Howay

Wilson is hopeless at the minute like.

Ten Hag could talk a glass eye to sleep, what an unrelenting boring cunt he is.

Sums up their fan base really, just turn up for a cup final but completely clueless about football.

At centre back too, weird formation by Ten Hag

I’m stressed to fuck now like .

“Six in a rowah” they’ve been out the PL for nearly a decade now and they’re still coming out with that, we’re playing in a cup final and they’re losing to Coventry could you imagine what they’d be like if the tables were turned.

Apparently their average ball in play time is a whopping 3 minutes more than ours , so aye he can fucking ram it.

That tulip shagging menace is a right fucking bore. The media wank off over him because he’s able to get half a tune out of his billion pound squad, and seem to ignore that not only is he an insufferable bore that clearly bottles and sniffs his own farts but he’s also a total prize plum. Despite all that without Rashford he’d be struggling, so personally I find the media hype around him to be completely unwarranted but it is what it is I suppose it’ll just make his reaction even more hilarious when it all goes tits up.

uh oh sounds like this little glory hunter has been found out, trying to shift albums by pretending he always supported NUFC.

The mackems will be raging about this “look at the Geordie’s trying to copy the monkey”.

“One more time” oh dear

Cabal of Tyneside businessmen must be infiltrating the Football Supporters Association.

Shane the mackem killer

They’ll have to break out the Norwich scarves before the final the gaggle of massive winnets.

The mackems probably have about 4 threads defending it, and they’ll probably all go like this: “weeeey aaahv seen that gull all owa, probs askin furrit, FTM” “if yaz ask me that gull wuz 2 and thaaas practically leyygal in gull years. FTM” ”Could be a mag and support murderaz couldn’t he? That’s way worse imo” ”a lad I knaar grew up on the next streeyyt and tha lads a massive mag, so it’s proper mag behavior. FTM” ”aye like pedosupporterandspiritof73 said he’s clearly a mag this is awful, typical of them though FTM”

Nah not at all, just calling a bloke a nob that takes the piss out of NUFC. How’s that any different to when people call Simon Jordon, Agbonlahor, Dyer, etc for comments? I’m not arsed in the slightest that he likes Liverpool, or why he likes them, to me he’s just another ex-footballer taking the piss out of Newcastle so fuck him. I’m not bothered about his time at NUFC, he was a decent albeit uneventful player here for a short time during one of the worst times to follow the club. My post showing the litany of posts he made about the match wasn’t because I’m bothered who he supports, it was me showing he clearly was taking the piss out of us. To me he’s the same as the ex players I mentioned that have spent the years since leaving us being bellends, so I’ve pointed to him being a twat again yesterday to a post from Alex where he was mentioning him doing it before. I find you lot to have ‘went off the deep end’ more by defending him to such an extent where it’s basically gate keeping who people can call a twat. Noted that whenever anyone in future takes the piss out of NUFC that you and Renton won’t be arsed in the slightest and will in fact be upset if anyone thinks that person is a bellend. Anyway this is the last post I’ll make on the bell whiff, personally I’ve no time for ex players like him who take the piss out of the club but to each their own.

I called him a tosser the same as I, and many, do when we see people taking the piss out our club. People made up some story about how he was actually having a laugh at his own expense, I corrected them, and now you’re basically explaining why anyone shouldn’t ever be bothered about football rivalries. I expect you’ll be posting less about mackems since they’re just lads who grew up supporting their local club having a laugh about us? Weird argument to me but fair one, I still think Enrique is a bellend, same as I think Carragher, Neville, Bellamy, Dyer, etc are.

Why take issue with anyone poking fun at NUFC, or saying things about us if that’s the argument then? When a commentator puts down NUFC and bigs up Liverpool, why is anyone arsed? Sorry like the blokes a wanker, we have our keeper sent off and he will miss a final and the blokes posting stuff laughing about it - call it sensitive but that’s football no? If you make the argument you’re making why be arsed about anything to do with footy I’m sick of all these ex players of ours who have been wankers for years and then when it suits them they’ll cash in that ex player card, for example he’s going to the final. Call it sensitive sure but actual fans can’t get to the match while people like him have a seat, and as I say if we’re not bothered about how he’s acting why take issue with anything to do with football?