Howay

Is that daft cunt still our player? Is he fucking forward rolling his way to this medical he is supposedly having at Leeds the useless prick.

Zenden might get a game for us if they keep on low balling teams on transfer fees.

Also at Bas Dost, gets linked to us then declares his commitment to stay at Wolfsburg. I remember our lot being tight cunts and refusing to pay Palace 3m for Nathaniel Clyne, I fully expect plenty more tight fistedness this window and we'll land a bunch of players that no one else has interest in and hope they can do something.

Have we signed Brett Emerton yet?

He did aye, think he's back in Scotland now. Sure Essembee knows when the lad last had a drink if you'd like to know, or if you don't care he'll tell you anyway.

Never disappoints.

Aye, I feel like anytime there is another club in for a player we're in for the deal is basically dead in the water. 9m for a striker of Austin's level is nowt tbh, players like Steven Fletcher went for that years ago, if they have really bid that it's clear this was another attempt at making the fans feel like they were doing something coupled with a bullshit report saying it's close from their favorite newspaper. Expect this one to be another we can't get across the line. Bas Dost doesn't fill me with any confidence btw, never looked much use any time I've seen him.

It was a done deal where the fee hadn't been agreed, we wont be signing Austin. I think they were interested but yet again have found the negotiations a bit rich for their blood and will be outbid as they seem to have not noticed that an English striker that has coming off the back of a good season is a sellers market. Them Moncur quotes are fun to read, much more like the absolute fucking shite we are used to hearing from the club.

Two complete sitters, give Austin a chance man

Aye they'll never make it out the group stage again if this is the sort of rank performance they put in, even when we win it looks like this. Jones off for Lallana moving Henderson to right back, fucking hell, Clyne who was one of the best right backs in the league sat on the bench and Austin one of the top English scorers in the league on the bench.

36 year old and plays in Japan completely ghosted Cahill and Smalling while Delph and Gibbs fail to close down the bloke assisting.

:lol:

"Do this lot not feel we're ambitious after being linked to Austin? Send them a letter saying we may give the cups a proper shot".

Fingers crossed.

That's up to you since you're the one questioning it.

No I don't but I'm not the one trying to prove something here, I'm also trusting that after having a 60 odd year film career where he has seemingly been questioned many times by interviewers about his SF past someone would have come out and exposed him, even if it was on a military forum, they even have whole sections of forums about exposing walter mitty's. If you're so arsed why don't you look into Lee's military service properly yourself? It seems like you want too.

Definately, McClaren going "A word Lee?.... erm what the fuck are you doing in there?" "Ermm... well... it's Mike's technique isn't it" "Excuse me Mr McClaren, Mr Charnley... it seems as if West Brom have decided to outbid you and since they are willing to y'know actually budge and come to an agreement we've went with their offer." "Fucking hell Lee" "It's okay Steve... I'll get Ryder on the blower he'll write a story about how the club tried to buy Ronaldo 15 year ago to show how big we are" "Fuck right off Penfold" "Can we at least be reimbursed for the trip down here Mr Fernandes?"

They'd have no more to gain than outing the normal walter mitty, which is to show up a bloke who's falsely claiming valor which guys that show up these types rightfully see as an insult to those who have served. Many of the lads who will have talked about their service in books and the like no doubt needed money a lot more than Lee so he's simply seeking to keep the secret on his end. I think it seems likely he was put on missions with them as Intelligence, and perhaps he's not mentioned much in books etc because Special forces lads tend to respect each others privacy and while they're happy to detail their own involvement rarely go round spouting off about each other (unless of course that person is involved as well/said it was fine). I'm not sure why you're so eager to have a pop at a blokes service record despite having no evidence at all to dispute it short of you've not seen him mentioned in books you've read.

Aye seems more likely to be the Chelsea link for the reasons Haydnator suggests. Be chuffed if we manage to sign him.

Aye, Walter Mitty's tend to be hounded out if they're lonely fat blokes joining into parades let alone a world renowned actor and especially if they're claiming to be part of a SF group due to the obviously small community. If he was a liar he'd have been exposed as one well before now, and probably by someone more credible than Mako.

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I can actually imagine him saying that. Class as always HMHM.

Cracking news, incredible that we might get some money for him I always thought he'd see out his contract and then warm the bench for Crawley.