to sway people too much.

Aye looks like complete and utter shite

Liverpool as winners and Jack Rodwell as signing of the season, shocking predictions.

It's going to be great when he is appointed as mackem manager so he can fully turn into the total winnet that he is. No doubt the mackems will bring up the casa St James' thing again as if any of us give a fuck, they'll dine out on that until they inevitably turn on him around mid season and appoint someone new before we play the cunts 2nd time round.

Player of the Season (can be talent or performances I suppose?) - Perez / Janmaat both for me, Perez has been a bit of a shock as he wasn't expected to contribute but more often than not got us points and actually tried, Janmaat always tried and looked as good as many thought after settling in quick, grew as the true leader of the team despite Coloccini wearing the captain band as an accessory. Worst player of the Season - Riviere/Coloccini/Williamson, I agree with Stevie that we all expect Williamson to be shite but he always deserves a mention, Coloccini has continued to get worse and seemed to give less of a fuck by the game, Riviere has been a massive disappointment. Best Moment - Pardew Leaving / Jonas goal Worst Moment - Carver getting the role till the end of the season. Best Goal - Perez flick against WBA Best Game - The last one v West Ham and beating Chelsea. Worst Game - Mackem derbies Worst Pardew quote - Anytime the cunt opened his mouth. Worst Carver quote - "I still believe I'm the best coach in the Premier League"

Completely summed them up there.

I think HMHM is right that Carver is always up to giving Ryder the news so Ryder writes pro-Carver articles knowing if some foreign coach come in (or even one from elsewhere in the UK) they'd see him for the total fuckwit he is and not bother with his questions about how Mike Williamson is recovering from the dramatic Eastenders episode he watched and if he'll be back in the starting line up. Absolute fucking bellends the both of them and it's incredibly they're in the positions they are in, if Ryder wrote a sports blog he'd be ridiculed but somehow he gets fucking paid to write.

How was it anything to do with Hull you inbred cunt? We finished above your rabble and Villa, so if Hull had been better Villa would have been down. Always next year for your bunch too.

:lol: The plight of that bloke bottom left in the red polo, I guarantee whatever he's yelling has some reference to Sterlings race.